Valkera: My favorite food is fettuccini alfredo! My grandma and dad are from Italy, so they make it all the time :D I'm glad you had a good Vinnie Day!

Disclaimer: When you wish upon a star, you still don't own Tifa's Bar - Everything your heart desires won't belong to you... And I don't own those lyrics, either.


~*Spit*~

Vincent winced as Yuffie popped her gum once more, the little ninja cracking away only a few feet from his spot on the couch where he was trying to read. She blew a bubble, the film bursting a few seconds later.

"Yuffie, won't you please abandon that infernal habit!?" Vincent hissed, slamming his book shut to glare at Yuffie. Her eyes blinked slowly, an innocent light in them.

"What habit, Vinnie?" Pop. She smiled dazzlingly, stretching the gum out with her tongue. Vincent's eye twitched viciously.

"Gum is disgusting and unladylike, Yuffie," Vincent implored, crossing his arms. She shrugged and stood up, sashaying over to the gunslinger. The lithe ninja straddled her friend's lap, watching in humor as his eyes widened.

Vincent froze as Yuffie pressed her lips to his in passion, shoving her tongue into his mouth. Vincent struggled against her, and finally, she released him, smirking as she rubbed her tongue against his on the retreat. Yuffie got off his lap and skipped away, winking before opening the door in the front hall and exiting his house.

Vincent remained frozen in his seat, lips tingling from heavenly kiss. He recognized a sickly sweet flavor and rolled his tongue around for a moment, finding there to be a piece of chicle in his mouth. Vincent removed the piece of gum and stared at it dumbly, the sticky substance wet with saliva.

Vincent smirked slightly, popping the piece back into his mouth and chewing thoughtfully. Hmm, perhaps this gum is not so disgusting, after all.


Vinnie's naughty ;)

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