Mario Kart - idea came from the prompt:

Please do a chapter which makes some sort of reference to them playing video games. This is a most excellent story.

- LordPresidentRassilon


(Also thanks!)

Friday, 8th May, 6:25pm

Doctor: I still don't see why we have to play it in separate rooms. It's only Mario Kart.

Clara: Because you're a screen looker.

Doctor: How else am I going to play it. I generally need to look at the game that I'm playing.

Clara: My screen you cheater.

Doctor: You just got angry because I had hit you with a green shell.

Clara: We were on the same team!

Doctor: I wanted to be first and I didn't know we were on the same team. I just thought we were matching colours.

Clara: Matching colours means the same team.

Doctor: Yeah well team Blue is going to win.

Clara: Shut up I'm driving.

Doctor: Virtually.

6:30pm

Doctor: So you're ignoring me now.

6:35pm

Doctor: Well I'm texting and driving and guess who's first.

Doctor: Me.

6:40pm

Doctor: Did you know that texting and driving in all forms become illegal in the 22nd Century?

Doctor: That includes Mario Kart.

Doctor: Good thing this isn't the 22nd Century.

6:45pm

Doctor: I don't see the point in using two wii systems like this because you think I'm cheating.

Doctor: I'm still winning.

6:47pm

Doctor: Good thing these cars don't have ATMOS.

Doctor: Or that they're not real.

Doctor: Especially that skeleton guy. Reminds me of the Master.

6:50pm

Doctor: You know since I'm winning it's my turn to be Mario and you be Luigi.

6:51pm

Doctor: DO NOT USE THAT BLUE SHELL.

Doctor: CLARA I'M WARNING YOU.

6:52pm

Clara: Ha.

Doctor: That's not fair.

Clara: Guess you'll have to be Luigi again.

Clara: Loser.

Doctor: Fine. I'm picking the map this time.

Clara: Anything but Rainbow Road.

Doctor: It's in space. It can't be that bad.

Clara: Do not pick it.

6:55pm

Clara: I told you not to pick it.

Doctor: And I told you not to use the blue shell on me.

Clara: Sore loser.

Doctor: Bad winner.

7:00pm

Doctor: What's so wrong with this map? Is it the lack of fundamental physics in it that upsets you?

Clara: Give it time.

7:05pm

Doctor: YOU BUMPED ME OFF!

Clara: That was Donkey Kong..

Doctor: Isn't that you?

7:08pm

Doctor: There was no need to hit me with a shell.

Clara: There's always the need to do that.

7:13pm

Doctor: Passed you out.

Doctor: How's second place going?

7:18pm

Doctor: Who's the sore loser now?

Doctor: And I have a banana so don't try anything funny.

7:25pm

Doctor: Oh I can see the finish line coming up.

Doctor: I might do a lap of victory.

7:26pm

Doctor: SHUT UP! I can hear you through the wall.

Clara: You fell off just before the finish line! That's the best thing I've seen all day.

Doctor: Shut. Up.

Clara: Just drove straight off the course.

Doctor: I loss control.

Clara: You were too busy rubbing it in my face to see where you were going. You deserved that.

Doctor: I hate this map.

Clara: It's my new favourite.


Also I'm going to the Canary Islands for two weeks so I'm not sure if I'll be able to update during that time.