Why Dooku was not being a moron on a starship above Ryloth
(Storm Over Ryloth)
Disclaimer: Dont own it
Also the 100th reviewer is going to be mentioned in this chapter
"Master, I came as soon as I could." Count Dooku said kneeling in front of Sidious, "What is the problem?"
"I haven't got any more self esteem left!" Sidious wailed, "This horrible person call Zany-Siri called me fat! I barely had any self esteem to start with!"
Dooku stared.
"I'm also considering anorexia." Sidious said, "It works for a lot of people! Maybe it will work for me!"
Dooku stared.
"Why I am fat?"Sidious asked.
"The last time you called me away because you felt self-conscious," Dooku growled, "Our prize ship blew up!"
"Well what use is it being the emperor if I don't look good?" Sidious asked, "I'd rather be an ugly fat nobody than an ugly fat emperor!"
Dooku stared.
"Plus, if I want to get a girlfriend," Sidious continued, "I have to look thin."
"Seriously?" Dooku asked, "Everyone on this side is a moron. Why am I on the Darkside?"
If anyone wants me to do a reason on why a character had a very little part in an episode then just put in your review which episode it was and which character and please no episodes from Season Two because I haven't seen all of them
