Charmed Ojamajo: Next chapter, b***s!

PippElulu: FIRST UPDATE OF 2014

Charmed Ojamajo: OMG, YESH

Ojamajo Manor

"Oi!" Onpu exclaimed, who already has had enough of everyone's chit-chat and not realising she was in labour, "LITTLE PURPLE HAIRED IDOL WHO IS IN LABOUR HERE!"

Everyone stared at the purple witch and face palmed, all except Tooru.

Momoko squealed, "OO! WATER! I was getting a bit thirsty…"

Aiko grabbed Momoko's arm, "Momo-chan, don't touch that… her baby was held hostage in that stuff"

Momoko screamed and waddled off in the other direction, "EWW! HER WATER BROKE!"

Everyone took a glance towards the yellow witch, then back at Onpu.

"STOP STARING AND DO SOMETHING!"

"I'll find Momo-chan" (Yabu)

"I'll check on Kishiko" (Aiko)

"I'll buy some steak" (Doremi)

"I'll…" (Hazuki)

Hazuki was REALLY just twitching in the doorway, "GET SOME TOWELS AND BLANKETS!"

"Finally, someone cares!" Onpu said

"Hey, I've been here the whole time" Tooru said to Onpu with a certain tone

"Yeah, but you didn't do anything!"

Tooru rolled his eyes, "Yeah, but you're not doing anything!"

"Pfft, I'M HAVING A BABY… dumbass"

"Seems legit…" Tooru muttered, walking off.

Onpu shouted after him, "JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD A DAMN AWKWARD MOMENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU WALK OFF!"

Tooru walked back in, "Whoops…"

Hazuki came back in with towels and blankets and set them up steadily, having experience from Kishiko's birth.

"Thank god, someone actually knows what they're doing…" Onpu muttered.

Hazuki gave her a look.

"You can always ask Ai-chan."

Silence…..

"AI-CHAN!"

Animalistic crying surged through the house and Aiko broke the door down, looking like female satan.

"YOU WOKE UP KISHIKO YOU-" she was dragged off by Leon before she could finish her, 'colourful' speech.

(PippElulu: I need to stop hanging out with people who have foul mouths at school…..)

Onpu was silent…

"I'm gonna be like that with my child aren't I?"

Two thumbs up from the remaining people in the room.

Hazuki looked at Tooru pointedly and walked out of the room.

Tooru sweat dropped, "What?"

"She's probably doing something sensible…" Onpu muttered

"Pfft, like what?!" Tooru exclaimed

"OH, GEE, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE CALLING AN AMBULANCE! IF YOU DIDN'T REALISE, I'M IN F-ING LABOUR!"

Tooru's hair blew from the force of Onpu's outburst.

"No one really cares that much do they?" Tooru asked, "Hmm, just be happy the media aren't here!"

Onpu rolled her eyes

Hazuki walked in, "I called an ambulance, they're coming, it'll take about 10 minutes"

"Told you" Onpu whispered to Tooru

"HOW LONG WILL TEN MINUTES TAKE! I'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR AGES!"

Tooru glared at her, "When you think about it, 10 minutes will be 10 minutes"

Onpu punched him in the stomach

"What was that for?!" Tooru groaned

"Tapeworm" Onpu said with an evil grin

Tooru limped out of the room his arms wrapped around his stomach, from the way he was acting, either Onpu has more powerful punches than Aiko or Tooru is just a big whoos

Hazuki decided to keep her distance from Onpu as she went through the 'Joyful experience of childbirth' even though it's more like the 'Dangerous hormone-changing childbirth experience'

Aiko was suddenly right next to her, "Yes, very joyful…"

Hazuki screamed and feel backwards

"DON'T GO NINJA ON MEZ!"

Aiko shrugged, "Ever since Kishiko was born I seem to have that ability quite a bit…"

Hazuki nodded, understanding her words fully.

True to her words, Aiko seems to now able be able to appear right next to you randomly and disappear just as randomly.

"Ai-chan, I think I could use a bit of help, because you have experience, could yo-" she stopped in the middle of her sentence…

Aiko had disappeared.

Hazuki turned around, slowly smiled, and started banging her head against the wall for what seemed like no apparent reason.

Onpu sweat dropped and a sharp pain hit her.

"AMBULANCE IS HERE!" Doremi screamed.

"Didn't she go to get steak?" Aiko asked, randomly next to Hazuki again making her scream and fall back…

Again….

Leon was on the other side of Hazuki now just as randomly, wait, hold on, she had heard him walk in…

Okay, now I'm confused, Hazuki though…

Doremi came in with two people standing behind her

One of them screamed, "ONPU-CHAN!"

Onpu sweat dropped, "Knew this would happen" she muttered

"Shut up, or this'll be the last time you'll ever see me. And take that as a threat"

The woman gulped, "H-hai"

Everyone decided to leave the room, except for Tooru

(Charmed Ojamajo: No, duh)

They went downstairs and Aiko took Kishiko with her,

Doremi played with her as they sat downstairs

Kishiko giggled and floated upstairs

"Kishiko, no!"

Aiko ran up the stairs and chased after her

But Kishiko kept giggling and floated away faster and faster, even Aiko couldn't catch up to her!

Kishiko floated into Onpu's room and slammed the door behind her, Aiko heard the click of a lock

"That bugger…" Aiko mumbled and walked off

"KISHIKO!" Onpu screamed, "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!"

Kishiko grinned, but said nothing – expected from a 2 month old

"SPEAK TO ME, INFANT!"

"I can't" Kishiko mumbled, "I'm freaking 2 months old"

Onpu screamed, "HOW DID YOU SAY THAT!"

Kishiko smiled at her, it took Onpu about 2 seconds to realise Kishiko didn't move her lips

"Must've been telepathy!"

From downstairs, Leon heard Aiko's annoyed grumbling and sighed.

"Well," he started cheerfully, "Time to actually do something as a father,"

Aiko walked downstairs.

"That little b***," she muttered.

Leon snapped his fingers and suddenly, Kishiko was staring up at Aiko from her arms.

Aiko blinked and looked up.

Leon gave her a peace sign without actually looking at her and Aiko sweatdropped.

A scream from upstairs stopped their family exchange.

Then another followed

And another...

And another...

Then there was silence.

And a baby's cry filled the house.

Leon and Aiko smiled at each other and then at Kishiko who looked like she had no idea what the hell was going on.

Upstairs

The two doctors had left the room (courtesy of a very protective Tooru) and the two newly appointed parents stared down at their baby. It was girl... a beautiful girl... with short turquoise hair and amethyst purple eyes. The little baby stared up at the two with wonder in her eyes and her parents stared right back. Onpu looked up.

"It's a girl... So... why not combine the names we wanted?" Tooru looked at her, waiting for her to continue. "You wanted Blossom... I wanted Cherry... So how about Cherry Blossom?" Tooru looked lost for a second but then his eyes lit up in recognition, "Sakura!" Onpu nodded, "Exactly." they both looked down at the confused baby, "Welcome into the Ojamajo Family, Sakura," Tooru said cheerfully and Sakura began to giggle.

Momoko then burst into the room the best way a heavily pregnant woman with triplets could. And Doremi followed squealing behind her.

Aiko and Leon casually walked in, Kishiko in Aiko's arm.

"Welcome to parenthood" Aiko whispered, "Sometimes you'll want to punch a wall, and other times, you can't be any happier"

Onpu looked at Aiko for a second, then back at the smiling baby.

Hazuki walked in, smiling, Fujio following, "She's beautiful, Onpu-chan"

"Arigatou" Onpu smiled, she looked down at Sakura, "Kounna, Sakura. My daughter. I will love you forever" She leant down and kissed her on the forehead.

Charmed Ojamajo: Well, *Dramatically wipes sweat off forehead* We finally got Sakura's birth over XD. NEXT UP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPFH *Gets mouth covered by random viewer* *Muffled* Damn you, random viewer, YESH, YOU, THE ONE READING THIS.

PippElulu: XD, yeah, hi, next chapter will be obvious. MOMOKO! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!