"Ah, what a great night for a hot shower…" murmured Sakura.

Tsunade's student undreesed her fuchsia pink top, folded it, and placed it on top of her bed. The girl then motioned to remove her hidden weapons from her body, but then began thinking of being cautious.

"Tch. What if some rogue ninja would attack me from the back? Or while I'm taking a bath?"

She visualized for a while, and then realized something worse.

"What if Naruto starts spying on me… like last time…," she whispered in a dark tone, but shrugged off the idea. "Hmph… maybe it's better to be safe than sorry!"

The thought of removing the weapons quickly vanished as she continued to undress. After the clothes were removed, she quickly grabbed a towel and wrapped it around her smooth skin.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Little did she know that a certain ninja was taping all of this from the outside of her house.

"Hihihihi…! Oh, this is just too much, Sakura-chan!" cried Naruto.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

"Heh?" questioned the lad. "What's that beeping noise, te bayo?"

In a silent manner, the kyuubi boy walked around to find the source of the beeping. But it seemed that the noise was following him.

Finally after seconds of searching, he gave up.

"Better take care of that later, te bayo!"

He went back to position, and raised the camera so that it could get a better view.

That's when the beeps got louder.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

"Huh?"

The blonde boy looked at the screen of his device, and noticed a blinking message that said "battery low".

Beep. Beep. Beep.

"Nani? Why does it have to be now, te bayo! Sakura-chan's almost inside the bathroom!" he complained.


"Slowly… slowly…," whispered Yamato. He was currently walking carefully across Sakura's bedroom. "Slowly… slowly… oooh! What a cute picture… hic!"

The wood nin, with curious eyes, looked at team 7's old picture.

"Everyone's so young back then… hic!"

After a few moments of staring, he began to look for Sakura.

"Alright! Where is she… Oh no…"

He suddenly felt weird all over. It's as if his urinary bladder couldn't catch up to the massive amounts of liquid he took in a while ago.

"Ugh! Hnnnph…! Oh boy…" he said, as he awkwardly jumped around, holding the bottom of his currently long pyjamas.

"Oh… I gotta pee!"

He quickly ran outside of her room, frantically searching for the lavatory.


"Ah… now that's more like it…"

Sakura felt high up as the warm waters flowed across her slender body. It has been a long and tiring day, so any bath could ease her aching muscles.

"Ha… after this, I'm going to take a short nap – "

BANG!

"WHERE'S THE CR?"

The poor boy looked around like crazy, and after a few moments of being paranoid, realized that he was already inside the comfort room. He smiled crookedly, and jumped on top of the bowl.

And he did his job.

PSSSSSSS…

"FINALLY! Looking for a bathroom in this house felt like forever!" he chirped in his currently-squeaky voice.

Little did he know that some evil aura formed inside the shower room.

"An intruder!" thought Sakura. She grabbed a kunai, and threw it right to Yamato. Too bad he didn't notice it. "Good thing I brought a few of my weapons…"

"Ah!" he yelped. The kunai flew straight to the bathroom's wall, but made a visible scratch on the wood nin's right hand.

Sakura hurriedly wrapped herself with a towel, and moved the shower curtain to the side. She looked at the kid with pure evil in her eyes…

"You're dead…" she said as she cracked her knuckles.

"Uh-oh… hic!"

That's when li'l Yamato breathed his last.


"Ugh… what happened?" thought Iruka. He felt like he was as cold as the floor, and realized that he was at least a few meters away from his bed. His head felt extremely heavy, and he found it hard to try to stand up. He tried to look around… but his vision was too blurry.

"Argh…" moaned a voice.

That startled Iruka.

"Who's there?" he asked in a serious voice.

The woman just scratched her butt, and tried to get up. She didn't even bother to answer the ninja teacher's question.

"Who's there?" he repeated, this time his voice somehow demanded an answer.

"It's Anko… jeez," she said as she emerged from the blanket's that covered her. "Don't be so covered up in fear… it's just me."

Iruka breathed a sigh of relief.

"I thought it was some trouble maker… " he thought, as he scratched his eyes with both hands. Once he opened them again, he noticed something. "… WTF HAPPENED TO MY ROOM?"

Anko stood up clumsily, and observed her surroundings. "Oh… well, this is nasty."

The frantic ninja stood up quickly, and tried to clean up the mess by picking up a few bottles. "What the… where did we get so much beer?" he asked himself.

The purple-haired ninja just closed her eyes, and rubbed her chin. "Well, I think I remember bringing a lot of beer last night… and I was headed to your house for some reason…"

Then it hit him. Iruka slapped his face, and gained a shocked expression. "Of course! Last night was a Friday night!"

"So?... Oh yeah…"

They both looked at each other with shocked expressions.

"FRIDAY PARTY NIGHT!"

Suddenly, someone knocked at the door.

"Come in…"

Gai came in, and brought with him a bewildered look. "Someone explain to me how Kakashi ended up in my roo… Iruka! What happened to this place?"

He looked up to Gai, and told him in a soft voice: "Last night was actually Friday party night."

"Huh… Oh right! But didn't we agree to never do it again?"

"Actually," said Iruka. "We did. We came up here for a meeting of canceling those kinds of activities, because it would just mess up our dignity. And, we would become very bad examples to our kids downstairs..."

"Then what happened?" asked Gai.

"What happened, is that Anko came here… and brought with her a few cases of beer."

The ninjas looked at Kakashi, who seemed really tired. His hair was a mess, and his lazy-looking eyes looked lazier than before. It was as if he didn't get any sleep at all.

"Oh, hi Kakashi," said Anko. Then she asked: "Where's Yamato?"

"Hmm? I haven't seen him yet…"

And as if on cue, the wood nin came upstairs. He was still wearing his green pyjamas, and like Kakashi, looked like he didn't sleep at all. Well, except for the fact that he seems to be covered in bruises, and he got a big scratch on the hand, too.

He faced them with a blank look, and asked:

"What on earth happened last night? When I woke up, I was hanging from a tree near Sakura's house, and felt like I've been ran over by a herd of elephants…"

"Hmm… I think our 'meeting' didn't go so well…"

"Anyway," said Iruka, "It's fina that these parties should not happen again. Remember what happened last time?" he shuddered at the memory.

"Yeah… Tsunade-sama found out… and, well…"

"We almost died."

Yamato looked strictly at the older ninja. "Anko-sempai, please, don't bring beer anymore…"

"Okay. Got that," she said with a smile.

The jounins then studied their surroundings. Boy, Iruka's room looked like it was hit by a tornado, followed by a devastating tsunami of beer.

"Guys, you so need to help me on this…" he pleaded.

Then, he remembered something.

"Ah! The kids! Did we wake them?"

Anko smirked. "With that noise last night? Bah, they're probably wearing some earplugs to block of Gai's singing voice."

Out of panic, the daddies (except for Kakashi) rushed downstairs to their kids' room. Kakashi-sempai just walked down calmly, holding his book on one of his hands.

Iruka knocked on Pein and Konan's door.

"Ano… Naoko-kun? Kohana-chan?... Time to get up!"

There was no answer.

"Hmm… they probably can't hear you because of the earplugs," said Anko.

Iruka got a bit worried, and so he had no choice but to open the door.

And what was inside shocked him.

"AAH! THEY'RE NOT IN HERE!" he cried.

The same was heard from another corner of the house. Gai and Yamato came rushing, with worried looks on their faces.

"Huff… pant… the kids… the kids are not in their room!" said Yamato.

Gai also reported the same thing. "Yeah, my kids aren't there too! Where could have they gone?"

"Relax guys…" said a certain silver-haired ninja. He walked calmly towards his kids' room. "I'm sure they all got up early, preparing for training today."

He smiled at his fellow jounins, and opened the door of the room. He was also expecting his kids to be gone, just like the others.

Kakashi turned to face the room, then replaced his smile with a worried and regretful face.

"Oh boy…"

"What is it, rival? Your kids are gone too… WTF happened here?"

Gai pointed to the inside of Itachi and Kisame's room. Out of curiosity, the other ninjas rushed to both Kakashi and Gai.

And they all then wore a 'WTF' expression on their face, because this is what they saw.

Drunk kid ninjas.

Sasori was still tied up, but this time he was tied up with Hidan, who seemed to be muttering something.

"C-a-m-p-furry song song song song song song Camfire song song…" he muttered, like a broken record. His face showed that he had no sleep at all last night. It was also because Kisame once dared him to correctly sing the Campfire song song.

Deidara was sleeping on top of Konan, who sleeps on top of Pein, who sleeps on top of a very drunk Itachi. Hidan once dared him to drink at least 3 bottles of alcohol, and like Sasori, the silent little Uchiha became wild and expressed a lot of emotion.

And he even showed to everyone his passion for dancing. He was really good at it. Good thing Konan taped it, cause his intermission number was really entertaining.

Kakuzu lay dead on the floor, with a few paper money surrounding him. He also got drunk, thanks to Konan (who dared him to), and acted all wild last night. Kazu-chan, in a drunk state loved to talk to money, and he even sang a duet with his partner.

Surprisingly, the kid had a good voice.

"W-What… what happened to them? Was it because of our noise last night?" asked Iruka. He is now sounding like a worried father.

"I don't think it was because of the noise…" muttered Anko.

Deidara woke up, and sprawled across the floor. He wasn't still normal though, he had gotten pretty much too drunk last night…

He looked up at the blurry older ninjas, and smiled a crooked smile.

"Heavy night last night, maaaan… Do you guys still have some left over beeeeer… hmm?"

The jounins just stared at him, mouths wide open.


And from then on, Friday Night Parties' existence vanished from the world.