be Antonio Vastratti
normal dude by day
superhero by night
superpower isn't that super
can make spaghetti appear out of nowhere
only people who know of your powers are the homeless guys down at the shelter
they don't tell anybody because they get free spaghetti every Friday
as much as they want
serious karma points bro
one day sitting on bench in park
fluffies migrate here every day
this part of city is famous for low fluffy abuse rate
draws the PETA fags here
indifferent towards fluffies
never owned a pet
watching a fluffy chase a bird
noise at your feet
look down
"hewwo hooman"
"hi little guy"
scratch him behind his ears
hear his belly growl
"I go find nummies nao, be back to pway"
"hold on, I got something for you"
spoof some spaghetti on the grass
his eyes light up
gobbles it down
licks the sauce around his mouth
other fluffies smelt the sauce
be surrounded by 30 fluffies
no one else in park
its 9 pm
spoof a large pile of spaghetti
the devour it
they begin eating the grass that the pile was on
they go away to 'go make poopies'
get ready to go home
to pick up jacket next to you
fluffy from before has fallen asleep in it
you've always wanted a pet
you can keep him fed
pick up jacket with fluffy in it
walk home
fluffy wakes up halfway through
is scared until he sees you
"yoo da hooman wif magik sketty hands"
"yuppers"
"so…..i wive wif yoo nao?"
"if you want to"
"yay! Get to wive wif hooman, get daddy! Pway aww time!"
get home
it's late
since you don't have a litterbox yet you hold him over your toilet and gently squeeze
put him to bed with you
he balls up next to your chest
now you have a pet