ROXAS
It's been four years since Axel and I have declares ourselves a couple. By the end of the first year, we had our own place. I got a better job at a catering company, whereas Axel got fired for blowing up a grill, but he found another job at an electronics warehouse, and he's picked up an annoying catch phrase since the day he got fired. It's a 'modified version' of his old one, he says. He used to say 'Commit it to memory.' but now he says 'Got it memorized?' and it's twice as annoying as the old one. He's also picked a habit of spelling words before saying that dumb line.
Aside from that, we've been really happy living together, and we've had a bunch of crazy times… Like last April Fool's Day. I pretended to get sick one morning, then told Axel I was pregnant. His reaction was priceless. He tipped out of his chair and started spazzing out. He got me back though… He made me think he fell down the steps and broke his neck... Totally not funny.
Halloween that year was pretty crazy too. Axel insisted we go trick or treating, and there's no arguing with that man when he's got his heart set on something. "We're going trick or treating and that's final!" He ranted and raved until I caved in. So we went trick or treating. I was this guy from a video game who carries a humongous sword and has hair almost as messy as mine, but his is like… set on extreme post sex hair, and Axel was a lion. It was kind of amusing because he didn't even need a mane. Sora and Naminé came too, as Mickey Mouse and a cat... Guess who was Mickey... Thanksgiving was a disaster because everyone came by, crammed in our little apartment. Demyx and Sora devoured almost everything then had pie. A LOT of pie. With ice cream and sprinkles and ASSLOADS of chocolate sauce. So they were even more hyperactive than ever and our TV almost got broken because of them. Then Axel yelled at them, finishing with "You aren't coming over here ever again if you break my damn TV! Never! You hear me?! N-E-V-E-R! Got it memorized? NEH VUR!" Welcome to Migraine city, population: Me.
For Christmas we all went to Aunt Aerith's Christmas party. Sora was being his usual dumb self and was late, but he had a good reason. He was a girl's house. He met her a few months back and they've been dating since then. I think her name's Kairi. She became good friends with Naminé at that party, and now she's almost always around when Sora is at our apartment, but whatever. Axel whispered something in Sora's ear that made him go red, and before he walked away Axel shouted "Commit it to your memory forever!". I tell you, he's so embarrassing sometimes. After we got back to our place from the party, we had an unexpected visitor: Axel's mom. They had a big argument, she insulted me and he ended up slamming the door in her face for it. Apparently Axel isn't very close with his mother because of something she did to his brother, who I didn't know existed. Axel told me he didn't like talking about Reno because it made him hate his mother even more.
It's New Year's now and everyone, even Naminé, is totally piss drunk. Well everyone but me of course. I don't really drink like that, besides I've got to get Axel home some kind of way. After the party I helped Axel into the car and got him home. He got sick before he could even get through the door, so I just let him go to bed after I cleaned up his sick, oh joy. Sometimes I feel like his mom instead of his boyfriend. Aside from all that craziness, Axel's been acting really weird. He's been doing all kinds of stupid crap.
Like right now for instance. Here I am, minding my business taking a shower, when he pulls back the curtains, already half way in the shower with me.
"Hey Roxy, looks like you could use some company!"
He scared the crap out of me so I shrieked (you heard me. I shrieked.) And literally kicked him out of the bathroom. I heard him call me a meanie before he walked away. I rolled my eyes and wrapped up my shower.
I found Axel sitting on our bed, pouting like a baby.
"Why are you making that face?" I questioned while getting dressed.
"Because you're a meanie." He said, still pouting.
"But you love me anyway." I said then crawled onto the bed behind him and wrapped my arms around his neck. He brought his hands up to mine.
"Damn right." We stayed like that for a while.
"Axel, shouldn't you be getting ready for work?" I asked, noticing the time.
"I've got time." He turned around, resting his forehead on mine.
"Axel, you're gonna end up being late again. Get ready for work." I demanded. He smirked then pushed me onto my back, pinning me down.
"And what if I don't? Are you going to punish me?" That damn trademark grin of his was etched across his face. It's damn sexy though.
"Maybe." I said then kissed him. It caught him off guard, but he recovered and worked his lips against mine. He laced our fingers together while deepening the kiss. Axel had stripped me of my shirt, our lips apart for mere seconds. My mind started getting hazy as he began to trail kisses along my jaw line and neck, but I snapped out of it when he started undoing my belt. I turned my head so my mouth was next to his ear, and blew into it. He hates that so he jerked back and frowned down at me. I smiled at him innocently then slipped off of the bed, grabbing my shirt along the way. I winked at him over my shoulder then pulled my shirt back on.
"Now that's just not fair." He pouted.
"Get ready for work." I replied before going to the kitchen and starting on breakfast. He yelled something else, but I ignored it. I was just getting done when Axel came into the dinning room at plunked his butt into a chair at the table. I glanced at him over my shoulder. He was dressed and his hair was lying down, probably damp from a shower, and he was frowning.
"Stop making that face." I commanded before flipping the last pancake.
"No."
"Fine. No breakfast for you.
"You're so mean to me." He said then came into the kitchen and hugged me from behind.
"How so?"
"You don't wanna play under the covers with me, you deny me breakfast, and you keep telling me to get ready for work but Cid gave me today off." He said, resting his chin on the top of my head.
"What? Why didn't you tell me you were off today?" I asked, not knowing what that first complaint of his was about, and then pulled away from him so I could make myself a plate.
"I did, but you were reading something." That's always his excuse for forgetting to tell me something, but he doesn't know that I know, so I just go along with it.
"Oh, okay then. How many pancakes do you want?"
"Three of everything."
"Fat ass."
"You know you love my ass." He said, giving said ass a wiggle. I snorted before handing Axel his plate of food.
"Thank you Roxy."
"You're welcome." I said before sitting across from him.
"Hey Roxas, are you 'board'?"
"Yeah, a little. Why?"
"Cause I'd really like to nail you!"
I was currently drinking some orange juice, so that last statement made me snort it out my nose.
"Really Axel, was that even necessary?!" I spluttered, trying to keep my eyes from watering, but failing miserably. "Now I've gotta clean this up." I muttered, then got some paper towels to clean off the table. Really, who says those kinds of things?
"Come on Roxy, you know you want to. Let's get it on, right here, right now."
"Um, go where?" I said, still trying to sop up the orange juice… I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee…
"What do you mean where?"
"Look, I don't have time to talk about it."
"And why's that?"
"Because I've gotta go to work. I'll see you later Axel." I said, tossing the soggy paper towels in the trash. I gave Axel a hug and a kiss.
"Hey, I let you know something before you go." Axel said, a mischievous little smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth. I eyed him warily.
"What is it?"
"I won't do anything until you give consent, because I respect you, and it's the right thing to do. And when you do, I'll have you clawing at my back like crazy! I love ya Roxy!" He said then pushed me out of the door and slammed it before I could answer.
"And just what do you mean by that!?" I yelled through the door, but he didn't answer me back. Why can't that guy just be straight forward for once?! Ugh, he gives me a headache… and sometimes I just think he's oblivious to my pain.
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-Snort- Axel is the oblivious one Roxas? XD Poor blondie just can't get the message today. But we all have those moments don't we? Me more so than others, lol.
I've been stressed lately with school work, and other things, so maybe my chapters will start coming out suckish… but I hope not! I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
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