CHAPER 26: DORUTO BECOEM CRESHURE OF NIET
AUTHOR NOTE - I WUS AKS BAI FREND IF HE CUD RIET DIS CHAPER CUS HE WAN TO STRAT RIETING MOR STOREES.
I AGRE TO LET HIM RIET STOREES AS LONG AS DORUTO WUS CUUL.
Perhaps the most perplexing thing of the court case was Doruto's determination to win.
Legally speaking Doruto was going to lose his court case because he filed the suit in the wrong district.
Either way he was determined to see this through to the end. No matter the odds.
About the time the judge was going to declare that Doruto had lost his case something happened.
SUDDENLY A WEREWOLF BROKE IN AND BIT DORUTO, NOSKE, MABARA, BAKURA, AND THE JUDGE.
Even Lowyer Lowyerson was bitten but he died.
Soon after everyone noticed they were changing. They all grew fangs and the sun started to hurt them!
Everyone knew what they had to do. They got the nearest black eyeliner to protect them from the sun.
Now that they had protection from the sun which kills werewolfs they had to use their new powers for good.
Doruto proclaimed "WE SHALL BECOME THE DRIPPING FANGS AND FIGHT ALL WRONGS IN THE WORLD" HE SCREAMED
Heroes is what they had become. With their new powers they all took on new identities.
Everyone loudly announced their new names. "I AM KNIFESLICE" DORUTO SAID
Luckily everyone else had new names. "I AM PAINHEART WOUND" MABARA SCREAMED
Perhaps the oddest moment was Noske upon realizing he had no reflection in a mirror. "I AM GHOSTFANG" NOSKE SCREAMED
Here Bakura in her new eyeliner realized her bright pink and green hair could no longer withstand the sun and died it black.
Everyone then knew Bakura's new name "I AM DARKWEEPER" BAKURA SCREAMED
However the judge refused to put on eyeliner to protect himself from the sun
And he immediately exploded. "I HAVE AN IDEA" KNIFESLICE SCREAMED. KNIFESLICE got friends.
Suddenly KNIFESLICE proclaimed "WE MUST GO TO FOREVER 21 AND BUY NEW CLOTHES TO DEFEAT THE SUN"
And so they went to the nearest Forever 21 at the nearby town of Guileless Gutter shopping mall
GUILELESS GUTTER SHOPPING MALL the sign read. They knew they were at the right place
Under any other circumstance they would have shopped at the Gap but they knew they would no longer be able to withstand those clothes.
Now with their new powers they ventured forth to conquer the world.
In the evening they decided on their new mission. "WE MUST STOP PEOPLE FROM SHOPPING AT THE PREPPY GAP" THE DRIPPING FANGS SAID AS ONE
However they knew that it would be an uphill battle. For the vampires that transformed at the full moon only shopped at the GAP!
All but KNIFESLICE were worried for he knew they had a secret weapon. Their eyeliner made them immune to the howls of a vampire.
Vampires would often howl to mesmerize their prey before devouring them whole.
Even with this secret weapon DARKWEEPER brought up another way to fight vampires. "We can use silver nail polish" DARKWEEPER said excitedly
This was great news to all who had joined the cause to fight vampires. Silver nail polish would allow them to kill vampires as effectively as a stake to the heart of a werewolf.
Only one creature could pose a threat to them now. Leprechauns.
Because Leprechauns could summon a pot of wooden stakes at a moment's notice they were truly the greatest threat.
Everyone was worried about this development. If only there was a way to stop them.
Courage to tackle the Leprechaun menace was nearly lost until KNIFESLICE exclaimed "I HAVE AN IDEA"
As everyone knew, Leprechauns had one weakness. Black and white TVs. By removing all color from a TV Broadcast a Leprechaun would be unable to use a Rainbow thus rendering their pots useless.
Ready to take on the Leprechauns GHOSTFANG announced "WE CAN DEFEAT THE LEPRECHAUNS" GHOSTFANG SCREAMED
Eventually they had their plan together. They knew what must be done.
Fully ready, they got ready.
Under the sunlight THE DRIPPING FANGS set out to stop the vampires before the next full moon
Leprechauns would have to wait their turn
