I am so very behind, lol. I luv miss Jeff and Edge, sorry, hun, could'a swore I did tell you about that. Esha Napoleon, thank you :D Sinfully Sined, I'm fond of the female form too. I honestly don't know why I don't have female muses-- not counting Morrie. Mor muse: Hey?! (seethes) Terrah: Joking, JoMo, joking. Sheesh.. (winces) Sorry about giving Dark ideas. Dark Fae Angel, she can talk some. She can taunt too. Meh, Jeffy's mean, lol. Seraphalexiel, it is a hott equation, XP. Poor Edge still owns no one, lol. I actually think Jeff muse thinks he owns Mor as well. It isn't really a sexual thing, but he sure likes to boss Morrie around. JoMoFan-spot, I dunno, the thought of Jeff braiding/fixing/playing with Adam's hair is cute to me. Matt muse: (reading review) Lacks enthusiasm? (sighs) Fine. Addy was damn adorable. Jeff muse: Fuckalicious. Matt muse: That too.. Along with; Gorgeous, hott, sexy.. prettyful... Edge muse: (blushing) Poor Addy. I miss him like crazy. LegacyChick, updating updating updating... even if it took awhile :P
Muse Troubles;
Chapter twenty-eight/ 'Zero Logic'
Rated; M/ L, (M-Preg, threats of violence, threats of kidnapping, threats/talks of bondage)
Set-up; Excuse the clutter, lol. I continue to have massive computer trouble, frustration, and purple nurseries. June 26- July 12, 2009.
RE; Fae; (snorts) Hehe.. Hey, Mor, how ya like finally being outta the closet? (facepalms) Please stop antagonizing Jeff and almost getting Matt hurt! There's a little girl involved now! OMG! Just think about it, in a short amount of time there will be a little munchkin to help Jeffy braid the Barbie-Addy's hair! (giggles)
RE; Fae; Jeff calmed down, really? I'm shocked, but so happy for you! At least now it will be somewhat calmer in your head.....what the hell am I saying? It's your head! No offense. Edge and Matt tying up Jeff is a lovely visual. One I'm going to keep for a long time. And thank you for not letting Randy around 'Twisted'. He got what he wanted in 'Captive' and 'Fate' plus a bad guy character in 'Cotton Candy' and those few scenes in 'Sold'. That's enough for him, now more Hardedge!
RE; Fae; Dammit guys! Lemme in, I wanna snuggle the pregnant man too! I'm not trying anything, he's just so cuddly!
RE; Fae; Now as much as I wanted Jeff to be the daddy too-- honestly I was magically hoping for twins one Jeff's and the other Addy's-- if we want to be logical-- in there, yeah right-- with Edge being the daddy there's less chance of the baby having.... genetic issues. But she's Addy's so now we can think about names! Oh! and the nursery! (holds up gallons of purple paint) What...? I like painting rooms, and pink in soooooo overdone. And can I be Aunty Fae?! My own siblings have already told me that I'm not allowed near their future kids for fear of my insanity being catching. (sad face) It's not my fault they'd drop off their kids and when they picked them up they'd have rainbow hair. The little ones wanted it! Daw, Matt and Adam's girl is going to be soooooo cute! I'm so happy! And with Jeffy as the third Daddy and Trips and HBK as babysitters she's gonna turn out wonderful. And by wonderful I mean just as crazy as the rest of you, which is perfect! No sarcasm!
RE; Fae; P.S. Ooooh, Jeffy spanking Addy, can I watch? Don't deprive yourself of sleep for us reviewers, Terrah, but I know it's mostly insomnia. You get some sleep.
RE; Fae; Thank You, Donald Trump! He moved Matt back to Smackdown! Hahaha, let the Hardy Feud resume! Or at least give us some wonderful Matt vs Jeff matches with shots to twist with our perverted minds. Joy!
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In PM; My computer is fucked up. My bad luck continues. I had typed this awesome scene one night and was about to edit it, but decided to split up the files so I copied the scene and was preparing to paste it to a new document and was setting it up.. and b4 I could paste it, I copied a different thing before I realized it. Trouble is; I deleted the scene and saved it on the other doc! I lost my scene! Dammit! It was the first scene in which Matty bottoms that I ever wrote too! It was like special and shit! (pouts) Dammit, that was a good scene. Now, it has to be wrote over again, b/c I didn't have it in a fucking notebook. I has planned two more chps for 'Ride' at least. My Matt muse is trying so hard to put together 'Ride', 'No Longer Forbidden', 'Twisted', and a new story 'Sadistic Desires'-- a psycho Hardys kidnaps Adam and Randy while they're camping in the woods deal. 'Sold' is figured out it's all a matter of typing it out. But, I couldn't write sex scenes w/ screaming children! Everytime we started shooting back and forth ideas, people in my house start screaming. I swear, I was in the shower letting Matt chatter away when they all piled in the room next to my bathroom and began yelling and screaming while they looked for something stupid. My cousins are gone now. And then I began having bad computer trouble. It's calmer in my head alright, but that's b/c it's so damn hectic outside of it that my muses are scared and they hide. Sans Matt, who is obsessed with his ideas right now. Even Mor has been hiding, but that's mainly from Jeffers. And the fact that thanks to one of the reviews I received for 'Troubles', he thought a CM Punk muse will kidnap him now. Jeff tried to tell him one wouldn't want him. Mor glared at Jeff and ended up back inside the closet. Mizzie got him out. Hunter made more jokes that everyone groaned at. Barbie-Addy, lol. Yup. He's like a Barbie, long blond braid-able hair, long legs, ditzy personality and comes with accessories.
In PM; I like the idea of painting the nursery purple. I'm just feeling the color right now. I think Jeff's been working on it. I always thought if I did have kids, they'd get taken b/c they'd have multi-colored hair and stuff like that, lol. Sure you can be Aunty Fae. And you can snuggle Matt.. if you can find a way too.. And Jeff won't lemme watch him spank Addy.. but, he has started letting me listen..
In PM; P.S. Dammit, They moved Matty to SD, but he got injured and had to have surgery. I have been pouting.. and to top it off; Addy had to have surgery too! But, w/ Matt, I feel kinda bad for all those jokes that borderlined on fat jokes in 'Muse Troubles'. Most of them were Mor's fault. (glares at Mor)
Mor muse: (gulps) Sorry.. but, you two called him pregnant. In fact, he ended up being pregnant as a result of Terrah's deranged imagination.
Terrah: I wanted to do a M-Preg anyhow. (pouts) Matt seems better for it b/c of his dominance issues and failure to admit anything.
Matt muse: What did I fail to admit?
Jeff muse: (looks over at Edge muse) Y'wanna tell him?
Edge muse: Need we explain? Being bipolar, what you did to me and Jeff while we were knocked out...
Mor muse: Loving Adam.. which I was right in all along (grins wryly)
Matt muse: Oh, shut up, Mor.
Jeff muse: (glares at Mor) Yes, shut up before you cause Matt to get upset.
Mor muse: (sticks tongue out)
Jeff muse: (twitches) That's it, back in the closet! (lunges for Mor)
Mor muse: (gasps and jumps back)
Edge muse: (holds Jeff back)
Jeff muse: Lemme go, Addy! I must KILL him!
Terrah: My def?
Jeff muse: NO! (still struggling to get at Mor)
Edge muse: (still holding Jeff) Calm down, sweetheart.. Mor's just jealous is all.
Mor muse: Of what? I got Christian, I got Miz. I have my own threesome, thank you.
Matt muse: (twitches) That's it. Addy, let Jeff go, I want Mor to go in the closet!
Jeff muse: (stops struggling)
Edge muse: (blinks)
Mor muse: (gulps)
Jeff muse: Y'heard Matty, lemme go.
Edge muse: (lets go)
Jeff muse: (smiles and cracks knuckles) This shall be fun.
Terrah: (groans)
--seconds later--
Jeff muse: (dusting off hands) Whelp, that was fun.
Matt muse: Is he in the closet?
Jeff muse: Nope. Chained down in basement.
Matt muse: Ah, even better. I have a whole pile of shoes I wish to throw at him later.
Terrah: (sighs) We always get way off track.
Matt muse: Awe, Terrah. I don't blame y'guys for this.. okay, I do.. But, it wasn't b/c of.. my.. uh..
Jeff muse: Belly?
Matt muse: That'd be it.. I blame the taunts that I was bipolar. (snuggles next to Edge on the couch)
Terrah: Okay.. Then I'm off the hook?
Matt muse: No. I want your computer fixed. I want to begin writing again. I have evil intentions. (grins evilly)
Terrah: (groans) That's what the flood of ideas are? You're punishing me! (pouts)
Matt muse: Very good, grasshopper. You learn quick. But, if I hear one more fat joke outta Mor, Imma kill him... in every definition possible.
Terrah: Okay, deal. (sighs)
In PM; And I'm sorry that I took so long and that I don't think it was most entertaining, but I am really having major computer trouble. The first part of this was typed out days ago and had to be slightly edited. I do feel bad for Matt and Adam. But did you see the pics on.... And it got cut off, lol!
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This before last reply to Fae and before Adam got hurt. We were talking about Edge fighting Punk on Superstars.
RE; Anna; Well, he did show some heelish tactics on Superstars, like raking Punk's eyes after he had been rubbing Punk's face into the mat. But one thing that I haven't yet figured out; why in the hell did Edge decide to like grind his face and chin into the side of Punk's neck for? That is one thing that I don't get in the least. My muses are back in full force and they was being assholes earlier by harassing me because I had to use the bathroom badly.
In Email; I honestly have no clue as to why Edge does that. I hate it when muses bug you over personal stuff. People are letting off fireworks. I hear them. Steven's letting off those kind that pop. I'm afraid he's gonna blow himself, or the vehicles up b/c he's near them.
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Note; The pop-ups were for the anti-virus shit. The dude that knew how to fix my computer at the time was out of town and I was stuck to just deal.
In Email; I am being molested by story ideas at the worst times. I have one AU about Jeff being a sex addict and his brother Matt running a brothel and Addy being his top whore.. Just for fantasy, non wrestling, OOC. Randy, Matt and Jeff, etc, maiming poor Addy b/c I can. But, I'm thinking of doing it in point of views, either just Jeff's or Jeff and Matt's. Maybe not Addy's.. maybe just once.. I dunno.. I might. I can't type them no how... I WISH THESE FUCKING POP-UPS WOULD GO THE HELL AWAY AND LEAVE ME BE. (whines in frustration) Everything's going so damn wrong! .... (blinks, hears crickets) Wait a sec... (notices something is a miss) Edge didn't shout wrong.. (searches mind) Jeff?! Where's Edge?
Jeff muse: (sleepily) He's fine, Terrah.
Terrah: Where's he at?
Jeff muse: (yawns) Asleep. It's not our fault you kept us up all night.
Terrah: Okay, just got worried. My readers oddly miss Randy kidnapping everyone.
Jeff muse: I know. But, to tell you the truth, I like Randy being after Addy as opposed to Punk, or Cena.
Terrah: Me too, I guess.
Jeff muse: (twitches) That still doesn't mean Randy can have him! (stalks off)
Terrah: My Matt muse is the preggers one, yet Jeff is moody and paranoid. (sighs) Something is always a miss in my mind.
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RE; Fae; Ew, comp problems. Our own circle in hell. I was having connection problems a few days ago-- as in I couldn't get one period! But, thankfully, I'm back to normal. Lots o' chocolate goodies prezzies for your Matt muse for all the new chaps and stories! (tosses three goody baskets the size of Randy's thighs- hee hee-) .. (tears) You wrote a Matt bottoming scene and it got deleted?! That's just....wrong. That's so very, very wrong. Like Real Jeff shaving his head and donning a suit for the rest of his wrestling career wrong-- sign of the apocalypse, btw-- But 'Sadistic Desires' sounds good; you know me, I cream for psycho Hardys. And the possibility of Randy Rape is always awesome. Been reading too many Evil Randy raping sweet Jeffy stories lately, he needs to get his karma. AND JOYGASM ON 'SOLD'! Dude, I have a problem READING sex scenes when there's kids in the house, even if I'm hold up in my room, I can't imagine trying to write them! There is something cute and funny about your muses talking to you in the shower. Me, I just dance to the loud music from my iHome.
RE; Fae; Why would anyone want to steal Mor? Ooooooh! And I can only imagine the 'accessories' Barbie Addy comes with. (hint hint wink wink)
RE; Fae; Yay! Keep Randy away from 'Ride' and 'Forbidden', in fact tell Jeffy I will give him anything he wants if he makes sure Randy doesn't weasel his way in! And what's going on with that doppleganger Edge story? That sounded so hot! --Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law is on right now and I can't stop giggling-- Joy. Purple is my fave color and one of my current obsessions. I also think the nursery should be covered in clowns. Terribly evil clowns (hides Joker posters) What!? I have a problem...
RE; Fae; (squeals) Yay! I'm Aunty Fae! Now, (glares at Jeff and Adam) Let me snuggle Matt or I'm not teaching you guys how to change diapers! And I'll keep Terrah from teaching you too! Which reminds me, is there actually going to be a baby crawling around in your head for a few years or is there going to be a sped up aging process so we get the cutesy little kid faster? Oh, and how about Claudia for the name? Total 'Interview with the Vampire' reference yes, but any child born from Matt, spawned by Adam and raised by them and Jeff is bound to have a sanity issue. In a good way!
RE; Fae; Damn it, I actually didn't know Matt had been injured till you told me. Fuck, though, that kind of injury is going to keep him out for while. Poor Matt, makes me feel bad about the jokes too. I'd bake him get well cookies, but the whole postal thing kinda ruins it for me. And Adam too! Shit, if something happens to Jeff I might cry.. Fuck that, I will cry!
RE; Fae; Hate to say this, but your message got cut off after you asked me if I had seen some pics. If it was the pics of Adam surgery; Nope, uh-uh, no way. That kind of stuff creeps me out.
RE; Fae; Checked out the new pics on your LJ! I love the comments you put on those, makes me laugh so much! I'll make you a deal, you can have Jeff and Adam and I can have Matt. I love the darker Hardy! Love Ya!
RE; Fae; P.S. I hope you get everything fixed soon. I missed you. And I missed taunting your muses! // Beginning of Smackdown; PIRATE JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE; Fae; Also, I think we should definitely paint the nursery purple. Jeff had his hair purple this week, I think he's been eavesdropping on our conversations...O.o. Or it could just be an odd and slightly funny coincidence.
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In PM; Gah, damn thing got cut off! How dare it!? I didn't notice it when I sent it or I would have sent another. Sorry, my fault. I actually meant the pics on Matty's MySpace page of Matty and Addy at the WM25 after party. No, not surgery pics. I saw the ones of Addy's surgery.. well, I sorta just looked at the ones of him in a gown and skipped the graphic ones of his surgery. And I saw the one of Matt's scar. Poor baby :( But, those weren't the pics I meant, hehe...
Mor muse: (rubbing wrists) Great, that's all Matt needs, more chocolate.
Jeff muse: And you got loose how? (has hands on hips)
Mor muse: (whimpering)
Jeff muse: Jeez, there is just no way to keep a muse restrained these days. (tosses a whimpering Mor over shoulder) You tie them up and somehow like magic.. Poof! They get loose! (carries him off)
Terrah: (sighs) Oddly, enuff, I miss my Mor muse correcting the spelling of words.
Matt muse: (waves at Fae) Thanks for the chocolate! (munching happily)
Jeff muse: (dusts hands off) Dammit, Matty, what did I tell you? Put the candy down, you've had enuff today!
Matt muse: (blinks halfway through taking a bite)
Jeff muse: Gimme candy. (holds hand out)
Matt muse: (shakes head) No... It's mine.. you can't have it.. (sits down on couch and curls into a ball, munching happily on candy)
Jeff muse: (clinches teeth) Matt. Gimme. Candy.
Matt muse: No.. (continues to be stubborn)
Jeff muse: (sighs) Why does he always have to be difficult, Terrah?
Terrah: I have no clue.
In PM; Yes, my Matt bottoming scene got deleted. Matt muse wasn't happy about it either. It was, oddly enuff, his scene! And he pouted for hours. I pouted for hours... I'm still pouting! Scene was rewrote for chp 7 of 'Ride' 'Room 707'. I still say the first draft was better than the rewrite. (shakes head) I'm more careful these days.
Edge muse: (sighs) Wrong..
Jeff muse: Would you give that a rest?!
Edge muse: Hey, we all have habits! And BTW, I don't want you ever shaving your head and donning a suit for the rest of your career. That would be just tragic.
Jeff muse: Same for you, Barrrbie.. (grins)
Matt muse: (pouting) Does anyone not care about my hair or attire?
Terrah: (giggles)
Matt muse: (still pouty) It's not funny..
Terrah: Sorry, I'm just used to you at this point.
Jeff muse: (snuggles up to pouting Matty) Awe, course we do, love.
Edge muse: (snuggles up with Matt and Jeff) We just love your hair and your attire.. Well, actually, we'd prefer you in less attire (placing kisses all over Matty's face)
Terrah: Aww, I wuvs it when they get all mushy, XD.
Matt/Edge muses: (glare at me)
Terrah: What? It's cute and all warm and fuzzy! Lemme alone!
Jeff muse: (steals Matt's chocolate) Ha! (runs off)
Matt muse: (jumps up) Hey! Not nice!
Edge muse: (dumped out onto floor) Umph, ow..
In PM; I haven't been able to write w/ the computer being stupid, so I haven't gotten to type out the Edge/demon/doppleganger story. I have it written in a notebook, it looked really good.. well, the first chp anyway. I say it looked good, b/c it involved Adam's mind being overtaken by the demon Edge, who 'forces' Adam to masturbate.. there was oil involved. It proves the twistedness of my mind. Dammit, Adam.. naked, oiled up, masturbating... Shit, I need to get back on that story!
Jeff muse: (panting) Yes, you do.. (hides paint brush) Nursery...? It's finished.
Edge muse: (looks in nursery) There's abstract art all over the walls.
Jeff muse: I was feeling inspired! Leave me be! (tosses head back and stalks off)
Edge muse: Well, he painted a couple of clowns.
Jeff muse: (from other end of house) Those aren't dry yet! Don't touch!
Terrah: (facepalm) Why do we bother even asking Jeff why he does anything?
Edge muse: B/c the answer may be fun?
Matt muse: Or slightly amusing. Jeff, I want back my candy! Where'd ya hide it?!
Jeff muse: I'm not telling!
Matt muse: (huffs and stomps foot) You're not nice!
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Edge muse: (scoffs) Terrah, doesn't know how to change diapers.
Terrah: Just wet ones. Not poopy ones.
Jericho muse: Does she really want to snuggle the pregnant one? He's ruined three house plants with his vomiting.
Matt muse: In my defense, Terrah was playing GTA and flying a heli..
Terrah: It was a stunt plane!
Matt muse: Anyway, it made me nauseous and I couldn't get to the bathroom.
Terrah: Hey, I'm a damn good pilot in GTA!
Jericho muse: Who says, jerky?
Terrah: Jeff muse. (pouts)
Jericho muse: Oh, that explains it... (snorts and burst out laughing)
Terrah: Oh, shut up before I make Jeff tie you up too! He still wants to tie you to that tree!
Jericho muse: (immediately shuts up and clamps hands over mouth) ... (muffled) I'll be going now.. (scrams)
Edge muse: We always get off track. Oh, well.. (snuggles Matt's tummy)
Matt muse: (sighs) This gets rather old.
Terrah: Oh, complain... (rolls eyes)
In PM; Names?
Jeff muse: I was gonna go w/ Skittles.
Matt muse: (still being snuggled) I'm not naming my baby after a fruity candy.
Jeff muse: Why not!?
Terrah: (blinks) Actually, it's not odd if you think about it. My mind's just odd enuff for it not to be odd.
Edge/Matt muses: (twitches and glare at me) NO.
Terrah/Jeff: You're mean!
Matt muse: (sighs) I know you have a hard time with naming stuff, Terrah. But, Skittles? Really?
Terrah: It's just... I wasn't trying.. (huffs) Never mind..
In PM; I know, it's sort of a low blow to have both Matt and Addy out hurt (pouts) // Lol, I actually said the same thing when I saw Jeffers on SD! He'd make a sexy pirate :P
In PM; They always eavesdrop on my convos I think. Mor made the snide remark to Ziggler that it was about time he finally came out of the closet... course Maria followed him outta the closet.. Ziggler/Maria? Eww.. (shudders) But, my Mor muse liked the comment. He was glad the real Morrison got to say it to someone after what he's been thru w/ Jeff muse.
And Randy muse returns next chap to cause us loads of grief and make everything all chaotic. I'm also soo damn glad my computer problems are behind me. Those days majorly sucked. So many terrible things happened since then. Matty hurt (course, Matty was back quicker than I expected, XD.) Addy hurt (I miss Addy!) And Jeff's gone from WWE for now (pouts) The sex addict story wasn't coming how I wanted it, hehe. Who knows if it will ever exist or not. The first scene was actually a Mark/Jeff-- rough brutal sex thing.. that story has a shit load of kinks to work out. All I know is; Addy and Morrie (and prolly Philly) are the main 'sluts' in the story. Jeff's basically a top (for Adam and Mor) and bottom and Matt runs a whore house. (shrugs) It was an excuse to pimp Adam and Morrie out and have lots of excuses for M/M sex scenes. 'Master and Puppet' became the doppleganger/demon story. 'Sadistic Desires' is up. And I still wanna do 'Twisted Jealousy', hehe. Look over everything in here, all opinions were wrote in the moment of the date with zero prediction of the future.
