Ian was embarrassed. So was Goro. A random man they've never seen before was looking at Ian and Goro with their pants down. The man's jaws opened when he looked at Ian's pants. The doors opened and Daisuke walked outside. Daisuke took one look at Ian then looked at the Italian man.
" So glad you could come on such short notice, Mr. Bianchi," Daisuke said to the Italian man. " Please come inside so we can help you to some Hinata House hospitality."
" Mamma-Mia, when I heard about your love couple making logo I'd never think you would show me this kind of love."
" Please, I have much more to show you inside the house. May I ask an employee to help you with your bags?"
" Why that would be splendid."
" Good. Ian, stop staring there with your mouth open and grab Mr. Bianchi's bags."
" Um…okay."
Ian without thinking wobbled to Mr. Bianchi. Ian tripped on his own pants and fell on the floor. Goro gasped when Ian fell, the Italian Mr. Bianchi just stared at Ian, and Daisuke sighed rubbing his forehead to relieve his throbbing pain. When Daisuke stopped rubbing his head he bowed to the Italian man.
" My humble apologies. A simpleton yes indeed, but he is also family. And when family needs somewhere to work we always help family out."
" Si (yes). I understand. Will you be taking my bags in his place?"
" Heaven's no. I am the Hinata Hosue housekeeper. I do not dwindle my reputation by touching other people's belongings. You there with the gazed look and droopy eyes—"
" My name is Goro."
" Care to take Mr. Bianchi's bags?"
" Why would I? I don't work here. I'm only here because Mitsuni dragged me here."
" I will pay you ten hundred yen for your trouble."
" Fine. But only because I need the cash!"
While Daisuke pulled out his black booklet and black pen and Goro grabbed the bags from Mr. Bianchi Ian was having his own livid dream.
( Ian's Dream)
Ian was waking up in his old bed. Ian felt tired. It must have been a school day. Ian liked to sleep in on the weekends. When his clock read 6:30 A.M. That meant he only had an hour and a half until school. Ian's nipples felt heavy. Ian walked towards the mirror. In his own reflection Ian saw two squishy things sticking out of his shirt. Ian was curious. He reached his hands up and squished them. When Ian felt them a surge of electricity ran through his head.
" AAAAAAHHHHH! I'M A GIRL!"
XXX
Ian ran towards Kana's house. As Ian ran his boobs moved back and forth inside Ian's red shirt. They were incredibly squishy. Ian finally made it to Kana's one-story home on the other side of his house. The porch had two rocking chairs, a lawn mower still on the grass, and a hose.
" Kana! Kana come outside and look at this—"
The door opened. Kana and Goro walked out. Ian flinched. Both Kana and Goro had become girls as well. Kana now had two long red pigtails, his skin was smoother with less hair, and his eyelashes were bigger. Goro's hair was now hime-style, he had multiple freckles on his face, and wearing a skirt.
" Hey Ian, do you have any idea what time it is?" Female Kana asked.
" Yeah, time for Ian to get a watch," Female Goro said. Both Kana and Goro giggled together.
" I got to get out of here!"
XXX
Ian ran towards the Hinata House. His boobs were moving up and down from Ian not wearing a bra. Ian finally reached the Hinata House and dashed inside. Ian accidentally bumped into an unknown figure. When Ian got up he saw a boy with dark blue hair, a rugged chin, and wearing a white shirt covered in grease.
" Hey, watch where you're going, you dumb bitch!" The boy shouted.
" Yui!" Female Ian screamed.
" Hey Ian, let's put on lip gloss so boys will like us."
Ian recognized that voice. It was Ichiro. But when Ian turned around he saw a petite looking girl wearing a formal schoolgirl uniform—a white shirt, hazel green skirt, red tie, carrying a briefcase.
" Ichiro!"
Two boys walked down the stairs. One looked like Foxy but with browner hair, wearing sunglasses, and had a scar on his right cheek. The other looked like Kimza but also had shorter hair, his entire face was covered in scars, and he had a right that was closed.
" Foxy! Kimza!"
" Hey Ian," male Foxy said. " Last night was awesome." An evil smile spread on Foxy's face. He pulled out a long piece of rope. " I never knew you liked being tortured. Want to go again, my crying songbird?"
" Ah!"
Ian dashed up the stairs. A cloud of dust blew behind him. Ian ran to the right but accidentally bumped into another Hinata House for Male Residents. This time he bumped into Kaeda. Ian at least thought it was Kaeda because no other house resident carried swords. Kaeda's hair was even longer than when she was a female, he wore a white shirt with black trousers and a gray haori shirt. He also had a haramaki over his right hip his two swords were in.
"Ian…that really hurt," male Kaeda said rubbing his head.
" I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Ian dashed past Kaeda and ran through a door. Incidentally the door he walked into was Chazona's. Like all the other residents she was now a man. His hair was gone, he wore a straw hat over his hear, and sat with a wooden staff in his hands. Ian decided to get out of the room before he started asking him questions.
Ian slowly closed the door. Ian saw Rena's big cat Toru show up. As much as Ian liked playing with Toru now wasn't a good time.
" No, stop! Toru, get away, please!"
Toru pounced on Ian. Toru was going to have kittens with Ian. Ian could feel the cats' big paws rubbing against his shirt scratching his areolas. Toru also licked Ian's neck. Ian was so sensitive after the gender bender he moaned loud with pleasure. Before Toru started doing any damage to him a foot kicked the big cat's left cheek. Toru was pushed into the wall.
" Can't you take care of yourself, Ian?" Rena said.
" Why must I have such a stupid cousin?" Daisuke said.
Ian couldn't believe his eyes. He saw Daisuke and Rina together. Daisuke was Daisuke and Rina was Rina—their genders didn't change. Ian was so happy he dashed towards them and hugged them both. Tears of happiness dripped out of Ian's eyes.
" Guys! I'm so glad to see you're still normal—"
Daisuke clipped a dog collar around Ian's neck. All the thoughts Ian had of Rina and Daisuke being normal had disappeared. Rina was wearing a Sailor Moon outfit from Sailor Moon and Daisuke was dressed like Goku from Dragon Ball Z.
" Come hero Ian," Rina said formally. " While evil is at bay the hero's will play."
" But when evil is near," Daisuke said making a heroic pose. " You must be clear."
XXX
Ian, Daisuke, and Rina were fighting a giant squid monster. Rina was kicking the squid in its beak while Daisuke fired a Kamehameha Wave at it. While Rina and Daisuke were fighting Ian was dressed in a frill pink dress holding a feather duster and a dust pan. Ian's face was entirely red. He couldn't endure this insanity any longer. He needed to shout.
" SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP!"
