Jack Attack

Raimundo: Never thought in a million years Jack would go to the Orichalcos side.

Kimiko: What does it matter? At least he's gonna be sealed by Yugi.

Joey: Yeah, but Yugi had probs with Jack before, if he's gotten better, then Yugi's gonna have a lot on his hands!

(Then Andrea spoke up.)

Andrea: He is stronger. I used the deck I used with Clay to duel Jack one time, and he tore me limb from limb with his deck.

Stephanie: But Clay couldn't even touch you. And you're saying Spicer destroyed you?

(She nodded.)

Omi: You can do it, Yugi! We know you can!

Jack: Ahahahaha! He ain't got a snowball in a volcano's chance, cue ball! I've won before I started!

Pharaoh: Then show us!

Both: Let's duel!

Jack: I'll pick the Robotic Knight (1600/1800) for my Deck Master!

(Jack transformed into the Robotic Knight, without the mask.)

Pharaoh: Let's see. Ill choose the Dark Magician! (2500/2100)

(The Pharaoh transformed into the Dark Magician's clothes, setting his staff around his belt.)

Jack: I'll start, with a Machine King Prototype (1600/1500) in attack mode!

(The machine rose.)

Pharaoh: Hm? No Jack-Bots?

Jack: Jack-Bots? Hah! Those are so old! My deck has the new Jack-Bots! Now I'll put a card face-down and end my turn!

Pharaoh: Very well! I'll summon Kuriboh (300/200) in defence mode!

Jack: Alright! I'll activate DNA Surgery!

Pharaoh: What!

Jack: With this card I can change all monsters into any type I want! Which is machines!

(Kuriboh turned into a machine type of itself.)

Jack: And you know what? My Machine King Prototype powers up by 100 points for every machine on the field!

(The monster powered up to 1700.)

Jack: Now attack the little furball!

(The Machine destroyed the metal Kuriboh.)

Pharaoh: No!

Jack: Ahahahaha! Beat that!

Pharaoh: With pleasure! I summon Beta the Magnet Warrior (1700/1600) in attack mode!

(The warrior was summoned.)

Jack: Hah! Now my King's got 1800 attack points! All hail the king!

Pharaoh: Beta! Attack the Prototype!

Jack: What! I think the spikeheads getting to him! Prototype, destroy that Warrior!

(The two collided and destroyed each other.)

Jack: What! But my Machine King had 1800 attack points!

Pharaoh: Your Machine King Prototype only increases with the number of machines on the field; my Kuriboh was in the graveyard! And besides, even if the Machine King Prototype increased with the graveyard, Kuriboh isn't a machine in the graveyard!

Jack: Grrrr! You'll pay big time!

Pharaoh: I'll place one card face-down and end my turn!

Jack: Well get a load of this! I get rid of a machine-type card in my hand, to inflict 500 points to your life points!

Joey: Oh yeah, my sis had the same prob.

(Jack discarded a Mechanical Spider and the Pharaoh got blasted by Jack, lowering his life points to 3500.)

Jack: Ahahahaha! Take that!

Pharaoh: This duel is far from over!

Jack: I think I'll summon yet another Machine King Prototype! And guess what? You got no monsters to defend yourself! So I'll just attack!

Pharaoh: Not so fast, Spicer! I activate my face-down card: Monster Reborn!

Jack: Oh no! Not Monster Reborn! …What's Monster Reborn?

Kimiko: Er… he thinks he's such a brilliant mind, but he doesn't know one of the basic cards in Duel Monsters?

Kaiba: Looks like someone needs to go over the card lists.

Pharaoh: As the name suggests, it can revive one monster from either player's graveyards!

Jack: You think getting back your Magnet Warrior's gonna help?

Pharaoh: Who ever said I was bringing back Beta? I'll of course be brining back your Machine King Prototype!

Jack: What!

(Both monsters blasted each other and were destroyed.)

Jack: I'll get you!

Pharaoh: Not before my turn begins! I'll summon Obnoxious Celtic Guardian (1400/1200) in attack mode! And now I attack your life points directly!

(The warrior slashed Jack and sent his life points to 2600.)

Jack: It ain't over yet!

(He drew and grinned evilly.)

Jack: Ahahahahahaha!

Pharaoh: Let me guess, you have drawn the Seal of Orichalcos?

Jack: You got it twinkle toes! I activate the Seal of Orichalcos!

(The Seal circled the field. Chase gave a grin, and the Seal's symbol appeared on Jack's forehead, which made him look freakier.)

Jack: Prepare to lose! I'll activate my Deck Master ability again! And take out another chunk of your life points!

(He discarded a Pendulum Machine and blasted the Pharaoh by another 500 life points, lowering him to 3000.)

Jack: How d'ya like that? Now back to me! And I summon Proto-Cyber Dragon (1100/600) in attack mode!

(A huge cyber dragon took the field.)

Jack: And guess what, Yugi? His attack increases with the Seal!

(The Dragon increased to 1600.)

Pharaoh: No! My Celtic Guardian will be destroyed!

Jack: You got it! Proto-Cyber Dragon! Attack!

(The Dragon blasted the warrior away and sent the Pharaoh to 2800 life points.)

Jack: Now I'll place a card face-down and end my turn!

Pharaoh: You're Dragon may be rare and powerful, but not powerful enough for Black Luster Ritual!

(A dark alter was made with a shield and cross-swords on.)

Pharaoh: Now, Jack! I sacrifice my Valkyrion the Magna Warrior to summon Black Luster Soldier! (3000/2500)

(A soldier appeared with black armour and a scimitar.)

Pharaoh: Black Luster Soldier! Attack now!

Jack: Not so fast! I activate Call of the Haunted!

Pharaoh: Call of the Haunted? Why would that help you?

Jack: You'll see! I'll bring back my Mechanical Spider! (400/300)

(The tiny machine spider took the field.)

Pharaoh: I know your plan! You hope to use that Spider as a distraction so you can use your Proto-Cyber Dragon in a hope to destroy my Black Luster Soldier! Well it isn't working! So I'm still going to attack your Proto-Cyber Dragon!

(The soldier slashed the Dragon and sent Jack to 1200 life points.)

Pharaoh: That ends my turn!

Jack: Ahahahahahahaha! You've sealed your fate, Yugi! Because I activate Machine Duplication! When I have a monster lower than 500 attack points, I can duplicate that monster to three monsters!

(The Spider turned into three Spiders.)

Jack: And when you thought you seen it all, I sacrifice two Spiders to summon my Perfect Machine King! (2700/1500)

(A huge machine rose to the field.)

Pharaoh: What is that!

Jack: One of my strongest monsters! Because it increases with all machine monsters on the field, besides itself!

Pharaoh: That means it will increase to 3200!

Jack: Eeeeeeh! Wrong! Your Black Luster Soldier's machine too, thanks to my DNA Surgery!

Pharaoh: That will give it 3700!

Jack: Exactly! Now my machine! Attack!

(The machine blasted the Soldier and sent the Pharaoh's life points to 2100.)

Jack: Now Mechanical Spider, attack his life points directly!

(The Spider rushed up to the Pharaoh and chipped a hole in the Dark Magician uniform as his life points fell to 1700.)

Kimiko: Yugi's doing badly out there!

Joey: Come on, Yug! Beat that mama's boy!

Pharaoh: I'll place a monster card face-down and place a card face-down and end my turn!

Jack: Don't make me laugh! Perfect Machine King! Attack the face-down card!

(The machine blasted away the face-down card, which was Big Shield Gardna (100/2600))

Jack: Alright Mechanical Spider! You know what to do!

(The Spider bit the Pharaoh's cheek, which dripped with blood. And his life points dropped to 1300.)

Jack: Your Egyptian God Card's are as good as mine! Ahahahahahahahaha!

Pharaoh: His Machine King is too powerful! I need to believe in the Heart of the Cards to bring up something strong enough!

(He drew and smiled.)

Pharaoh: I activate Brain Control!

Jack: What!!!

Pharaoh: I'll take control of your Perfect Machine King!

(A Brain with malevolent hands appeared and brought the Machine King to the Pharaoh's side of the field.)

Pharaoh: Next I'll sacrifice it to summon Dark Magician Girl! (2000/1700)

(The Magician Girl appeared.)

Pharaoh: Now my Magician! End this duel by attacking the Mechanical Spider!

(She blasted the Spider away, and when the smoke dispersed, Jack had activated a magic card: Block Attack.)

Pharaoh: What! Block Attack!

Jack: You got it! I used this to turn my Spider to defence mode, before you blasted him away!

Pharaoh: I'll place two cards face-down and end my turn!

Jack: Oh yeah! I got the ultimate plan! First I'll activate Premature Burial to bring up my Proto-Cyber Dragon!

(The Dragon appeared again, and Jack's life points fell to 400.)

Pharaoh: You know you could have summoned your Perfect Machine King!

Jack: No need! I activate my Polymerization card! And guess what happens when I have three Cyber Dragons!

(Two more Proto-Cyber Dragons appeared with a ferocious roar.)

Jack: They'll combine to form Cyber End Dragon! (4000/2800)

(A huge three-headed metallic dragon appeared and roared in front of the Pharaoh.)

Joey: Whoa, that makes Kaiba's Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon look like a chicken!

Kaiba: Not true, it's still weaker than my Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!

Omi: But the question remains: How does Yugi stop it?

Andrea: He doesn't. That's the same monster Jack used to destroy me. And that's without the Seal in play.

(The three heads increased to 4500.)

Pharaoh: Oh no!

Jack: Oh yes, spike-ball! Now say bye-bye to your precious Dark Magician Girl!

(The Dark Magician Girl looked on in worry. Then the three heads blasted.)

Pharaoh: You've activated my two face-down cards! My first is: Grace of the Dead! By paying half of my life points, I can revive one monster for one turn only! And I choose Kuriboh!

(The little furball was brought back. And the Pharaoh's life points dropped to 650.)

Raimundo: He's lost it!

Pharaoh: Next I activate Multiply!

(The Kuriboh's multiplied and took the Cyber End Dragon's blasts, leaving both the Dark Magician Girl and the Pharaoh's life points untouched.)

Raimundo: Well I've been wrong before.

Jack: Grrr! That ends my turn!

(He drew, with the Heart of the Cards by his side. Then grinned.)

Pharaoh: You played a valiant game Jack Spicer! But now it's time to end it! I'll place one card face-down and that will be all!

Jack: You say me losing? Hah! I'll show you losing around here when my Cyber End Dragon attacks!

(The Dragons prepared the blast.)

Chase: Stop you fool!

(The blasts fired.)

Pharaoh: Then you are a fool and blinded by power! I activate De-Fusion! This rare magic card allows me to separate your almighty Cyber End Dragon, and change them back to their original forms! Proto-Cyber Dragons!

(The Dragon split up and was changed into the three dragons that were used for the fusion, and the dragons continued their attacks on the Dark Magician Girl.)

Pharaoh: And now I summon the Eye of Timaeus!

(The colossal dragon was summoned.)

Pharaoh: Now fuse with Dark Magician Girl, to form: Dark Magician Girl the Dragon Knight! (2600/2300)

(The Dark Magician Girl wore silver armour while riding on Timaeus' back.)

Pharaoh: Dark Magician Girl the Dragon Knight! Finish the duel!

(The Cyber Dragons attacks were repelled and the girl shot her own blasts with Timaeus that obliterated the three Dragons and sent Jack to 0 life points.)

Jack: No! No way! I can't lose!

Pharaoh: Your actions have led you to this. You have only won my sympathy.

(The Seal circled Jack and he was soon sealed.)

Joey: Hah! Served him right!

(But then Jack arose, like something out of a horror film.)

Omi: That is impossible! You were sealed!

Jack: Sorry, cheese ball! Chase baby gave me a decoy soul, in case I lost, that would only be sealed! Ahahahaahha!

Kimiko: Rats! We were so close to getting rid of him forever!

Chase: Very impressive, you have defeated two of my Sages. But now it gets harder! Behold my next Sage!

(The third Sage pulled down the hood, to reveal Wuya.)

All: Wuya!!!

Wuya: In the Flesh!