Ranma-Chan93: So sorry for my lack of updates, and not being able to complete the "Black Friday" chapter =(! But anyway I'm still in total 'Miracle on 34th street' mode lol, even though it's over, and it's sad but this chapter is pretty much taken from a scene from it. Kris Kringle is teaching a, very serious, 8 year old Susan Walker the wonders of imagination…. Not IM btw :), I own nothing, and enjoy ^_^

-Edward, Alice and the rest of the Cullen family besides Emmett are going hunting for the day-

Edward: Ok Bella, Emmett, were leaving now. –Takes Bella's face in his hands- Please be safe my love.

Bella: -nods- Aye, Aye Captain!

Edward just chuckles and they leave.

Emmett: So what are we going to do today?

Bella: Broa-

Emmett: NO BROADWAY!!!

Bella: Awww…

Emmett: Let's watch, umm, Rudolph!!

Bella: Hellz yeah!!

Emmett: And you can eat Coco Puffs!!

Bella: -sitting on a couch kicking her legs- But I can't!

Emmett: Well why not?

Bella: Cause BuzzKill thinks I'll get all hyper again: (!!

Emmett: Well he won't be home for a while…

-35 minutes, 3 bowls of cereal, and red nose reindeer later-

Bella: -jumping on the couch- TELLL THEM HOW I'M DEFYING GRAVITY!!!!!!

Emmett: Aw more Broadway, but FREAKING HALERIOUS!!

Bell then proceeds in falling off…

Edward: -coming back in- Hey guys we decided to come home early… What the fu-

Alice: -claps hands together- Yay!!

Bella: -jumps on Emmett's back, not even noticing Alice and Edward- NEAL SIR EMMETTALOT AND I SHALL KNIGHT YOU WITH MY MAGIC SCEPTOR!!!!!

Emmett –with Bella still on his back- and Alice fall over from laughing so hard.

Edward: ck…. Aw hell no not this again!!!

Bella: BuzzKill Alice I missed you guys!!!! –Sees Edward's face- I mean… Oh crap it's Edward! IT'S ALL EMMETT'S FAULT!!!

Emmett: Nu-uh!!!

Bella: Yes-huh!!! It is he said you wouldn't be home for a while!!!!

Edward: So it's all three your faults…

Alice: Wait how is it mine!?

Edward: I know you saw this… You kept blocking your thoughts! -Closes eyes and pinches nose or whatever he does! -

Bella: -still on Emmett's back grabs Alice's arm, and well bless her heart she's trying very hard to be sneaky but…- HEIGH HO SILVER!!!

And like a bat out hell Emmett takes off with Bella on his back, and Alice flying behind them.

Edward: -sigh- Not this again….

Ranma-Chan93: Well I lied only one part was from 'Miracle on 34th Street' and it wasn't really a huge part haha, but if anyone can tell which part it was, you my dir sir or madam get a COOKIE!!! Well there was a couple of parts from the 'black Friday part 2' that I really liked so I'll just let yall read them:

-Bella, Alice, and Edward at Macy's store in a random part where it is completely chaotic, if anyone has ever been shopping during Black Friday you totally get what I mean… Anyway they're about to get in the check out line.

Bella: Alice! We forgot one of the most important parts of the trip!

Alice: The clothes are right here silly!

Bella: No the Broadway music!!

Alice: HOW COULD WE!? FO' SHAME!!

Bella: I KNOW!! Edward, get in line and we'll go get the music of –pauses for dramatic effect- LIFE!!!!

Edward: Why don't you and I go get them, and Alice gets in line? That way I can make sure your not hurt..

Bella: Sweetie –thinking she's going to hurt his feelings or something haha- This is a girl thing..

Edward: -sigh- Fine, Alice I swear if she comes back bruised…

Bella: Oh that inevitable, even if you were with me!!

Edward: I wouldn't sound so cheerful, but you're probably right.

So Alice and Bella get to the music part of the store where everything is virtually destroyed.

Bella: How, how could they? It's all so horrible and junk…

Alice: I know…

-And at this point there's still people fighting for music. -

Alice: This IS a dangerous situation.

Bella: LET'S DO IT!!! -Starts running for the musical section- FOR BROADWAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well there are a bunch of drama geeks like our brave umm 'heroes' here, fighting over the music and somehow Bella and even Alice are under the rack of CD's… Which they have only made it under there with one CD, the epicness of 'Bye, Bye Birdie…' Which is the only copy left..

Bella: What do we do!?

Alice: I don't know!! I can't get out there without using my suppah awesome vamp skillz!! … I think we know what we must do…

Bella: But we can't!

Alice: Don't be afraid.

Bella: I'm not; it's the wizard who should be afraid- of me!

Alice: Yes Wicked kicks ass, but it's hardly the time.

Bell: Your right, -kisses the CD and hands it to Alice-.

Alice: HEY!! –Throws CD in a random abandoned corner where the mob attacks it- -sniff- Bye, Bye Birdie…

Bella- -sniffs- I'm gonna miss you so…

But they quickly got over they're sadness when they saw the original cast of Phantom of the opera, Cats, Annie, God Spell, Wicked, and many more.

Ranma-Chan93: Ok that it guys:D can you believe this was going to be much, much longer :o, it was but anyway it seems rough becaaaaaaaaaause it was only a rough draft :D But anyway this was actually based on a true story, me and my friend Amber went to Wal*Mart last year to try to find some good Christmas sales, and we were between the movies and the clothes, trying to find some good movies. And somehow these crazy women were just like surrounded us and somehow we ended up under the clothes rack, insanity I tell you!! R&R all ways appreciated and I've hoped you all enjoyed ^_^

OH! I DO NOT OWN: Twilight, Miracle on 34th Street, Cocoa Puffs –I do think I spelled it wrong up there very sorry if I did :o lol- Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer, Macy's, a magic scepter, Black Friday, Bye, Bye Birdie, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Cats, Annie, God Spell, or Wal*Mart… I think that's it..