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EMMETT POV
"Hey guys! I have an idea!!" I announced and they all sighed.
Sheesh my ideas aren't THAT bad.
I was thinking we could blow him up with exploding pumpkins and send him of to be a monk in the Amazon rainforest.
"Emmett we can't do that!" Edward said.
Stupid idiot. He wants to kill Mike just as much as I do.
"Don't say that!!" he said and I rolled my eyes.
"I didn't say it. I thought it so HA!" I said back smugly and he rolled his eyes.
"OMG!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!" Jasper said.
"Everyone SHUSH! Listen to Jazzy now!" I said even though the room was already silent.
Jasper explained his plan and I started nodding and laughing manically.
We were waiting for nightfall to prank Mike when I had an epiphany.
"PEOPLE GATHER ROUND!!" I yelled and everybody entered the living room.
Living room. That's stupid.
I don't LIVE.
It should be dead room. But that might freak people out.
Anyway back to the epiphany.
"I have solved the ancient question – Which came first? The chicken or the egg?"
"Chicken!" Rose said and Jasper shook his head.
"Egg. Idiot" he muttered.
"Hey I heard that!" Rose protested.
"Guys guys!!" Alice said and Rose and Jazzie stopped fighting.
"It's egg dammit!" Edward and said and Bella rolled her eyes.
"It's chicken Edward" she said.
I turned to Alice and she considered it.
"Hmm…. Chicken" she said siding with Rose and Bella.
"The egg came first" I announced and Jasper looked smug.
"Well who laid-" Bella began but I cut her off.
"I hear you ask – who laid the egg? My dear friends …. T'was the pony" I announced proudly.
Bella was deep in thought considering this theory.
"The pony?" Rose said in a tone that questioned my metal health.
"Pony! Ponies don't lay freaking eggs!!" Edward protested.
"Do too!!!" I said back to him and he rolled his eyes.
"Whatever"
A FEW HOURS LATER
We were all dressed in black and crawling through the trees at the forest behind Mike's house, ready to put Jasper's master plan into action when Bella suddenly lost that deep-in-thought-look that she had worn on her face since my epiphany.
"Edward? Can ponies lay eggs?" she asked and Edward sighed.
Muhahah.
Me confuses the human.
Sorry!! Short chapter I know!!
I NEED A PLAN FOR A PRANK ON MIKE!!
I DESPERATLEY NEED AN IDEA!!
PLEASE PM ME OR GIVE ME AN IDEA IN A REVEIWW!!
Hope you like this chapter!!
The pony laid the egg theory … copyrighted by Bethhumms TM.
Please reviewww and tell me what you thought of this reallyyyy short chapter!!
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