Mario Kart - idea came from the prompt:
Please do a chapter which makes some sort of reference to them playing video games. This is a most excellent story.
- LordPresidentRassilon
(Also thanks!)
Friday, 8th May, 6:25pm
Doctor: I still don't see why we have to play it in separate rooms. It's only Mario Kart.
Clara: Because you're a screen looker.
Doctor: How else am I going to play it. I generally need to look at the game that I'm playing.
Clara: My screen you cheater.
Doctor: You just got angry because I had hit you with a green shell.
Clara: We were on the same team!
Doctor: I wanted to be first and I didn't know we were on the same team. I just thought we were matching colours.
Clara: Matching colours means the same team.
Doctor: Yeah well team Blue is going to win.
Clara: Shut up I'm driving.
Doctor: Virtually.
6:30pm
Doctor: So you're ignoring me now.
6:35pm
Doctor: Well I'm texting and driving and guess who's first.
Doctor: Me.
6:40pm
Doctor: Did you know that texting and driving in all forms become illegal in the 22nd Century?
Doctor: That includes Mario Kart.
Doctor: Good thing this isn't the 22nd Century.
6:45pm
Doctor: I don't see the point in using two wii systems like this because you think I'm cheating.
Doctor: I'm still winning.
6:47pm
Doctor: Good thing these cars don't have ATMOS.
Doctor: Or that they're not real.
Doctor: Especially that skeleton guy. Reminds me of the Master.
6:50pm
Doctor: You know since I'm winning it's my turn to be Mario and you be Luigi.
6:51pm
Doctor: DO NOT USE THAT BLUE SHELL.
Doctor: CLARA I'M WARNING YOU.
6:52pm
Clara: Ha.
Doctor: That's not fair.
Clara: Guess you'll have to be Luigi again.
Clara: Loser.
Doctor: Fine. I'm picking the map this time.
Clara: Anything but Rainbow Road.
Doctor: It's in space. It can't be that bad.
Clara: Do not pick it.
6:55pm
Clara: I told you not to pick it.
Doctor: And I told you not to use the blue shell on me.
Clara: Sore loser.
Doctor: Bad winner.
7:00pm
Doctor: What's so wrong with this map? Is it the lack of fundamental physics in it that upsets you?
Clara: Give it time.
7:05pm
Doctor: YOU BUMPED ME OFF!
Clara: That was Donkey Kong..
Doctor: Isn't that you?
7:08pm
Doctor: There was no need to hit me with a shell.
Clara: There's always the need to do that.
7:13pm
Doctor: Passed you out.
Doctor: How's second place going?
7:18pm
Doctor: Who's the sore loser now?
Doctor: And I have a banana so don't try anything funny.
7:25pm
Doctor: Oh I can see the finish line coming up.
Doctor: I might do a lap of victory.
7:26pm
Doctor: SHUT UP! I can hear you through the wall.
Clara: You fell off just before the finish line! That's the best thing I've seen all day.
Doctor: Shut. Up.
Clara: Just drove straight off the course.
Doctor: I loss control.
Clara: You were too busy rubbing it in my face to see where you were going. You deserved that.
Doctor: I hate this map.
Clara: It's my new favourite.
Also I'm going to the Canary Islands for two weeks so I'm not sure if I'll be able to update during that time.
