"ow... ow..." Horseman moaned as he layed on a bench.
"what did you think was gonna happen if you didn't stay in your seat and fell on solid ice?" hades asked.
"oh... I thought i was gonna fall through. i didn't think the ice was strong enough to support my weight!" horseman said, holding his chest. just then a gangster walked by pulling a polar bear by on a leash.
"Did... did i hallucinate that?" Horseman asked.
"no, i saw it to." Holli said.
"you know, you're both probably high." Hades said.
"no hades, i saw it too!" Rasputin said.
"you're a non disney, therefor worth less than me." Hades said.
"Facilier, don't tell me you saw them too!" Hades said.
"I did. it's over there!" Facilier said pointing at a polar bear walking towards the Ferenheight. Hades followed his finger and saw it, his face contorting in confusion.
"What in the holy hell?" he asked.
"Hey, are you mok swagger?" asked a Gangster walking up to Mok.
"yes, yes i am." Mok said, looking at him.
"We'd be honored to have you come to our meeting and sing!" He said.
"When's the meeting?" Mok asked.
"Now, follow me!" he exclaimed, grabbing mok's hand.
"And Abe, we need you to come speak." He said, grabbing abe's hand in his free one.
"Do you know where bruce is, we can't find him anywhere!" The gangster asked.
"Nope, and can my posse come with me?" Horseman asked.
"Sure, bring anyone you like!" the gangster said.
"everyone follow the crazy man with the strong grip!" Horseman said. everyone ran after him until they came to a stage.
"I need to go pee-pee!" abe said.
"Uh... OK!" the Gangster said, pushing him toward the bathroom with his posse.
"Ok guys, watch this!" abe said.
"Abey baby, i already know about your impotence!" Holli would said. everyone laughed.
"abe is im-po-tent, abe is im-po-tent!" the Idiot Gangster mocked. Abe walked over to him.
"yes, sir?" The Idiot asked. Abe grabbed him and dragged him over to the toilet.
"do you wanna know what happened to Bruce?" Abe asked him.
"yes, more than anything!" The Idiot answered enthusiastically. abe pulled the flusher on the toilet and a small platform opened up in the floor.
"Follow me!" Abe said, climbing down a ladder.
"abe, this is getting incredibly stu-" the Duke Of Zill protested before getting sucked in through the hole with everyone else. Inside the hole was a large labratory with weird multicolored chemicals in vials, a bunch of odd machinery, and behind them, a whirlpool.
"so, you wanna know what happened to Bruce? LOOK AT THE HATRACK!" abe said menacingly, pointing to a hatrack with an eyeless, boneless corpse.
"that's what happens to people who piss me off, do you wanna piss me off anymore?" he asked.
"no." The Idiot said in a small voiced.
"good. but you already pissed me off so you're china's problem now!" he said, hurling The idiot into the whirlpool.
"what'd you do to Bruce?" maleficent asked.
"He pissed me off so i skinned him alive." Abe said nonchalontley.
"that's... Frightening." Mozenrath said.
"remind me not to piss you off."
"so, WHERE is THIS PLAAAAAACE?" Ruber asked.
"One, Shut up. Two, we're underneath the stage." Horseman said.
"I will NOT shut UUUUUUUP!" Ruber said.
"LLALALALALALALAAL!" He shouted.
"and now, ladies and gentlemen, Mok swagger!" Jaceyln said. Abe kicked Mok towards the platform.
"good luck buddy!" horseman said, waving. before long, they heard the sounds of a great muscian. Before they knew it, the song was over.
"and now, All rise for former founders Abe and Bruce!" Jaceyln said enthusiastically. Abe ran to the platform pressed the button to make it rise.
"ummm..." Abe said, trying to think of an excuse.
"Bruce had a heart attack and died in the lab, so he can't come up!" Abe said.
"that's impossible! if bruce died, someone would've found the body!" Jaceyln protested.
"i saw someone hide it then commit suicide." Abe said qickly.
"If some one commited suicide, there'd be a body!" another person protested.
"someone ate the body!" Horseman said.
"oh, it doesn't matter," Jaceyln said.
"no?" Horseman said.
"no, BRING IN THE STEWPOT BOYS!" She shouted as a bunch of people were pushing a huge Pot of boiling broth.
"um, what's going on?" Horseman asked.
"Don't you see?" she asked.
"in our old society, in order to get rid of someone in power, we had to duel them." She said.
"Um, what happens if one person loses?" Horseman asked.
"simple. we cook them and eat them." she said nonchalantley.
"does that mean-" abe asked.
"YES!" she said.
"WE'RE CANNIBALS!"
"i was gonna say insane, but now i know i'm gonna die!"
"luckily i have a bunch of magic users to back me up, come up guys!" he called. the platform rose up, but everyone was trapped in a cramped magic proof titanium cage gaurded by gangsters and their gaurd polar bears.
"you mean you HAD a bunch of magic users to back you up." Jaceyln in typical jungle cannibal attire.
"are you gonna eat them too?" Abe asked.
"No, we thought it'd be a better idea to sell them on the internet to fangirls." Jaceyln said.
"now fight me!" she said.
"turn on superbeast!" Horseman called to the MC "rob zombie?" "yeah, that one!"
"enough of this!" jaceyln shouted, kicking horseman across the stage.
"oh it's on!"
Horseman pulled out his sword and swung it at her head, however, she caught it midswing and through it off the stage. She turned around to karate chop him, but horseman grabbed her and leaped into the air before she could, piledriving her. She immediatley recovered and tried to headbutt the horseman in the back, but slammed her head into his armor. Horseman took this moment of her being stunned to run over and grab a light from one of the stages. "time to tea off!" he said, swinging it like a golfclub into the side of the stewpot, causing her to break her neck from the impact and the pot to tip over, flooding the park with hot broth. however, right from behind, a lean figure snuck up behind him.
"STAB!" Rico shouted, forcing his kinfe into Abe.
"um... metal armor, remember?" abe asked turning around and seizing his head. he grabbed a jagged piece of floorboard and forced it into his throat, killing him. he turned to face the armed gaurds.
"you 2 wanna fuck with me?" he asked. the 2 gaurds ran off, afraid of the horseman. horseman walked over to the cage and opened it with the forgotten key.
"And now you all know what happens when you try to fuck with me." abe said, closing a book.
"but uncle abe..." a little headless child asked.
"what?" Horseman asked. "what did that have to do with christmas?"
"i have know idea little boy." Abe said, leaning back in his chair.
"i have no idea..."
-God gives us drugs, every one!
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