A/N: : I own nothing. Not Naruto, One punch man or Spongebob or any other anime references you might find.

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Flashy Flash part 3

The meeting goes on.

"Moving on, to the 3rd agenda of this meeting..." Sicchi began. It's so mush easier to handle s class heroes with Agoni around.

Shit... with Senritsu no Tatsumaki and Jigoku no Fubuki under his wing, it will be harder for him to train..with me.. flash thought. He came to this meeting hoping to convinve Saitama to train under him. But he just found out that the guy had 6 kids and now had 2 espers to supervise in hero work. Godfreakin dammit. How the hell is the man supposed to focus on hero work.

"Ah, excuse me... if those two hot headed women will be under my supervision... what the hell do I get out of it?" the bald man raised his hand.

"Additional salary of course. The two of them will recieve 75% of their pay while the remaining 25% will go to you. And as mentioned, Blizzard of Hell here will even stay in your unit to assist with the children." Agoni stiffled a laugh. Shipping the two will definitely be fun. This man had no wife as he had to adopt children. He's sure of it. Otherwise Saitma would've mentioned a wife.

"hmm... actually, Fubuki's already helping with the kids. So that's not really something new. She's their mom." The man shot an annoyed look at the raven haired esper. "their adopted mom who eats more ice cream than all the kids combined. ..Are you... trying to bankrupt me?"

Agoni was holding his side laughig his ass out. This man is a riot!

"hahaha I'm so sorry Caped Baldy-san. I did not know. What would be your prefered mode of compensation? 50% salary raise? That would be a little amount if it means keeping our rank 2 in line." The founder shot the esper a glare for a second.

"I have a suggestion." Flashy flash said. "If the man is not ineterested in financial compensation, how about lessons? Of swordsmanship particularly. I would be willing to lend my services for free."

Everyone stared at the blonde.

"Oh? You think you're a better swordsman? I offer the same to Caped Baldy. I can teach you the way of the samurai." Atomic samurai smirked at Saitama, "I am very confident that I can teach you the ways of the sword. To kill a man or to pleasure a woman." He waggled his eyebrows.

"Swords? Eh... I don't think you two can defeat my daughter with that regards. She uses chainsaw. she's already forcing me to learn the ways of the blade." The man shrugged.

"See Atomic Samurai? Saitama here thinks I can teach him better with swords than you ever could." the blonde smirked in triumph.

"I didn't say anything like—" our favorite hero was cut off, however;

"In your dreams homo! Dumb blondes like you can teach nothing other than showing off feminine looks! And what assurance can yopu give that you won't grope him?!" the older swordsman challenged.

"I am not gay you old pervert!"

"your face says otherwise, homo."

" You're just jealous you never get laid!"

"oho? So you're saying I'm a virgin?! Let me tell you you pathetic wimp that I-"

"Enough." Agoni intervened. "neither i nor anyone is interested in your secual exploits, Atomic Samurai. And as for you Flashy Flash, it is for the Caped Baldy to decide whether he wants to study under you. Now is there any suggestion?"

"A discount ID for all of the supermarkets." Genos had a bored look.

"Yeah you should try that Agoni sir." Bang said.

The founder of HA turned to Saitama, "Well? I offer a discount ID for all of the supermarkets and will double the request you have made earlier."

"eh? Sounds nice. Okay I accept it."

"Hold it, Agoni sir, the list of duties that the HA will be giving him isn't complete. " Metal knight interrupted.

Matal Bat's eye was twitching. "Maybe you should have called for this baldy alone then! You're wasting all of our time!"

"Actually, Metal bat, you have not begun the 3rd agenda yet and you have 6 for this meeting." One of the men in the panel said.

"So in line with what metal knight has said, Caped Baldy-can, he has a proposition for you with reagrds to the HA security. Metal Knight, if you would be so kind.." Sicchi gave the floor to Dr. Bofoy's proxy.

"Yes, Thank you, Saitama-san, where is Jigoku no Fubuki?"

"Oh?" Saitama looked around and found the younger esper in.. "She's sleeping in my lap. I'll wake her if you need me to."

Tatsumaki raised her eyebrow at this.

"Ah that wouldn't be necessary. She does not need to hear what I have to say. Upon retrieving the video feeds from the defense robots that conveniently exploded a few days ago," the Drone stressed conveniently exploded to connote that he knew that is was Saitama who destroyed said robots.

Saitama began sweating bullets. Getting the message.

The S rank continued, "So anyway, I found out that you were on the scene. You don't have anything to do with the destruction now would you? Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'd like to propose that you test the new machines and robot on combat to see if they are efficient and effective or not. I need you to battle the robots that I will make."

The man yawned. "Can't you guys say stuff in like 20 words or less? No. I'm not accepting anything. I have enough on my plate as it is. Try asking the metal bud."

"Very well." The drone turned to metal bat, "would you be interested? On second thought, maybe it should be mandated for all of the heroes to combat test my robots. To see if they'd be able to last against an S class hero. Or if an S class hero deserves to be an S class hero in the first place."

King almost shit his pants.

"I like that idea! We will do it! We'll iron out the details later and inform you of your schedule 3 days ahead of time. Please proceed to the 4th agenda." Agoni exclaimed.

"Thank you." Dr. Bofoy's drone said. With this, he'll be able to test and observe the man and ensure that the S class heroes will not be able to challenge him if his robots prove to be superior that his fellow S ranks.

Well that was fast.

"Alright, so the 4th agenda is with regards to the heroes' dedication to this association. I believe that credit, salary and popularity are no longer sufficient to make them feel like they are serving under the banner of a cause that sees them as human as well. And so, to show them that we value them, we shall be having a ball. To celebrate the defeat of the monster Association and to give our heroes a boost in self importance. They might seem like cannon fodder, but we'll make them feel that they're not."

Sicchi readied this speech for like 4 days.

"oh so basically making them believe that they are important, when you really think they aren't?" the bald man had an enlightened face.

"Actually, sensei, what he means is to give the heroes a sense of self importance." Genos explained. "So that they'll see how appreciated they are in this career."

"Self importance? Or a bigger ego?"

"Sensei, during a ball, the food is free."

"A ball is a good idea guys, can I bring the kids?" Saitama had a change of heart.

"Genos baby will escort me. Right Genos baby?" Puri Puri prisoner fluttered his eyelashes.

Cue everyone sweatdrop.

"Er- yes, Caped Baldy-can. We shall see to it that your children or escorts are catered. We will be sending an RSVP invitation as soon as the details are ironed out. As for you, Puri Puri prisoner-san, it will depend on whether or not the Demon Cyborg likes to. And yes metal bat-kun, you can bring Zenko." Sicchi answered.

"...So what else are going to talk about?" Metal bat whined.

Puri Puri prisoner tried to calm him down, "Batty baby, don't be like that..."

"eherm" Sicchi tried to get their attention. "the 5th and 6th agenda shall be the stripping of ranks of all heroes. All that will remain are S class will deal with dragon level threats. The A class will deal with demon level B class will deal with tiger level threats. And the c class will deal with Wolf level threats. And we will be holding a reranking tournament to place a hero in a class that they rightfully belong.

I think I have diarrhea. King wanted to die. Not only will he be facing metal knight's robots but a tournament as well?

That is an awesome idea. I get to shine! I just hope I don't get to fight the Caped Baldy. If Super alloy Darkshine was shinning before, he was practically glowing.

"Hmm how will the matches go?" Atomic samurai asked. If it is round robin it will be bad for his stamina. If it will be elimination round, he has a chance. But if he can issue a challenge, pice of cake. He'll finally get a chance to test his skills against the Caped Baldy.

"We shall be informing you a week before the reranking tournament begins." Sicchi immediately answered. "this is to boost our reputation with the public. The media has been questioning our ability to handle threats and there are rumors of a new hero organization trying to pirate our heroes. Our image is directly proportional to the amount of funds that the Association gathers per year and that goes the same for your salary as well. As to not badly mess up heroes, we will be merging it with the 45th martial arts tournament. We have also invited world renown human criminals. This will be the best way for you to show the people that we can still handle threats."

"So basically beat up non heroes to make heroes look good?" Saitama yawned again.

" uh.. Saitama-sensei, what he means is to boost the heroes' reputation without spilling blood or risking the heroes' health." Genos explained.

"Uh-huh" Saitama nodded, "And who will defend everyone when a monster attacks if all the heroes and capable fighters are beating each other up?"

Everyone was speechless.

"Yeah that's what I thought."

To this man, ranks does not matter. Image does not matter.

"We shall inform you of our final decision. Any questions? If none, then meeting adjourned."

"Wait, I do have a question." Surprisingly, it was Drive knight who spoke yp. "Aside from the ranking at stake waht else is there for us if we join? You see, this is an opportunity to get rid of excess obligation and unnecessary risks. Stronger heroes like Blast who don't like being ordered around can just forfeit and lose responsilbilities altogether."

"Hmm.. That makes sense." Watchdogman added. "For example, if I didn't like the pressure of being S class, I can just throw away my match and be demoted to C or B class. I still get to do Hero work, but no more pressures and bigger responsibilities. It's convenient for stronger heroes."

"So, if there is some sort of prize it will motivatate heroes to do their best, is that what you mean? Like an incentive to give the audience a good fight?" Dotei licked his lollipop. If he wins this, imagine all the lollipop he can get.

"True. There should be some some sort of prize to battle upon. If none, then you might as well call it sparring." Bang commented.

"Are you going to join Sensei?" Genos turned to his master.

"Are there gonna be free food?" pig god asked.

"Depends on the final prize. Though I'd like to experience martial arts." Saitama replied to Genos. "Come to think of it, Garou said he mastered a lot of martial arts style and whatnot.. but.. I didn't see much of it. Too bad."

"I suggest we create a separate division for children and cyborgs as well as women." Tank top master raised his hand.

"Or a physical set of tests to determinse what division will a certain hero be fighting." Flash suggested. "like a punching strength tester, a speed test... you know to gauge the level of physical capabilities."

"if we go by that, then let me remind you that one of us here broke all the records in the physical tests." Metal knight pointed to Saitama.

"True. And let's not forget the espers. They might not be well-endowed with physical abilities to do hand to hand combat, but they can do mush damage by just lifting a finger." Zombieman motioned to Tatsumaki.

"hmp! If you're all so worried about a prize.. then... I BET MY HAND!" the verdette announced.

"oneesan.." Fubuki awoke.

"Eh? Nobody wants to win a hand you stupid brat. What are we gonna do with it?" The bald man sipped his tea once more.

Tatsumaki popped a vein, "You hage no baka! It means that whoever wins gets to marry me!"

"Nobody is stupid enough to do that midget."

"And besides oneesan, even if Saitama wins, he's not marrying you. He's marrying me." Fubuki butted in. She ay have been serious, but the rest didn't see it that way.

"Actually miss Blizzard, it is I who will be marrying sensei." Genos glared at the woman.

"Nailed it!" Atomic samurai guffawed.

King stood. "Enough of this foolishness. Genos you will be marrying Puri Puri prisoner because Saitama bro will be marrying me."

"In your dreams King-san. I'll be the one marrying him." Bang stood, stifling a laugh.

"ooh! Let me join you guys! The more the marrier, right?" Dotei waggled his eyebrows.

"oh? Then that means I can be married to Saitama-san as well?" Zombieman said this with a poker face.

Pig god stopped eating for a moment, "A wedding has a lot of food, I approve."

"hey hey! If Fubuki is in the harem, count me in!" Atomic samurai guffawed again.

"Ohoho! I'd pay good money to see that!" metal bat chimed.

And so everyone was quarreling over as to who gets to marry Saitama while the man kept on banging his head on the nearest wall. Mildly of course.

"hahahah." Agoni's laughter silenced all of them. "As much as I'd like to see S class heroes in an orgy, we cannot do that, Caped Baldy-can, you do understand that they're not serious right? Anyway, we shall be informing you of the rules and regulations a week before the tournament, the RSVP invitation 3 days before the ball and Senritsu no Tatsumaki and Jigoku no Fubuki shall be reporting to their new supervisor starting tomorrow. As for the reward of Caped Baldy-san, you can coordinate with Sitch here regarding the unit and the grocers. If there are no other questions, please don't forget to act like the heroes you are, and meeting adjourned."

Agoni then stood left.

"well then, you herad the boss." Sicchi shrugged. Siatama-san, please stay for a moment we shall be discussing the unit and the arrival of the itmes you requested.

"We'll wait for you at your unit bro." King stood, followed by Bang.

"I'll wait for sensei right here. What? I live with him." Genos pouted.

"hey Bang-san, what's Saitama-bro's favorite nose?" king asked as they went on their way to the door.

"What?" Bang responded.

"Genos. Ahaha."

"and what is Genos password in his laptop?" Bang countered.

"No way.. you know?" king couldn't believe that this old man is a better hacker than him.

"Seven letters : S-a-i-t-a-m-a." The old man smirked.

"YYYeah.. that'll work. Haha."

The men were twitching. These guys were backbiting them knowing that they were 3 feet behind them. Fucking corny assholes.

"let me come with you guys." Zombieman fell in step with King and Bang.

"Hey wait for me!" Fubuki caught up.

"So anyway-" Sicchi was cut off once again.

"Caped Baldy-can a word after this if you don't mind." Atomic samurai.

"Can I come to your housewarming party?" Dotei .

"We need to talk Saitama." Flashy flash.

"Stupid baldy! I have a bone to pick with you." Tatsumaki.

"Am I a celebrity or what!? Bother someone else!" the man replied to all of them.

"IT CANNOT WAIT!" they said in unison.

Saitama's face was twitching now. all he ever wanted to do was to be a hero for fun. Then Genos came along. Then Bang. Then King and then everyone! Kami fucking dammit.

"Go to my house. I'll talk to you once I run out of things to do."

"Oh you bet I will." Flash said.

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A/N: The shippers:

#Saibuki (Saitama x Fubuki)

-Fubuki

-Zombieman

-Yuki and Rai

-Fubuki group except Lashes

-Child emperor (Dotei)

-Agoni

#TatsuSai (Saitama x Tatsumaki)

-Tatsumaki

-Bang

-King

-Sitch

-Atomic Samurai (Kamikaze) [cause he wants Fubuki for himself]

#SaiGenos (Saitama x Genos)

-Genos

#SaiKos (Saitama x Psykos)

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You guys can tell me who else should I add to the lists and why.

The jokes I found on the net.

Ahaha, is Saitama being OOC? Please tell me