Interview With Greg

Me: So, today we have Greg. Greg, tell us, are you scared?

Greg: Of what?

Me: Your girlfriend. She's a daughter of Ares.

Greg: Girlfriend? She's not- *gets idea* Well, yes, she is my girlfriend.*seriously hopes Eve doesn't hear any of this or it'll be the last of him* .But, no, I am not scared of her. Why should I be? She's a nice child of Ares. And she's beautiful, and nice, and awesome and—

Me: Ok, ok, hush up before I bring Eve into that. Why do you like her?

Greg: I don't know.

Me: O: Oooooh, I'm telling Eve. She'll be mad. Hehehehe.

Greg: O.O Oh gods. PLEASE DON'T!

Me: Not scared of her, huh? xD *chuckle snort*

Greg: -_-

Me: So, where's Kristen?

Greg: Oh, gods, don't tell me you brought her into this. I heard what she did to Kyle back there…wasn't pretty…she's…she's not here, is she? o_o

Me: Nope. But, uh, we do have a little truth or dare for you.

Greg: Isn't this supposed to be an interview, not a game show? 0-o

Me: Yes. But I have some dares. No truth…just dares.

Greg: But truth is better DB

Me: Enough! Just do the dares :D

Greg: Fine…just give me the dares.

Me: Good little boy. Now…I need you to hug Severus Snape for me. *jots down: Greg must hug Severus Snape in order to reach level two.*

Greg: WHO! D: DO YOU REALIZE WHO THAT IS? THAT'S SUICIDAL!

Me: Exactly cB And who said I wanted you in my story anymore?

Greg: No way. You promised you wouldn't kill me off. Especially via SNAPE!

Me: Just do it or I will kill you :U

Greg: No pressure there o_o *is magically transported to Hogwarts*

Me: *transports there, too* :DD Yaaaaay. I have to catch this on camera!

Greg: *running away* Maybe I can get to Camp Half-Blood from here… *bumps into Snape*

Snape: *bumped into* BC What is your hurry? *says things in his monotone Snape-like voice* BC

Greg: I…uh….*looks at me as I give him a thumbs up* ): *hugs*

Me: *snaps picture, whispers* Got it! *runs away*

Greg: DDD: *sweating*

Snape: -_- *starts to say a spell that will knock him backwards and possibly knock him out*

Me: NO! Severus, please don't :3 I need him for something.

Snape: And what would this be, Miss?

Me: I'm writing a story on him. I need him for that.

Snape: I suppose lack of character might be a problem, HOWEVER, 5 points from…he looks like a Ravenclaw BC So, five points from Ravenclaw BC

Me: Um, yes, Professor *sweat sweat* Ok, Greg, LET'S GO! D: *drags*

Greg: *transported back to who-knows-where-we-were-holding-the-interview*

Me: Hello :} Wasn't that FUN? :DDD

Greg: Yeah, if you're a lunatic.

Me: Full offense taken 8D Now…*checks off task one* We have to go for level two.

Greg: How many levels are there?

Me: Three.

Greg: Oh, GOOD!

Me: Thousand.

Greg: WHAT!

Me: I'm only joking, it really is three.

Greg: You're a witch.

Me: Thank you! :D Now, for level two…*jots down: Greg must insult Lola and call her names to reach level three.*

Greg: What's that you got there?

Me: What?

Greg: Your notes. *looks before I can hide it* OH NO, NO WAY AM I DOING THAT TO LOLA. ARE YOU INSANE?

Me: Quite possibly. Go. Do it. Now. Shoo.

Greg: -_- *runs to the Hades cabin*

Lola: *beat up looking from an earlier encounter with a monster* What are you doing here? I'm practicing my lines for the next story. I can't wait for the part when—

Greg: I hate you D: Hades is, uh, pathetic and so are you, and—

Lola: WHAT-WAS-THAT?

Me: Lola, don't kill him, Kristen put him up to it.

Lola: She's going to GET it. *runs off to go find Kristen*

Me: You're lucky I saved your butt, Willins.

Greg: But I'm not lucky that she'll find out from Kristen that it wasn't her. She'll kill the both of us.

Me: OH SNAP DID NOT THINK OF THAT ONE. RUN!

2 minutes later

Me: Ok, alright then. *checks off task two*

Greg:…What's task three? ;o;

Me: Oh, don't worry… *jots down: Greg must ask a Party Pony if they can give him a pony ride to achieve all tasks*

Greg: The Party Ponies? -_- That's your big idea?

Me: Did I mention you were doing this for Eve? =B

Greg: Saywhatnow?

Me: Yup :D We've had her locked away ever since her interview, waiting for your interview…and waiting for you to get a clue that she was missing from camp BC

Greg: O.O And I get her back if I do this, right?

Me: If you do it right, yes.

Greg: I can't, like, fall off? The centaur has to agree to this?

Me: Basically :D

Greg: And…if I don't do it right? O.o

Me: Oh, she gets sold to whoever might still be living on whatever there is left of the Princess Andromeda. No pressure.

Greg: You're- A- MONSTER.

Me: I'm KIDDING. Kristen gets to put her on the Torture Show if you don't do it right. Not as bad as I led you to believe, huh? :B

Greg: No…but Kristen is still a bad end 0.o

Me: Meh. Whatever. Just do it.

Greg: Ok, ok. *runs over to random Party Pony and attempts to get on* YAH, YAH!

Random Un-amused Party Pony: Duuuuude, get off my horse half.

Greg: Hey, look, she put me up to it BC *POINT POINT*

Me: O.O *flees and whispers to self* They'll neva catch me :D

Party Pony: Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, let's get that weeeeirdo.

Greg: *on top of the Party Pony* Charge! :U *points forward*

Party Pony: *gallops* Maaaaaaaaaaaaan. *chases*

Me: DD: *running*

Greg: *gets a lasso out of nowhere and hurls it at me*

Me: *tied* -_- Aw dang. *wriggles around in it*

Greg: *looks for cage in which Eve is secured*…Where is it? :C

Me: Oh, I lied. Eve's simply been in her cabin, recovering from what Kristen did to her. Everything is FINE. No big deal, buddy. *pats Greg on back* Ah, you're my dancing monkey :3

Greg: O: *knows what that means* I AM NOT! AGH! *attacks*BC

Me: And I thought that when all is well, it ended well -_- Good luck, Charlie. *turns camera off-*

Greg: Hold on a sec…person who's name I don't know. We need to see YOU do all of the things I just did, minus the Party Pony.

Party Pony: Heeeeeeeey, does this mean you don't like me?

Greg: No. But…eh. Think of it this way…a vacation! :D

Party Pony: Whatever, duuuuuuuude. *leaves*

Greg: *transports us to Hogwarts*

Me: *sees Snape and tries to run* :U

Greg: Nu- uh-uh. *points to Snape*

Me:…*walks up to him and reluctantly hugs*

Snape: That is it! 10 points from Hufflepuff. I've had enough of you two.

Me: *walks away and is transported back*

Greg: Hello :} Wasn't that FUN?

Me: Yeah, if you're a lunatic.

Greg: Ah, we're in reverse, aren't we? :} *enjoying payback*

Me: -.- Yes, unfortunately.

Greg: Now, you have to—

Me: I know, I know. Insult Lola, got it… *sulks to the Hades cabin*

Lola: OH MY GOSH IT'S YOU! YOU LIED ABOUT KRISTEN!

Me: O.O You're a stupid idiot, the end, period, exclamation mark. *channeling Reepicheep*

Lola: AAAAAGGGHHH! *attacks*

Me: O.O *channels Harry Potter world and Disapparates*

Lola: *accidentally stabs the cabin walls with knife* -_- I hate zat girl.

Greg: Ok. You're free.

Me: *runs* I'M FREE! I'M FREE! *whack job*

Greg: Oh, how weird she is :3 *turns to camera* If she ever decides to interview you, well…good luck, Charlie. *turns camera off*