Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or One Piece except for Kira H. Soji and Luna.
Black Cats Are Unlucky
~*~Kira Point Of View ~*~
I am right when everyone hears 'yarr' in the opposite side of the island making me and Luna sweatdrop. I see Luffy running the direction that lead away from the noise while Usopp is yelling soon freaking out while heading in the direction of the noises leaving a panicking Nami and a warrior determined Zolo. I watch as Nami use Zolo as a 'push' up to where the poor man is now slipping down the slope once more.
"Luna, help Zolo, chu~! Knowing Luffy, he is lost somewhere and the other two cannot stand an army alone! Don't worry, about me, chu~. These are a punch of pussies; I can handle it until you and the others arrive." I told Luna who nods and quickly begin to assess the situation while I ran towards the loud noises to stop seeing that tacks were slowing down the enemy. I notice that they were in front of me and a lot of 'staring' which made me sweatdrop. I glare at them with my eyes glowing icy blue not really a hot toxic white and simply jump over it like it was nothing.
"Usopp, duck, chu~!" I yell causing him to duck while kicking a man up on the head knocking him three feet away and look at all them with a dead serious expression. I knew they are not going to take me seriously because of the 'chu's' but I have to try. "None shall pass without feeling my fox wrath! I am Kira, and I will kick your fucking ass so hard that you will be sitting on your eyeballs, chu~." I say that in a deadly tone to hear some chuckle and comment on how cute I was making my eye and ear twitch. I crack my neck and knuckles before they charge again realizing the time. I soon grab one guy who try to simply run pass me and threw him into two others. I punch and kick with my might which unfortunally made me feel exhausted with each punch and kick. I am not able to detect one guy who somehow got behind me and hits me with a hammer on the back of the head. I fall face first into the dirt with blood coming down the back of the head. Feeling dizzy and exhausted, I stand up wobbling at first taking deep breathes barely dodging any of the hits. Usopp gets knock down, and Nami gets knock to the wall gasping in pain which made me chuckle a bit. I am so glad that I took that type of training with Luna able to handle getting toss into the walls and such.
"Hmph! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIE ON THEM! WE'RE LATE! WE MUST SACK THE VILLAGE! HAVE YOU FOGOTTEN CAPTAIN KURO'S ORDERS! IF WE RUIN HIS PLANS…" Jango shouts out soon pausing to emphasizing on what he is about to say next because it is crucial they get this part which I guess because this to them is a matter of life or death. To be honest, they were dead the moment they set foot on this island because their fucked up captain has already plan their deaths. He continues, "HE'LL CUT OUT ALL OUR THROATS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU ADDLED FOOLS?" Once he was finish, all was silent as if the pirates themselves were thinking. I just felt like slapping my hand to my forehead on how slow these guys were. Soon they yell out of fear and begin to charge making me stand up in fighting stance knowing this will be 'fun'. Usopp is trying his best even nearly grasping another guy's sack. 'I HAVE to STOP being AROUND LUNA so much.' I think to myself barely which means periodically getting kick and punch keeping up with the men rushing. After Usopp yells out his pleas, soon all the men were beaten like an invisible force kick their ass. I look up smiling a bit not noticing the blood that covers my face and bruises around my stomach abdominal area. I know this because Luna ran towards me trying to scold me but seeing me sort of half awake. A concussion will do that to you no matter how healthy you are.
"What the Hell happen to you, Kira? I get the two idiots here in time to the upper half of your body cover in blood and bruises! Also you are suffering from a fucking concussion! Okay, who wants to be the first bastard to get neuter~!" Luna chorus causing a lot of men to just step back unaware that they took that step while Zolo, Nami, Luffy, and Usopp was in a shouting match not paying attention to Jango or the other pirates. Jango soon hypnotize his crew which unfortunally or fortunally for us includes Luffy.
"You three wait at the top of the Hill! Luffy and I will deal-" Zolo says realizing Luffy did not say anything and looks too calm. He call his name out three times to realize that he too was hypnotize by Jango's little spell making him shout and me sweatdrop. He soon realizes I was not up going up to the hill and in fact moves towards them. "What the Hell are you doing here? You should be with Usopp and Nami!" Zolo says trying to scold me only to sigh seeing as Luna just shakes her head signaling to him that I will not back down.
"I said I will help out, and I will do so, chu~. So… FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER, CHU~!" I yell at him due to the fact I am sore and extremely tired right now which catches him off guard. I soon glare ahead of me thinking that after this I owe him an apology. Well, the basic scene of Luffy kicking their ass and tearing their mass off to hit them with was hilarious. I mean how often you see pirates get whack with their own symbols as punishment. Unfortunally, Luffy soon is asleep after Jango hypnotize him again to rest.
"Luffy whipped out most of them." Nami says in a cheer tone as if it was over which I knew better, but right now, I could care less.
"But now he's smashed under stempost!" Usopp says making me realize that I what Shanks dragon-eel thingy was a dragon/eel stempost.
"Don't worry about him. He'll be fine. Just see to your own wounds… That includes you, pup." Zolo says looking at me to earn both a glare, and the middle finger salute. I am beginning to rethink about apologizing to the bastard until I hear a loud voice from the ship. 'Aw, shit, the two fugly cats.' I thought as two fugly people up there looking like cats, but I think one of them is actually a girl. 'Yep, we are definitely screwed, chu~.' I thought remembering what happens getting into a fighting stance against both Zolo and Luna's wishes.
"I get the girl while you get the fat guy." I say which Zolo chuckles to be yelled at by Siam saying he is a guy. This makes me look at him blinking once or twice before say, "YOU'RE A GUY, CHU~!" I did not believe that because in person he is such a girly man. Seriously I thought it was an ugly Aphrodite, but I am so wrong.
~*~ OC Corner ~*~
Too_Deep: HELLO EVERYONE! WELCOME BACK! *waves excitedly* I HAVE OJ! *hold up a glass of orange juice*
Kira: It is quite shocking to find out that Siam was a guy. *mumbles to herself*
Too_Deep: I know! I though the same damn thing, but I guess it's better this way. *nods*
Kira: So got any plans for Easter? *tilts head toward Too_Deep*
Too_Deep: Relatives coming over and major cleaning doing.*sighs* Something very boring as well as just waiting until the perfect time to sweep. I need to wait because I want it to look like it was swept when they arrive. I mean we have five people and three animals. The dust bunnies can populate less than three seconds with that combination. *nods head*
Kira: Alright, then, I need work on some projects for later on… Will you be alright alone? *looks questionably at Too_Deep*
Too_Deep: I will be fine… A bit lonely, but fine. *pouts* You can go, now.
Kira: Alright, see you on Monday. *leaves*
Too_Deep: … You can come out now, Susan. *a giant black widow comes from the shadows* Brilliant, my dear! Absolutely brilliant! Now, we need to go out and fuck up some overly obsessed Twillight fans. *hops on Susan's back* FORWARD TOWARDS THE CONQUERING OF RABID FANS! Bye everyone… unless you are superbly obsessed with Twilight, then I will probably 'visit' you with Susan. Anyways, Bye-Bye! *waves bye while Susan's walk towards the exit*
