On his sky borne balcony. Heilong ate his dinner alone. On days which he preferred silence, He would do this. He liked to eat rice, with some veggies and meat. Lastly a baozhi and some tea.
A light shone in his eyes and so he closed them, "Is that you Kaguya? You are going to blind me."
"Sorry, Luo Hei Long." She bowed to him.
Hei Long left from his seat and stood next to Kaguya, He offered her most generously, "Are you hungry? Kaguya? I will get my chefs to cook whatever you please."
She began to cry and buried her face into Luo Hei Long's silky gray robe, embracing him, "What is wrong? Kaguya? Why are you crying?"
She didn't reply and kept on crying.
Hei Long clutched his fists,"Is this about Tai Gong Wang? If he hurt your feelings, I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT SMART MOUTH NARCISSISTIC BASTARD! NO ONE HURTS SWEET KAGUYA'S FEELINGS."
She stopped and looked up to Hei Long, with her baggy eyes, "You would do that for me?"
"You are the only goddess I like that has no resemblance to kitsune. I will defend your honor with an iron fist if I have to!" He remarked most bluntly. Kaguya liked Luo Hei Long's straight forwardness that many mystics didn't have. The one other who possessed this trait was Susano'o who was straight forward in everything he does. Either that be battle, wielding his great imperial treasure kusanagi, speech or taking a big dump.
"Thank you, Luo Hei Long." She gave him a kiss on the cheek. He instead gave her an actual kiss.
She broke away and gasps, "I thought you were married?"
"Divorced for the last year." He comes in for another kiss.
"They let you do that?"
Luo Hei smirked with dirty intent, "It was either that or killing her. I didn't want to murder my ex-wife, so we broke all ties." He pulled on Kaguya's pink robe. She shooed his hands away.
"My king!"
He took her hand and kissed it lovingly, "Come with me up to my private chambers, I want to make you feel like the goddess you are."
Kaguya's cheeks reddened embarrassment,"MY KING! I came here to ask you how the mortals are fairing?" She tried to change the subject. "Maybe they can help you find your father..."
"They are on an important task for me at the moment." He hugged her close and affectionately. "I am not so busy at the moment."
"I'm sorry, I can't join you in your private chambers." She refused an emperor, she would refuse a dragon god.
"I thought you hated the prospect of marriage, So I thought maybe you would find this more comfortable." He gave her a smooch on her lips. "For I to love you as you are."
The moon goddess broke away from the dragon King's amorous embrace, "I'm not going to be your play thing!" She kicked him in his phallus. Luo Hei Long gasped for air and fell to his knees, "I was telling you the truth..." He cried out in terrible pain, held his genitals and was shortly overcame with dizziness and passed out.
"I over reacted! I'm soo sorry! My king! Wake up!" She slapped him on the face.
His brother Lu Dan walked in and picked up Luo Hei Long's body, "Never kick a male deity in the balls, Princess."
"Where are you bringing him?"
"To his private chambers and to call his doctor." Lu Dan strolled downstairs. Kaguya decided to follow Luo Hei's much taller sibling. Luo Hei's chambers were luxurious. Statues, jewels, and expensive clothing. Gold and adamentine walls. His bed was covered by drapes and a canopy for privacy. Kaguya sat down at the end of his bed. His doctor entered his room. She touched his face and sighed, "There is nothing wrong with King Luo Hei, Though his genitals are bruised... He tends to act like this when faced with incredible pain. Here this ice pack should help." His doctor put the package on his groin area.
A few hours later. After much pain of walking around with hurting junk. Luo Hei sat down at his throne with an ice pack between his legs. A pained face. Kaguya joined and sat next to him.
"I'm sorry, Luo Hei!"
"You have been telling me that for the last two hours!" He shot back holding the packet in place, "I probably won't be able to father anymore hatchlings because of you!"
"How many children do you have?" This was an important question.
Luo Hei didn't know, "Steward Bao Shuang? How many children have I fathered?"
His dragon kin Steward answered, "You have a daughter by your ex-wife... Also a son was born from consort Suyin, yesterday."
"My Suyin had a son? Yesterday? Why didn't anyone tell me?" Luo Hei smiled brightly at the fact. Suyin was the beautiful daughter of Shuang himself. The woman was cruel and heated. It only made the imbecile king pursue her even more.
"She didn't want you to know that she had your son in the first place, She regrets ever sleeping with you." His Steward bluntly returned to his highness.
"Guards and Shuang! Please go retrieve my son from his crazy mother!" The king demanded of his subjects.
After they left. The local prophet entered into the throne room in a hurry. Gasping for breath, "WAIT! PRINCESS KAGUYA! You mustn't join King Luo Hei Long in his private chambers! Or the both of you will create the end of the mystic world! This is prophecy!"
"It seems the mystic realm was already saved without warning due to Kaguya's foot! Get out of here! You insane quack!" Luo Hei aimed for his guards to remove the prophet. "Who creates these bullshit prophecies anyway? Not that bum, That's for sure."
"I do..." Entered the smart mouth narcissistic bastard himself.
"TAI GONG WANG! Get the fuck out of my palace! Legendary mortal! I don't have the time for your bullcrap!" The raven haired Luo Hei pointed at white haired bastard. "Your prophecies are full of shit! Deciever!"
"You can cut the crap, Luo Hei Long. I came here to take Kaguya back." Tai Gong Wang motioned to the goddess sitting next to him.
"She came here willingly in the first place, To get away from your foul mouth!" Luo Hei Long implored glaring daggers at Tai Gong Wang. "If you don't leave... I will make you leave."
A vain chuckle came out from Tai Gong Wang, His purple eyes stared straight into the Long's gold eyes, "Why do you hate me soo much?"
"Because you used to bully me back in mystic school! Said I wouldn't amount to anything! I was dumb. Now I'm a ruler and you are just a traitor strategist!" King Hei Long threw his wooden cup at Tai Gong Wang's face.
"You prefer the Qin?" The empty cup hit him square on the forehead.
"It's not that... Traitors can't be trusted... That is why I refused to higher you all those years ago." It was forever branded on the mystic's resumé. "Why do you really want Kaguya back anyway?"
"The prophecy isn't fake. The Oracle of Apollo revealed it just yesterday." Tai Gong Wang rolled his eyes at Luo Hei Long's idiotic behavior.
'I should've knew Apollo had some amount of involvement in this, That harp playing asshole.' Luo Hei thought to himself resting his head back.
In the next moment another ray of sun light shines in Luo Hei Long's throne room. A very handsome god of blonde curly hair, wearing white robes stood. A sword at his side.
"Apollo! Get out of my realm before your blinding light overwhelms the natural bleakness of my region!"
"Your region ?" Apollo's eyes ventured down to Luo Hei Long's bruised region. "Maybe if your region had a little sun light, You would be more virile."
"Always staring at my junk! You pervert!" The obsidian dragon gloated to Apollo.
"I mean that you would have more children." The blonde god started to play his harp.
"My hatchlings are born in darkness! Fool!" He fumed at the god of shepherds. "We thrive in darkness."
"Oh, It seems I came here a little too late." Apollo pouted dramatically. "Good everything worked out okay for Kaguya."
"Here is your son, My king." Shuang gave him a small obsidian black dragon baby with glowing red eyes and a very intricate scale design and wings.
Luo Hei held his son and gleamed, "He looks so much like his daddy!... Hey! no biting your daddy's finger!" His son tried to snap at his father. The dragon baby tried to bite at his jet black hair. "Do you want me to put you in a cage? No, I have a better idea," He changed his son's form into a humanoid form with dragon horns. He still resembled his father. Now the baby cried out. His mother came into the frey and demanded that Luo Hei to give back her son. "Give me back my son! King Hei Long!"
"He is my son! Too! Our love child!" He cradled Luo Hei jr.
"You don't know how to take care of a baby! That's why you gave your daughter over to a nanny." Sueyin took back her son without much effort and began to walk back to her chambers.
"And I was thinking of making you my official wife, Sueyin. You know and do things that I cannot ever. I admire you." His flattery got no where with her.
"I will respect that you don't visit my chambers later this week." She said before rushing off.
"I don't understand why my daughter dislikes you so much, Your highness." Bao Shuang whimpered to Luo Hei.
"No, She loves me." He claimed otherwise.
Shortly thereafter, Sima Yi and his family walked in with Sakura-hime in the mystic shackles.
The goddess In a pink blossom kimono roared at Luo Hei Long, "You bastard! Why can't you just leave me alone! Your mortals here burnt my home."
Luo Hei Long smiled at Sakura-hime and sat in a more comfortable position, "My beloved Sakura-hime! How I have missed you."
Sakura-hime teared up, "I don't know why you love me soo much? When you have my sister Kaguya here! She is so much more suitable for you than I."
"That isn't true. Your sister is beautiful but she isn't you." He frowned sadly.
"Sakura-hime..."
"Luo Hei..."
Bolts of lightning strikes Luo Hei Long. He absorbs the shock because electricity is his breath element. "Sima Yi! Why did you do that?"
"IMBECILE! You send us on a mission to retrieve the girl you want to fuck! This is a waste of time." He belted out at the dragon god.
Chunhua grunted and whispered in Sima Yi's ear, "That drunk dragon did give us a hell lot of gold and gems."
"Muahahahahah! My apologies, Your highness. My old age must be getting to me." Sima Yi bowed.
Ōtani Yoshitsugu sat down on the other side of Luo Hei Long. He requested, "Did you arrest Lady Wei Hua Long? Yet?"
Luo Hei Long chuckled, "Soon, Strategic vassel, Soon and now."
