Never Turn On Me
Sam stood over his brother, seconds away from waving his hands in despair. "Dean, did nothing I say sink in?"
Dean rolled himself out from under the Impala to give him an annoyed look. "Keep your panties on, Samantha – I've done this hundreds of times. Say whatever the fuck you want, my baby would never turn on me." And with that he pushed himself back under the car.
Sam sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Three, two, one…"
There was an ominous groan as the car jack gave out and the Impala crashed on top of its bullheaded owner. Dean's legs gave a comical jerk as he struggled and then he was still.
Sam thudded his head on the side of the car. "Dean…"
