Suboi Airi:

To England: really? I thought Fuck was a village in Austria.. or was it Fucking? And that Dildo was the same in Canada... odd... And why does America like to express his anger by saying stuff about animal execretion?

To Russia: Er, I heard that there was a page on the internet dedicated only on how to get brothers to sleep with you.. You might want to check that out. But do you love your sister? Why dont you say no?

*okay, dragged this plot point far enough*

To Japan: Loud and vulgar nations? *turns to look at direction* Isn't that like AmericaaAAH!

*scrambles back* W-what happened? ! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FOLLOW THE VOICES! WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME! DID YOU NOT USE THE SAVING ITEMS I GAVE YOU! HAVE YOU NO MIRROR! *throws him a hand one for him to look*

Dont look at me like that! And dont come near me! waaaah! *hides behind Germany* SAVE MEEEE! HELP ME! ENGLND, CANADA, CHINA, SANTA ANYONE! THE DEMONS AND GHOSTS HAVE GOT AMERICA!

Engalnd you can save him right? Canada, please try to appease this now became monster! You have your maple goodness! Russia do not try and fight that thing! It's worse the 10 Belarus trying to invade you! Germany, Prussia, stay awaaaay!

Eh, Finland..? China..? Japan, what the heck did you do? *eyes him wierdly* Somehow, now I think Japan is scarier than what America has become...

~oOo~

England: Well… I suppose you are right in that respect as well… Thank goodness! I feared that that question would take a less appropriate route to it's answer… I think it is because by nature, he is an enormous twit with the thickest skull I have ever seen in my life.

Russia: That is most certainly… Interesting, but I am not so sure it is relevant. I do not want to 'sleep with' everyone, just to take control of their territories and spread the Mother Land ^^ Yes of course I love my sister. I have said no, many many times… She doesn't seem to take it to heart…

Japan: While Alfred-san is my close friend, he is quite often loud… And sometimes vulgar… I am sorry America, please forgive me.

America: Big shocker here, but I am still as confused as HELL. But y'know, whatever. Let's all confuse the crap outta the Hero… *totally heroic sulk*

Germany: What? *looks around* I don't see anything.

America: Dude, I'm right here. I'm not being attacked by demons or some shit.

England: Honestly love, even with my Sight I can't see any demonic presences anywhere near America. But I assure you, I any decide to show up, I am more than capable of subduing them.

Canada: I don't see anything either…

Russia: I… will keep that in mind.

Germany and Prussia: O.o

Finland and China: ? O.o

Japan: N-Nani? What have I done?