Franki POV

I was running to the hokage mansion when I remembered I still had kibas jumper on,

" fuck" I cursed and turned around to go back to the camping spot

" you guys seen kiba?" I ask as soon as I got there

" he went on a mission" Cammi says

" FUUUUUUCK!" I scream

" why?" she asks

" I still have his jumper" I sigh

" oh"

" do you have any idea where he is?" I ask, cammi shakes her head

" double fuck" I curse

" so what's your mission about?" Cammi asks

" uh-... I didn't quite get that far" I ponder

" what? How?" She asks

" I got to the hokages place, then I remembered I had kibas jumper, so I ran back here" I say doing actions to go with it

" ok, well again good- meow" cammi hiccups then covers her mouth

" awwwwh you hiccup like a kitty" I giggle

" no I meant- meow" cammi hiccups again

" awwwwh it's so cute" I squeal

" no- meow" she dose it again, then grows whiskers, I giggle and pull them

" stop- meow!" Cammi covers her mouth again, and her hands have turned into paws, she shakes them but nothing happens, I giggle more and she grows cat ears

" help- meow!" She calls then turns into a full purple kitty

" I shall name you happy" I smile and stroke the kitty

" meow meow meow ~ you fucking will not" she meows angrily

" heh heh kitty has bad mouth" I laugh

" meow meow ~ shut up and help me!"

" ño, your cute like this" I smile

" what the fuck woman, your talking to a fucking purple cat" Charles points at me

" no, this is happy" I smile and pick up cammi

" Lets get a few things straight. One: we're not in fairy tail, two: happy is blue,not purple, and three: your crazy" Charles sighs

" ok. One: I wish we were in fairy tail, two: this is the girl happy, and three: you should know me by now" I smile and hold cammi A.K.A happy, like a baby

" how do you know it's a girl" Charles lifts up one of her back legs

" meow meow meow! ~ let go of me you pervert!" Cammi meows angrily and bites Charles, I laugh

" gah! Rabies!" Charles shouts and runs off

" meow meow ~ I can reassure you, I do not have rabies" cammi huffs

" ok, I need to go on my mission, so your going to stay with shikamaru while I'm gone" I say and walk over to shikamaru

" shika, this is happy, you will look after her while I'm gone, and guard her with your life" I hand him cammi

" sure" shikamaru Takes cammi off me

" if anything happens to her then all your blood shall be mine! AB or not!" I threat and walk back to the hokage mansion

Cammi POV

" fucking franki, leaving me with sleepy boy and fatso" I curse pacing the tent

" what do you think she's saying?" Shikamaru asks choji

" probly cat gibberish" choji shrugs

" YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ME BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!" I shout raising a paw as a fist

" aw that's cute" choji smiles

" TIMMIS COMMING IN!" Timmi shouts and storms into the tent

" KITTY!" She screams and scoops me up in her arms

" finnaly some one that might be able to understand me. Could you please tell these dumb fucks that they are infact dumb fucks" I say

" awwwwwh she even has a cute meow!" Timmi squeals, I facepalm

" awwh she even facepalms in a cute way" choji smiles

" eh, I believe it's facePAW, she's a cat and cats have paws" timmi explains pulling at one of my front paws

" gah! I'm stuck with a load of dumb fucks!" I shout

" awwwwh" timmi hugs me tighter, I decide to be a smart cat and show them What this kitteh can do.

Timmi POV

I squeeze the little kitten, she was so cute. Then suddenly the kitty went limp,

" uh oh" i frown and hold the kitty up, she was really limp, as in dead limp

" kitty!" I start crying

" no! You killed her!" Shikamaru stole the kitty off of me

" fuck, Frankis going to drain me alive!" He frowns

" why don't we... Get a new one?" I suggested

" a purple cat? Exactly like this one?" Shikamaru raises his eyebrows

" yeah" I nod

" we can't find purple cats! There are none!" Shikamaru shouts at me

" just take her to the vet" choji says

" perfect!" I yell

" ok" shikamaru walks out of the tent, I follow him. We arrive at the vet in no time.

Cammi POV

Shikamaru hands me over to the vet and she takes me into a room and puts me on a table, I prick my ears back up and stand up

" please say you can understand me" I whine, the vet looks at me in shock. She had red triangles on her cheeks, just like kiba.

" did you just talk?" She asks

" yes finnaly some one that can understand me" I sigh

" yes, but I can't normally understand cats" she looks at me strangely

" yes I'm a purple cat" I sigh again

" and your name is happy..." She ponders on, I sigh

" that's my given name, my real name is cammi" I role my eyes

" oh, hello cammi, I'm Hana inuzuka" she waves slightly

" I KNEW IT!" I shout, Hana jumps slightly

" your kibas sister!" I smile

" yes, do you know him?" Hana asks

" yup" I nod

" cool. Anyways, when your owners brought you in here you were basically dead, and now no where near" Hana questions slightly

" I was playing a trick on them" I smile

" oh. So what should I say when I bring you out?" She asks

" no don't bring me out, cover me up and act as if I'm dead" I nod

" ok, lie down" Hana say and covers me in a small white blanket.

Timmi POV

The vet walks out looking very sad

" is the kitty ok?" I ask really worried, the vet shakes her head

" I'm afriad she's dead" she frowns and wipes a tear from her eye

" no this can't happen!" Shikamaru shouts

" c-can we see her?" I ask

" yes" she nods sadly, we all walk into the vet room and there's a small white sheet on the table with something underneath it, I cover my mouth and start to cry

" k-kitty?" I ask

" no she can't be gone, I had to protect her with my life" shikamaru bangs his fist on the table

" kitty's truly gone." I sigh really sad

" and shikamarus a failure" I shake my head

" my life isn't worth livving like this" shikamaru starts to cry, one of his tears land on the sheet covering kitty,

" no shikamaru your going to drown the kitty" I cry

" I started to really like that cat" choji frowns

" it's ok choji" I rub his back, I look at the kitty sadly, and her tail moved, I blinked and rubbed my eyes, it moved again

" shika, step back for a minute" I pull shikamaru back lightly

" what are to doing?" He asks

" k-kitty's alive?" I question lifting the white sheet

" meow" kitty jumps on me

" KITTY'S NOT DEAD!" I shout and run out of the vet with the kitty, I run back to the campsite with kitty and sit her on a tree stump

" I shall name you timmi jr and you shall be mine for ever and ever and ever and-" I got cut of by the kitty putting her paw over my mouth

" meow meow meow meow" she meows at me

" I'm sowwie kitty, I can't understand you" I frown, she face paws, then starts doing actions, she points to herself

" timmi jr" I nod, she face paws And shakes her head

" no timmi jr" I frown, she nods, flicks out one of her claws and starts writing in the bark of the tree,

" c... A...m...m...I?" I question

" oh cammi" I smile, kitty nods and points to the name then to herself

" kitty cammi?" I ask, she shakes her head, she pats her chest

" chest?" I question, kitty facepaws again

" well I'm sorry I don't know sign language or kitty language" I huff, then kitty writes more in the tree,

" I...m " I narrow my eyes

" I'm cammi" I say still not understanding

" nope, I'm not cammi, I'm timmi" I reasure the kitten, she facepaws again

" ohhhhhh your cammi" I nod, the cat nods

" you could of said so in the first place" I smile, cammi facepaws

" oh righ... Kitty not talkie human language" I frown.

qortni POV

" we're going on a mission, a mission, a mission, we're going in a mission, I wander what it'll be" I sing

" could you shut that child up?!" The man we're babysitting grunts, his names tazuna and he's a really grumpy man.

" um qortni could you please-" I cut kakashi off

" nope" I smile and carry on singing

" kid shut up before I make you!" Tazuna shouts at me

" and how do you spose your going to do that?" I ask still smiling

" qortni, if you don't be quiet I will send you back to the village" kakashi warns

" but I won't go back to the village, I'll follow you real ninja like" I say acting all ninja

" fine, could you just go up in the trees and look for danger?" Kakashi suggests

" good idea!" I shout and jump up into the trees, I climb right up to the top and jump through trees and look for danger

" nope... Nope... Elñopo... Nine... Nothing..." I say looking around

" man this sure is boring" I sigh and sit ontop of a tree, I can catch up with them later

" we're going on a mission, a mission, a mission, we're going in a mission, I wander what it'll be" I mumble to myself, still looking around

" hey! I can see the tent from here! And Frankis bonfire" i point out

" that was fun" I sigh and start swaying from left to right and humming the mission song. I got really bored looking for danger so I jumped down and caught up with kakashi and the others

" thanks for looking out for danger!" Sakura shouts at me, I look around and see men on the ground

" oh hello there" I bend down and smile at the men, no reply

" what rude people" I frown

" qortni, we just beat up these men, they were after tazuna" kakashi explains

" oh... I'll help" I point up

" eh" I kick a man that was lying on the floor, I didn't kick him hard but I kicked him

" there I helped" I smile

" watch out guys we've got a real badass over here!" Naruto shouts sarcastically

" that's right and if ya mess with me you Gona end up in the chocolate factory!" I shout playing along, me and naruto start laughing,

" that's enough you two, we've got a mission remember" kakashi reminds us

" oh I almost forgot!" I shout

" we're going on a mission, a mission, a mission, we're going in a mission, I wander what it'll be! we're going on a mission, a mission, a mission, we're going in a mission, I wander what it'll be!" I start singing again

" look what you done kakashi sensei!" Sakura whines

" look what you done pink bitch!" I shout turning around and pointing at Sakura, she stops and gasps

" what did I do then?" She asks

" you annoyed me!" I shout

" how?"she asks

" by being ugly!" I huff, Sakura gasps and starts to cry

" you may need water for that burn" I smile evily and start walking again

" qortni that was mean!" Naruto shouts

" I don't care! She was mean to me" I shout back

" sasuke!" Sakura cries

" hn" sasuke starts walking with me, I smile, Sakura cries more, but I keep walking.

Franki POV

" I have to what?! But it's no where near exam time" I whine

" it will be by the time you get back from your mission, now go!" The hokage says

" motherfucker high as fuck thinking its exam time and shit" I mumble and storm out of the mansion. I walk angrily up to the front gate and sit down right in the middle.

" ok, why are you throwing a tantrum now?" Charles asks from behind me

" I have the shitiest mission ever" I huff

" hey, mines worse!" Charles says

" oh yeah? How?" I ask turning around

" I have to look for a lost cat" he sighs

" yeah, I guess that's bad" I smile

" it would be better if we were in soul eater" he huffs

" or fairy tail" I smile

" or high school of the dead" he smiles back

" no way!" I shout

" why not?" He asks

" they'll make my boobs bigger and do close ups on my ass or something" I fold my arms

" I don't think you'll notice" He chuckles

" mabey I will, mabey I won't" I huff

" ok, don't you have a mission to do?"

" yes, and good luck on yours" I smile

" you too" Charles says and walks off. I sigh and pick myself off of the ground and start walking into the Forrest.

" this has to be the most boring mission ever!" I grunt

" I wish I had something fun to do..." I kick a stone, then smile

" haaaaa, and afternoon alone with my favorite book, broadway musicals of the nineteen forties, no roommate to bother me, how could it get any better then this." I sigh starting off one of my favorite songs

" oh hi rod! Hi Nikki. Oh hey rod you'll never guessed what happened to me on the subway this morning-" I got cut off

" what?" I creepy voice says, I stop

" hello?" I ask pretty scared

" oh yeah hey, how's it going?" The voice asks pretty casually

" uhm... Fine" I nod still scared

" how about you?" I ask shaking

" oh ya know, the usual, eating, breathing, killing" the voice says

" that's cool" I say looking around

" yes" the voice says, then a man comes up really close to my face, something dripping off his chin, I sniff the air

" your dripping" I smile

" what? Oh I'm sorry, i do that a lot" he says wiping his chin. It was really dark so I couldn't see his face,

" I know what it is" I smile

" you do?" The man asks

" it's my favorite" I smile and atack the man, I bite his neck and start drinking his blood. AB my favorite.

" what the fuck woman?! Are you a vamire?" The man asks, I rekonize the voice because of the cussing,

" no I have blood lust. HIDAN" I say darkly

" wholey fuck! Bitch knows my name!" He shouts throwing me off him, I wipe my mouth of the blood and lick it of my hand,

" have I sacrificed you before or something?" He asks

" no I just know you" I smile

" hidan! Have you Finnished?" I heard kakuzu

" you better hurry up" I wisper

" what?!" Hidan glares at me

" he's going to kill you" I smile, still whispering, hidan looks at me weirdly, I jump into a tree as kakuzu comes into sight, but he couldn't see me.

" if you don't hurry up I'll kill you" kakuzu says in his grumpy voice

" little bitch" hidan mutters and walks off, I smile and continue my travels.