AN: Thanks for all the reviews, alerts, and faves. I really love them all.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee. Trust me if I did Klaine would be making-out in every episode.
Things had finally started to settle down at Dalton. Kurt, Blaine, Sebastian, and Reed were getting used to the whole we have children thing. They actually made great dads. The grouping of Glee clubs turned out to be a fantastic idea. Regionals were in January, and every day there was practice. The football team won State for the second year in a row (thanks to Kurt), and Dalton's cheer team was facing Nationals. Things were looking good, but you know what they say, wait for the other shoe to drop.
Kurt smiled waking up next to his gorgeous fiancée. Brianna was snuggled up next to her daddy and she looked so adorable.
"Morning honey, it's a snow day. Hell it's the worst snow storm Ohio has seen in like fifty years. Nobody can get anywhere we are all stuck in our dorms. Oh and don't forget your friends didn't leave after practice, due to the massive snow already coming down at eight pm." Blaine said kissing his lips.
"I remember, so want to go downstairs and feed our little monsters?"
"Nah I would rather just stay in bed with you and our sweet little angels."
"Come on B, our twins are hungry."
"Five more minutes?" Blaine begged.
"No now get your cute ass out of bed before I drag you out of it."
"But it's a snow day."
"Yeah it is, and we can always go back to bed later, but right now we have two babies who rely on us for everything; and right now they want to be fed." Kurt said sticking Mason in front of his fiancée's face to emphasize his words.
"Come on Bri; let's get some formula into you."
Kurt laughed and carried Mason down the huge oak, circular staircase. Wes was smiling over the slumbering guests. Oh that was never a good sign; since Regionals were coming up he was in drill sergeant mode. "Morning Wes, so what's the plan for the day?" Kurt asked getting Mason's blue bottle and warming up the formula.
"Preparing for Regionals."
"I had a feeling you were going to say that."
"You know me so well, one day you will make a fantastic head council member."
Kurt smiled and placed the bottle in his son's mouth. Reed and Sebastian came down the stairs holding their triplets. "Please tell me there is coffee already brewing?" Sebastian begged, finding Kayden's bottle on the counter.
"Yes there is coffee."
Once the twins and triplets were fed they were put on their play blanket. Hunter came down the stairs, with Brody supporting one arm.
Hunter was wincing with each step, and looked generally uncomfortable, and pissed off. Mr. Puss trailing after his owner like a lost puppy, wait kitten. "Hey Hunt, what's wrong?"
"My ass is on fire, and before you ask, no Brody and I haven't gotten to that base but only once, and I feel like shit." Hunter bitched sitting on the brown leather couch.
"Hunter, you are thirty-nine weeks, and guess what? I think you are in labor." Kurt said remembering exactly how painful the canal was when it formed.
"Fuck!"
"My thoughts exactly, Ohio is in a state-of-emergency, and all the roads are closed. Perfect time for you to be in labor." Wes said waking up the people crashed on the floor.
"What is going on?" Finn asked detangling himself from Puck. Quinn groaned, damn morning people.
"Hunter's in labor." Kurt said honestly, he wished this wasn't happening.
"But the roads are closed." Finn said stupidly, the roads had been closed since midnight, and more snow had fallen since then.
"No dip, now what are we going to do about this? None of us are doctors, or know how to deliver a baby." Santana said remaining calm.
"Kurt and I have had babies, but we don't exactly know what was going on, we were so drugged up, but still felt everything."
"Shit." Hunter was crying, this was so not how he pictured this. He pictured a hospital with people who knew what to do. Not being in the hands of twenty-eight teenagers.
"It'll be okay, come on let's get you to your room." Kurt said as Brody picked up Hunter and carried him up the spiral staircase to their dorm room.
Mr. Puss decided not to follow his owner, he would much rather go and curl up next to Lord Tubbington, besides he had a feeling Hunter didn't want him to follow.
Kurt was freaking out, he wasn't a doctor, and anything could go wrong. Why was Dalton the school for drama?
"Come on Hunter relax. Are you experiencing any contractions?" Kurt asked sitting at the edge of the bed.
"Yes and they hurt like hell."
"So this is going to be extremely awkward but would you mind to remove your pants?" Kurt asked going to the first aid kit and pulling out a box of gloves.
"Hell no, this cannot be happening, my best friend is not about to insert his fingers in me to see how close I am to having the baby. This is just a horrible dream, and when I wake up there will be no snow, and I will be in a hospital." Hunter said closing his eyes.
"Dream on, but I need you to remove your pants."
"Is this how you charm Blaine into bed, because it's not working for me."
"Shut it. Come on Hunter; I don't want to do this anymore than you do."
"This is so not how I pictured this; and where the hell is Mr. Puss?"
"I think he is flirting with Lord Tubbington, and I know Hunter but you have to."
"Did you just say flirting with Brittany's strange cat?"
"Yes I did, now come on don't you want your child out?"
"Fine, just be gentle." Hunter begged removing his pants and boxers.
"Well this is awkward, I don't see anything."
"How do you think I feel; I am naked on my bed with my best friend between my legs?" Hunter snapped during a contraction.
"Okay you win. Will someone please help us?" Kurt begged and pleaded.
Sebastian handed Kurt a phone. "How is this supposed to help? I am so clueless, and Hunter is in pain."
"Duh call Darren; he can walk you through it."
"I am sorry Hunter. I know you hate this, hell I don't like it." Kurt said finding Darren's number.
"Hello?" Darren answered cheerfully.
"Hey Darren, its Kurt, and Hunter's in labor."
"You boys, can't you avoid dramatic pregnancies. Ohio is in a state of emergency, there isn't much I can do for you being in Akron and all the roads being closed. The best I can do is try and walk you through it."
"Welcome to Dalton, we are dramatic, so care to tell me what to do."
"Sure, how far are his contractions?"
"Every ten minutes, because he normally curses up a storm." Kurt said listening to Hunter curse at him as Brody stood there not knowing what to do, and not want to be caught in Hunter's rage.
"You were the same way, based on the distance between the contractions; I'd say he's about five-six centimeters. Has his water broke?"
"Hunter has your water broke yet?" Kurt asked getting over the initial awkwardness, and just wanting to help his friend.
"Yes, now do something about these contractions before I murder you!" Hunter screamed at countertenor as Santana and Quinn came into the room.
"Calm down and just relax." Quinn urged giving the army brat a small hug. "Lie down and just breathe, you're doing fine." She cooed placing a wet rag on his forehead.
"His water has broken, and how do I make it less painful, because I don't like being threatened to be murdered?" Kurt whispered into the phone, he decided to let Quinn calm the evil boy down.
"Ibuprofen, that might help, and yeah he is at least five if not six centimeters."
"You have got to be joking, Ibuprofen barely helps with a headache."
"I am joking. So call me back when things get worse, and I will walk you through delivery." Darren said as Santana came back in carrying everything that would be needed for delivery.
Kurt excused himself to go check on his own babies. He hated the universe for making Hunter go into labor on a horrible snow day. He went downstairs for a cup of coffee, because let's face it he had no idea what time Hunter's child would decide to grace them with its presence.
"Finn I swear to gaga if you come to me in the next year and tell me you are pregnant I am going to not support you. I love you dearly, but I don't think I could watch you be in a coma for two months, or be in one the worst places to have a baby." Kurt said flopping onto the couch.
"Love you two little bro, and don't worry Puck has finally learned how to use a condom before the nasty."
"I really am happy you two are using protection, but never refer to it as the nasty again." Kurt begged wanting to get the visual of Finn and Puck-no don't think about it.
Hunter let out a loud wail and Kurt ran up the staircase as if his ass was on the line; and knowing Hunter it probably was. "What's wrong?" Kurt asked sitting on the edge of the bed.
"It's fucking coming, and I want it out!" Hunter cried as Santana and Brody grabbed his hands.
"Breathe honey, you need to breathe." Quinn urged making breathing sounds along with Hunter. Kurt was having flashbacks to the twin's birth, he was the exact same way-maybe with less cursing.
Kurt pressed 'call' on his iPhone. He needed Darren's guidance, and maybe some alcohol to get through this.
"Time already?"
"Yes now please tell me what to do. I will be needing a drink and a shrink after this." Kurt begged to the slightly older male.
Darren laughed, "well it's simple catch the baby as it comes out, making sure it doesn't get caught in the pelvic region, and make sure to rotate the shoulder's as they pass through the opening."
Hunter screamed, and Kurt was wishing he was anywhere but at Dalton. "Come on Hunter you can do it. Push." Kurt urged putting on a pair of gloves, and closing his eyes.
"I hate you all!" Hunter howled loudly, hell all of Dalton was hearing Hunter.
"We love you too." Santana said gripping his hand harder.
"Come on Hunter I see the head."
"I really hate you Brody." Hunter said evenly, he was not happy, he honestly wished Brody knew what it was like; trying to push a watermelon out of something the size of a lemon.
"Easy, I have to rotate the shoulders." Kurt said as he rotated a shoulder. He was seriously going to be needing a shrink after this.
"Congratulations Hunter and Brody it's a girl."
Kurt looked down and realized that everything was drenched in blood, his hands, the bed; and Hunter was unresponsive.
"Darren, what do I do? There is so much blood, and Hunter is unresponsive." Kurt cried into the phone.
"Put pressure where the blood is; and call an ambulance."
"Come on Hunter wake up." Brody begged as Santana held the baby.
A loud cat wail could be heard through every building at Dalton. Mr. Puss was in pain his owner was almost dead.
Blaine rushed to the cat and tried to calm him, but Mr. Puss only wanted Hunter and scratched Blaine's forearm and ran under the couch, still wailing.
Sebastian smirked and wrapped Blaine's forearm with some gauze. Nobody else went after the cat, they figured it was better to let that cat mourn in private. Lord Tubbington crawled under the couch and put a paw around his lover. Kurt was crying this was all his fault-at least he blamed himself for this.
Blaine wrapped an arm around his lover, trying to comfort him. The helicopter landed on top of the Dalton roof, and two paramedics came rushing down the stairs leading to the roof.
Hunter still laid there motionless, and covered in blood.
AN: I am so evil, don't kill me. Please :( Review and tell me what you thought!
*Hides in a corner, and uses Klaine as a shield*
Blaine: Why is this author using us as a shield?
Kurt: Because Hunter is almost dead.
Blaine: I don't want to be a shield, have you seen the fans of this story I am terrified.
Me: Review and you get a cookie, and Hunter will live, I think
