"Our next guest tonight," the host said, "Is the majorly disgusting nine-year-old boy who nearly poisoned us all, Lucas!"

"I did not!" Lucas insisted as he came out.

"You peed in the drinking fountain!" The host exclaimed, "That's gross!"

"He WHAT?!?!?!" Most every person in the audience asked in disbelief.

"Not yours," the host said, "Our staff's drinking fountain."

Every audience member blew a sigh of relief.

"So, Lucas," the host said, "Why did you try to poison me?"

"I didn't!" Lucas said.

"Then why did you pee in the drinking fountain?"

"Because you were in the bathroom forever!"

"What?"

"That time you took forever to update because you went to the bathroom!"

"I said I was on bathroom break!" the host said, "If you checked, the stall said, 'Available'!"

"I didn't have time to go to the toilet!" Lucas defended, "I really had to go!"

"The toilet was closer than the fountain!"

"It was?"

"Yeah! It was like twice as close as the toilet!"

"Oh…."

"Now, you must face…"

"I know Earl," Lucas said, getting ready.

"No," the host said, "You must face… Lady-Warrioress!"

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lucas couldn't believe it.

"Sorry, I just want to try something new," the host explained, "Now, Earl, will you guide the young man to the lady?"

Sorry it took a bit of a while to update. Though it was only like 10 days, but still… Hoped you enjoyed! Also, Lady-Warrioress, if you're reading this, I hope you take no offense whatsoever.