Kaida woke up to the taste of cotton. She sputtered. Suddenly she was tackled.
"Yuck, Jet, get off me!" Kaida punched him and started wiping the dirt from her eyes,"Yuck, you taste so old!"
"How can someone taste old?" Lisanna said, stirring underneath her. (yep, Kaida was on top of Lisanna)
"God, Jet, you look old too!" Kaida exclaimed, once she could see him.
"What happened to you?!" Lisanna cried. Kaida shifted off of Lisanna. Jet and Droy instantly tackled Lisanna.
"Hey, get your hands off her!" Kaida shouted throwing off her clothes to get the horrible taste of cotton out of her mouth.
"Kaida, what are you doing?" Lisanna asked.
"Dang, you Erza! I thought these clothes were good for a year!" Kaida shouted, "So why do they keep wearing off?!" This made everyone turn her way, and the boys immediately got nosebleeds.
"Umm, Kaida, you're naked" Lisanna pointed out.
Kaida looked down, "Oh yeah" Kaida drew dirt onto her body to cover it up. After things had calmed down a little bit, Kaida went over to Lisanna who was talking to Mira, Elfman, and Max.
"So what exactly happened?" she asked, "Last thing I remember, big brother was attacking us and then everything went white"
"Kaida, why do you call him big brother? He practically killed us!" Lisanna said.
"Because, with Mamoruryu gone, he's the only one left I have to connect to her. By calling him that, I feel closer to Mamoruryu." Kaida explained.
"I'm sorry, I thought you were attacked by Acnologia" Max said, confused.
"Yeah, big brother" Kaida replied.
"No freaking way! Acnologia is your brother!" Max shouted. Warren, Bisca, Alzack, Jet, and Droy's jaws dropped to the floor.
"Hey, I recognize that aura," Kaida said pointing to a girl, "You're the one in our base-mmmm" Makarov put his hand over Kaida's mouth before she could finish her sentence. Lisanna hurriedly wrestled Makarov off of Kaida. Kaida gasped for air.
"If you didn't want me to tell them, you could have just said so"
"What about Master Mavis?" Natsu asked.
"No freaking way!" Kaida squealed, "So you're the Mavis, Precht kept going on about! I must say, you're not nearly as hot as he said you were" Everyone stared at her. "What?"
"Kaida, did you just say Precht liked her?" Makarov asked.
"Yeah, isn't it obvious?" Kaida asked.
"No!" Everyone shouted minus Mavis who just nodded along with Kaida.
"Mavis, did you know?!" Makarov asked.
"Of course, he couldn't be within a few feet of me without blushing" Mavis said. Kaida walked up to her and poked her.
"Kaida, what are you doing?!" Lisanna asked
"I always wondered what ghosts taste like," Kaida answered, "Turns out they taste like nothing" Everyone fell to the floor.
Kaida walked over to Lisanna, "Umm, Lisanna, about what we said before…"
"Oh, I understand if you don't really feel that way about me" Lisanna's gaze fell to the floor.
"No," Kaida lifted Lisanna's head up, "I meant what I said, and I know you did too"
"So does this mean…" Lisanna looked into Kaida's eyes.
"Yeah" Kaida replied, staring back into her eyes. The two were just about to kiss when they heard Mira drop to the ground behind them.
"Well, I guess it's only a matter of time before everyone knows" Lisanna laughed.
"Yeah" Kaida joined in. It felt good to be out in the open.
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Authors Note:
So what did you think?
So if any of you are wondering why Kaida's clothes wore off, it's because when they were trapped in time, the clothes weren't. Lisanna's taste is still there because it was a spray on, so it disolved into her skin.
So from here on out, Kaida is going to be shipped with Lisanna. I really hope you guys continue to stick with this story.
