Franki POV
I was running to the hokage mansion when I remembered I still had kibas jumper on,
" fuck" I cursed and turned around to go back to the camping spot
" you guys seen kiba?" I ask as soon as I got there
" he went on a mission" Cammi says
" FUUUUUUCK!" I scream
" why?" she asks
" I still have his jumper" I sigh
" oh"
" do you have any idea where he is?" I ask, cammi shakes her head
" double fuck" I curse
" so what's your mission about?" Cammi asks
" uh-... I didn't quite get that far" I ponder
" what? How?" She asks
" I got to the hokages place, then I remembered I had kibas jumper, so I ran back here" I say doing actions to go with it
" ok, well again good- meow" cammi hiccups then covers her mouth
" awwwwh you hiccup like a kitty" I giggle
" no I meant- meow" cammi hiccups again
" awwwwh it's so cute" I squeal
" no- meow" she dose it again, then grows whiskers, I giggle and pull them
" stop- meow!" Cammi covers her mouth again, and her hands have turned into paws, she shakes them but nothing happens, I giggle more and she grows cat ears
" help- meow!" She calls then turns into a full purple kitty
" I shall name you happy" I smile and stroke the kitty
" meow meow meow ~ you fucking will not" she meows angrily
" heh heh kitty has bad mouth" I laugh
" meow meow ~ shut up and help me!"
" ño, your cute like this" I smile
" what the fuck woman, your talking to a fucking purple cat" Charles points at me
" no, this is happy" I smile and pick up cammi
" Lets get a few things straight. One: we're not in fairy tail, two: happy is blue,not purple, and three: your crazy" Charles sighs
" ok. One: I wish we were in fairy tail, two: this is the girl happy, and three: you should know me by now" I smile and hold cammi A.K.A happy, like a baby
" how do you know it's a girl" Charles lifts up one of her back legs
" meow meow meow! ~ let go of me you pervert!" Cammi meows angrily and bites Charles, I laugh
" gah! Rabies!" Charles shouts and runs off
" meow meow ~ I can reassure you, I do not have rabies" cammi huffs
" ok, I need to go on my mission, so your going to stay with shikamaru while I'm gone" I say and walk over to shikamaru
" shika, this is happy, you will look after her while I'm gone, and guard her with your life" I hand him cammi
" sure" shikamaru Takes cammi off me
" if anything happens to her then all your blood shall be mine! AB or not!" I threat and walk back to the hokage mansion
Cammi POV
" fucking franki, leaving me with sleepy boy and fatso" I curse pacing the tent
" what do you think she's saying?" Shikamaru asks choji
" probly cat gibberish" choji shrugs
" YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ME BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!" I shout raising a paw as a fist
" aw that's cute" choji smiles
" TIMMIS COMMING IN!" Timmi shouts and storms into the tent
" KITTY!" She screams and scoops me up in her arms
" finnaly some one that might be able to understand me. Could you please tell these dumb fucks that they are infact dumb fucks" I say
" awwwwwh she even has a cute meow!" Timmi squeals, I facepalm
" awwh she even facepalms in a cute way" choji smiles
" eh, I believe it's facePAW, she's a cat and cats have paws" timmi explains pulling at one of my front paws
" gah! I'm stuck with a load of dumb fucks!" I shout
" awwwwh" timmi hugs me tighter, I decide to be a smart cat and show them What this kitteh can do.
Timmi POV
I squeeze the little kitten, she was so cute. Then suddenly the kitty went limp,
" uh oh" i frown and hold the kitty up, she was really limp, as in dead limp
" kitty!" I start crying
" no! You killed her!" Shikamaru stole the kitty off of me
" fuck, Frankis going to drain me alive!" He frowns
" why don't we... Get a new one?" I suggested
" a purple cat? Exactly like this one?" Shikamaru raises his eyebrows
" yeah" I nod
" we can't find purple cats! There are none!" Shikamaru shouts at me
" just take her to the vet" choji says
" perfect!" I yell
" ok" shikamaru walks out of the tent, I follow him. We arrive at the vet in no time.
Cammi POV
Shikamaru hands me over to the vet and she takes me into a room and puts me on a table, I prick my ears back up and stand up
" please say you can understand me" I whine, the vet looks at me in shock. She had red triangles on her cheeks, just like kiba.
" did you just talk?" She asks
" yes finnaly some one that can understand me" I sigh
" yes, but I can't normally understand cats" she looks at me strangely
" yes I'm a purple cat" I sigh again
" and your name is happy..." She ponders on, I sigh
" that's my given name, my real name is cammi" I role my eyes
" oh, hello cammi, I'm Hana inuzuka" she waves slightly
" I KNEW IT!" I shout, Hana jumps slightly
" your kibas sister!" I smile
" yes, do you know him?" Hana asks
" yup" I nod
" cool. Anyways, when your owners brought you in here you were basically dead, and now no where near" Hana questions slightly
" I was playing a trick on them" I smile
" oh. So what should I say when I bring you out?" She asks
" no don't bring me out, cover me up and act as if I'm dead" I nod
" ok, lie down" Hana say and covers me in a small white blanket.
Timmi POV
The vet walks out looking very sad
" is the kitty ok?" I ask really worried, the vet shakes her head
" I'm afriad she's dead" she frowns and wipes a tear from her eye
" no this can't happen!" Shikamaru shouts
" c-can we see her?" I ask
" yes" she nods sadly, we all walk into the vet room and there's a small white sheet on the table with something underneath it, I cover my mouth and start to cry
" k-kitty?" I ask
" no she can't be gone, I had to protect her with my life" shikamaru bangs his fist on the table
" kitty's truly gone." I sigh really sad
" and shikamarus a failure" I shake my head
" my life isn't worth livving like this" shikamaru starts to cry, one of his tears land on the sheet covering kitty,
" no shikamaru your going to drown the kitty" I cry
" I started to really like that cat" choji frowns
" it's ok choji" I rub his back, I look at the kitty sadly, and her tail moved, I blinked and rubbed my eyes, it moved again
" shika, step back for a minute" I pull shikamaru back lightly
" what are to doing?" He asks
" k-kitty's alive?" I question lifting the white sheet
" meow" kitty jumps on me
" KITTY'S NOT DEAD!" I shout and run out of the vet with the kitty, I run back to the campsite with kitty and sit her on a tree stump
" I shall name you timmi jr and you shall be mine for ever and ever and ever and-" I got cut of by the kitty putting her paw over my mouth
" meow meow meow meow" she meows at me
" I'm sowwie kitty, I can't understand you" I frown, she face paws, then starts doing actions, she points to herself
" timmi jr" I nod, she face paws And shakes her head
" no timmi jr" I frown, she nods, flicks out one of her claws and starts writing in the bark of the tree,
" c... A...m...m...I?" I question
" oh cammi" I smile, kitty nods and points to the name then to herself
" kitty cammi?" I ask, she shakes her head, she pats her chest
" chest?" I question, kitty facepaws again
" well I'm sorry I don't know sign language or kitty language" I huff, then kitty writes more in the tree,
" I...m " I narrow my eyes
" I'm cammi" I say still not understanding
" nope, I'm not cammi, I'm timmi" I reasure the kitten, she facepaws again
" ohhhhhh your cammi" I nod, the cat nods
" you could of said so in the first place" I smile, cammi facepaws
" oh righ... Kitty not talkie human language" I frown.
qortni POV
" we're going on a mission, a mission, a mission, we're going in a mission, I wander what it'll be" I sing
" could you shut that child up?!" The man we're babysitting grunts, his names tazuna and he's a really grumpy man.
" um qortni could you please-" I cut kakashi off
" nope" I smile and carry on singing
" kid shut up before I make you!" Tazuna shouts at me
" and how do you spose your going to do that?" I ask still smiling
" qortni, if you don't be quiet I will send you back to the village" kakashi warns
" but I won't go back to the village, I'll follow you real ninja like" I say acting all ninja
" fine, could you just go up in the trees and look for danger?" Kakashi suggests
" good idea!" I shout and jump up into the trees, I climb right up to the top and jump through trees and look for danger
" nope... Nope... Elñopo... Nine... Nothing..." I say looking around
" man this sure is boring" I sigh and sit ontop of a tree, I can catch up with them later
" we're going on a mission, a mission, a mission, we're going in a mission, I wander what it'll be" I mumble to myself, still looking around
" hey! I can see the tent from here! And Frankis bonfire" i point out
" that was fun" I sigh and start swaying from left to right and humming the mission song. I got really bored looking for danger so I jumped down and caught up with kakashi and the others
" thanks for looking out for danger!" Sakura shouts at me, I look around and see men on the ground
" oh hello there" I bend down and smile at the men, no reply
" what rude people" I frown
" qortni, we just beat up these men, they were after tazuna" kakashi explains
" oh... I'll help" I point up
" eh" I kick a man that was lying on the floor, I didn't kick him hard but I kicked him
" there I helped" I smile
" watch out guys we've got a real badass over here!" Naruto shouts sarcastically
" that's right and if ya mess with me you Gona end up in the chocolate factory!" I shout playing along, me and naruto start laughing,
" that's enough you two, we've got a mission remember" kakashi reminds us
" oh I almost forgot!" I shout
" we're going on a mission, a mission, a mission, we're going in a mission, I wander what it'll be! we're going on a mission, a mission, a mission, we're going in a mission, I wander what it'll be!" I start singing again
" look what you done kakashi sensei!" Sakura whines
" look what you done pink bitch!" I shout turning around and pointing at Sakura, she stops and gasps
" what did I do then?" She asks
" you annoyed me!" I shout
" how?"she asks
" by being ugly!" I huff, Sakura gasps and starts to cry
" you may need water for that burn" I smile evily and start walking again
" qortni that was mean!" Naruto shouts
" I don't care! She was mean to me" I shout back
" sasuke!" Sakura cries
" hn" sasuke starts walking with me, I smile, Sakura cries more, but I keep walking.
Franki POV
" I have to what?! But it's no where near exam time" I whine
" it will be by the time you get back from your mission, now go!" The hokage says
" motherfucker high as fuck thinking its exam time and shit" I mumble and storm out of the mansion. I walk angrily up to the front gate and sit down right in the middle.
" ok, why are you throwing a tantrum now?" Charles asks from behind me
" I have the shitiest mission ever" I huff
" hey, mines worse!" Charles says
" oh yeah? How?" I ask turning around
" I have to look for a lost cat" he sighs
" yeah, I guess that's bad" I smile
" it would be better if we were in soul eater" he huffs
" or fairy tail" I smile
" or high school of the dead" he smiles back
" no way!" I shout
" why not?" He asks
" they'll make my boobs bigger and do close ups on my ass or something" I fold my arms
" I don't think you'll notice" He chuckles
" mabey I will, mabey I won't" I huff
" ok, don't you have a mission to do?"
" yes, and good luck on yours" I smile
" you too" Charles says and walks off. I sigh and pick myself off of the ground and start walking into the Forrest.
" this has to be the most boring mission ever!" I grunt
" I wish I had something fun to do..." I kick a stone, then smile
" haaaaa, and afternoon alone with my favorite book, broadway musicals of the nineteen forties, no roommate to bother me, how could it get any better then this." I sigh starting off one of my favorite songs
" oh hi rod! Hi Nikki. Oh hey rod you'll never guessed what happened to me on the subway this morning-" I got cut off
" what?" I creepy voice says, I stop
" hello?" I ask pretty scared
" oh yeah hey, how's it going?" The voice asks pretty casually
" uhm... Fine" I nod still scared
" how about you?" I ask shaking
" oh ya know, the usual, eating, breathing, killing" the voice says
" that's cool" I say looking around
" yes" the voice says, then a man comes up really close to my face, something dripping off his chin, I sniff the air
" your dripping" I smile
" what? Oh I'm sorry, i do that a lot" he says wiping his chin. It was really dark so I couldn't see his face,
" I know what it is" I smile
" you do?" The man asks
" it's my favorite" I smile and atack the man, I bite his neck and start drinking his blood. AB my favorite.
" what the fuck woman?! Are you a vamire?" The man asks, I rekonize the voice because of the cussing,
" no I have blood lust. HIDAN" I say darkly
" wholey fuck! Bitch knows my name!" He shouts throwing me off him, I wipe my mouth of the blood and lick it of my hand,
" have I sacrificed you before or something?" He asks
" no I just know you" I smile
" hidan! Have you Finnished?" I heard kakuzu
" you better hurry up" I wisper
" what?!" Hidan glares at me
" he's going to kill you" I smile, still whispering, hidan looks at me weirdly, I jump into a tree as kakuzu comes into sight, but he couldn't see me.
" if you don't hurry up I'll kill you" kakuzu says in his grumpy voice
" little bitch" hidan mutters and walks off, I smile and continue my travels.
