A/N: Phill the psychiatrist was borrowed from my other fic, "The Pitfalls of the House of Usher". Go read it, and please forgive me for the shameless plug and bad grammar and FF.N for screwing up its formatting. Phill used to be a physician, but... let's just say he wanted something new. The idea for this chapter was given to me by SkaleFlapper15. Thanks abunch!

Disclaimer: I don't own the restaurants mentioned or Yu-Gi-Oh! I do own Phill, though. Say hi, Phill!

Phill: *waves*

Phill really hated his job.

It wasn't the hours. He could deal with five a.m. phone calls and the secretaries who didn't know which time was which and couldn't schedule worth a dime. It wasn't the staff. Sure, half of them didn't know how to change a lightbulb and the remaining half were practically good enough to replace him, but he could deal with that. It wasn't even his coworkers, the other doctors and nutcases he shared this building with. No, Phill the psychiatrist was a lot tougher than that. The real problem, then?

The patients.

"And then he insulted Taco Bell! Taco. Bell . As in, the restaurant that the gods created for the sole purpose of making me happy, because I am just that special."

"Hah, please. If the gods wanted to make you happy, all they would have had to do is dangle something shiny in your face and watch you pounce."

"I think you're confusing me with yourself. Which is really hard to do, considering I am me, and you... are you."

You know what? No. This wasn't worth it. These migraines and nightmares and... that's it. Phill was done. He. Was. Leaving.

"Gentlemen," Phill said, standing up, "you need to find yourself a new psychiatric practitioner. I quit."

With that, he stood up, walked right out of the office, and slammed the door.

Yami and Marik looked at each other. "So," Yami said finally, "how many does that make now?"

Marik quickly counted off on his fingers. "Ten."

Yami frowned. "We're not doing so well..."

"...In the last month."

Yami's face lit up. "Score! Who's next?"

"I found an ad in the paper a little while back. We'll probably be able to traumatize him by next Wednesday. If not, we can always recruit Bakura for help. He'll be able to knock our time frame down by at least a third."

"I'm going to take that as a challenge, Marik."

"You're on. You know I still hate you, right?"

"And I you, Marik."

"Okay, just so long as that's cleared up. Wanna go get dinner?"

"Sure. How about Taco Bell ?"

"What!"

"Kidding. Let's do McDonald's."

"I was thinking Burger King..."

"Don't push it."

Poll: McDonald's vs. Burger King? :D

I'm going to try and get something done for the Halloween Special. If you have any ideas, just bounce 'em over here. ^^

Love and stuffs,

-Eggy