Me: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Finn: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Me: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Finn: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Me: If you don't celebrate Christmas, just have a happy new year.

Finn: For those who DO celebrate Christmas… here's a partial list as to what we got.

Me: iPhone, calendar, boots, earrings, shoes, a dress… uh… books! I got three books, Nerf guns… and that's all I can think of right now. I'm downstairs and my gifts are upstairs.

Finn: Uh, the calendar had our pet cats on it. The dress was purple and black. I guess it was okay.

Me: Just because you're a guy doesn't mean it was 'okay'. You boys think dresses are 'okay', but what if sports jerseys are 'okay'? DOESN'T THAT INSULT YOU?

Finn: Not really. Not a sports person.

Me: Shut up. I got black boots and brown boots, a space book, Warriors: The Forgotten Warrior, and the Diary of A Wimpy Kid. And Nerf Guns with whistler darts. SHOOT EVERYONE!

Finn: … The world's going to die. And she got a snow hat with cat ears. She wore it, hid throughout the house, jumped out at unsuspecting people, and yells "SNIPER KITTY!" and shoots people.

Me: And the iPhone isn't really an iPhone. It's a Chinese version. Meaning it's slower, less quality camera, and I can't download apps. It looks exactly like an iPhone.

Finn: Fangalicous08 got an iPhone though.

Me: UNFAIR.

Finn: SO what'd you get, you Christmas-celebrators?

Me: A pair of shoes?

Finn: A dress?

Me: A hat?

Finn: A pen?

Me: A sock?

Finn: A couch cushion?

Me: An elephant?

Finn: How did Santa fit that?

Me: And why would Santa give you a couch cushion?

Finn: Cheap Santa.

Read and Review? What'd you get for Christmas? Not as awesome as a Chinese iPhone…. OKAY! See you later!