Don't Own Rwby Or The Gamer Ability, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
"Neptep killer of all external voice (Also tv... when those are around...)"
[Gamer Ability, Neptep The Destroyer Internal Voice, And Notifications]
"Ah! It is such a wonderful day..." I say to myself as I look across the sea. "Kind of a shame Sean didn't actually want to come..."
"Pshhh! didn't you say he didn't come to avoid the sunburns?" Yang asks from my left.
"I mean, I can understand that actually... he gets sunburnt really easily..." I respond as slowly walk back to a towel I had placed in the sand underneath an umbrella.
"Oh!" Yang exclaims. "It looks like he actually called you a few minutes ago..."
"hm?" I hum as I pick up my scroll.
I tap his voicemail and hold the scroll up to my ear, Yang leaning in closely so she can also hear.
"Hey June, I'm slightly panicking cause I'm probably gonna die in about 10 minutes... get to somewhere safe and just... watch the brawl I guess~ I'm going to go now... hopefully not permanently though... BYE!" Sean's voice through the scroll echoes.
"W-what?" I stutter.
"What does he mean by-" Yang starts to speak but is cut off by the sound of a roar... a roar that shakes the ground and causes the ocean to ripple. "I-I need to get Tulip and Ruby..."
As Yang runs off, an alarm sounds from the speakers in the city. "Category 9 Grimm Attack In Progress... Please Seek Immediate Shelter... All Hunters Please to the bullhead loading docks..."
After a few seconds, Yang comes running back with Ruby and Tulip, holding onto one of their hands tightly. "We need to go no-"
*BOOOOM*
She is silenced by a laser beam that shoots above us and annihilates some of the building on the beachfront.
"W-what?" Tulip stutters "A g-grimm that can shoot lasers?!"
Ost: Pacific Rim - Epic Orchestral Cover
We all slowly turn back to see a large figure flying towards the island... it is jet-black and has a pearl-white mask with two red lines running down the sides, leading up into two curling horns on each side of its head. It has four legs tucked up under its body as it flies and two large bat-like wings with a long row of spines leading down its back and shoulders to its tail, which has a long spike on the end that looks reminiscent of a sword. It opens its gaping maw of a mouth once more and a large ball of glowing light appears as it gets bigger and bigger and bigger.
A new figure leaps out of the ocean, grabs the throat of the colossal dragon and slams it face first into the shallower water the dragon's inertia had carried them into. The laser the dragon had charged firing off into the sky harmlessly.
"oh... my... Monty..." Ruby says mostly to herself. "IS THAT A GIANT ROBOT!?"
"Where is this music coming from?" Tulip asks.
"He built THAT?!" June yells to herself in shock.
The robot in question is EASILY over 100 feet tall and is pained black and red, its legs lead upwards into backwards knees with some small spikes leading off the part where it bends again and goes up to the thigh. It has two long blades leading down its arms, slightly imbedded into it, starting at the wrists and ending at the elbows, leaving a small point that pokes out when the elbow is bent. The shoulders have 3 small red spikes on each, pointing up towards the sky.
On its back is two large cylinders that lead down and abruptly stop, only for a smaller spike at the center to extend slightly farther, the top seeming to fold in on itself, with another small spike leading out.
Its head is... pretty normal actually... it looks kind of like a normal head, but with no noticeable features and a deep, blood red, stained glass window covering where the face should be.
"Wait! WAIT A MINUTE!" Ruby shouts. "You know who built that!?"
"Uhhh... no?" June says trying to play it off.
"Tell me..." Ruby deadpans... "Tell me so I may find whoever build this AWESOME machine and become their friend..."
"Girlfriend..." She Quietly whispers to herself, only to be drowned out by a loud.
*CLANG*
The robot reared its fist back and punched the large grimm in the face, grabbing one of the horns, then brings up its knee and slams it into the kaiju grimm's chin.
The dragon swings its bladed tail downward at the mech, only for it to be blocked by the blades on the robot's arms. The metal creaks as it slowly forces the tail back then punches the grimm in the face with its other arm.
While the grimm is stunned, a bit of the robot's chest opens up... Exposing several large barrels that are pointed directly at the hulking monster of a grimm. It unleashes a barrage of 30 shots at the dragon, most hitting purely because of its size, causing it to be launched backwards into the water and when it hits the ocean, creating a massive wave of water that flows towards the beach.
'tch... damnit Sean...' June thinks to herself as she watches the 10-foot-tall wall of water slowly approaching herself and her friends.
June discretely freezes all of the water before it reaches the shore, creating a large bump of ice out in the ocean. "We need to go... NOW..."
The robot rushes forward toward the downed creature and stomps on its chest, only to lean back abruptly... as a laser beam passes through the area its head had been seconds earlier. The mecha stumbles back slightly as the grimm moves under it, then swings its long-bladed tail towards the chest of the mech.
*Clang*
The blades imbedded in the robot's arms flick outwards and parry the tail, the force of the attack causing the mech to step back.
"What?!" Ruby asks "WHYYYY? I WANT TO SEE HOW THE FIGHT FINISHES!"
"I think we are just getting in the way..." Tulip quietly says as she tries to tug on Ruby's arm.
"Oh, hey kiddos..." Qrow says as he walks up. "What the hell is going on over here..."
"R-ROBOT!" Ruby exclaims as she stares at the large construct drooling slightly.
"Ah jeez... I thought he was joking when he said that..." Qrow sighs to himself. "I guess I should be glad he was serious..."
"WAIT... YOU KNOW WHO BUILT THAT?!" Ruby shouts as she places all of her attention onto Qrow. "Tell me..."
'to be honest... I didn't think this would work this well...' I think to myself as I avoid another slash from the colossal dragon, or 'Alduwiener' as I like to call him... 'names shouldn't really matter for this thing if I am going to be honest... I am going to kill it regardless if I have to do so in the mech, or out...'
It extends its wings outward and takes to the sky.
"heh... I thought you would do that you bastard..." I say to myself as I activate one of the things I added to the mech.
*FUUUUEEEE* the cylinders on the back of my robot start making a loud noise as air is sucked through the top and a large gout of fire shoots out the bottom.
"Jet thrusters motherfucker!" I exclaim as I launch up into the air after it. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
[Sean... I know this is literally a dream come true... but you don't need to cackle like a fucking psycho while you fly around in your death mech...]
"LET ME HAVE THIIIIIISSSS" I shout as we close in distance.
I punch forward with one of my arms, the blade still extended, the blade piercing the left arm of the grimm and making it hang by a small amount of flesh as I flick my arm upwards.
I retract the blades back into my arm and activate the third weapon I added to the mech. A panel on both shoulders slowly slides open, moving the spikes with it.
*Chink* *FWOOSH*
Several missiles fly out of the now open part of the armor, creating blue explosions and mist all over the body of the dragon.
The dragon falls out of the cloud of mist, large clusters of ice covering its wings. It hits the water as the panels slide back into place and I flip out both blades again, then I start to dive down after it.
*Thump-Shlick*
The blades pin it to the ground, a blade in each of its shoulders, the chest opens again to reveal the cannons again, it fires repeatedly at its face in point blank range, causing massive damage and temporarily stunning it.
I move back slightly to avoid another laser shot at my head, then I dive to the side to avoid a slash that was seriously too close for comfort.
It rises above me and brings up its remaining arm to slash down at me, however, I kick the grimm in the chest, allowing me to get back on my feet, then I lean to the side to avoid another laser that destroys a nearby sea stack.
"Ugh... if I get hit by ANY of these attacks I will have to rebuild a lot of this... so... LETS END THIS NEPTEP!"
[you are getting kind of intense about this... YEAH! LET'S KILL THE BITCH!]
I point the hand towards the grimm and the hand splits down the middle and the halves shift backwards leaving a gap in between the arm halves. Sparks of electricity cascade down the halves and flash every now and then.
"Railgun..." I say as I push a red button.
A projectile passes through the gap in less than a millisecond, easily breaking the sound barrier and causing the air around it to heat up massively. It soars towards the grimm's chest, going into it...
*BOOOOOM*
The island shakes from the force of the projectile detonating inside the large dragon. It lets out a single roar of agony as it falls forward with a gaping hole inside its chest... to put it into perspective... it kind of looks like what would happen when a regular person was shot by an anti-tank rifle, a hole large enough to put a (Kaiju sized) Basketball through its chest...
It stumbles to one knee and tries to resist its slow and painful death, letting out a roar of defiance before flopping forward into the shallow waters, black smoke billowing out through the back of its chest.
Ost: End
"Well... that was... a thing..." I say to myself as I start walking out into the ocean. 'everything is closed... and stuff like that... so once I get under the water, I can teleport away...'
The top of the head is finally submerged.
*Pop*
"Okay... I finished parking it... now to go home..."
[By the way... you should start feeling some AGONY in about 30 seconds...] Neptune says as she pops up beside me in her own tab
I blankly stare into her eyes... then teleport home and curl up into a ball in the bathroom.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" I get cut off by an intense feeling of nausea so I quickly stumble over to the toilet and barf horribly.
'VOMIT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE RED!'
I feel another wave of nausea.
*Bleeeuuurrrggghh*
My ringtone starts playing.
I slowly pick up my scroll and answer. "Slowly dying child here... who do I have the pleasure of speaking to..."
"Sean?! Are you okay!?" June worriedly shouts through the scroll.
"Im FIII-" I get cut off by myself puking again.
"Sean?!" June shouts. "What's wrong!?"
"Puke isn't supposed to be red..." I quietly mumble.
"WHAT!?" She asks.
"MY INSIDES ARE MUSH JUNE!" I shout. "At least I got the nausea out of my system..."
"Where are you?!" She asks.
"Home..." I deadpan.
"Do you need me to come home?!" She asks in a panicked tone.
"you know... I feel... tired..." I say to myself.
*Thump*
"Sean?!" June asks.
"If this is a joke Sean... it isn't funny..." She says.
"Oh Monty..." She quietly says to herself before hanging up abruptly.
I sit up a place that looks to be made of complete darkness... even with my dark vision I can barely see anything... no distinct features like walls, doors, or windows...
"…"
"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!" I shout into the darkness.
"Welcome adventurer... to-" A voice begins in the darkness.
"Neptune what the fuck are you doing?" I ask into the darkness.
"Noth- Uh- I mean- I know not of the one called... Neptune... even though she sounds like a smexy adorable person..." The voice says.
"Mhmm..." I skeptically hum. "Well, if you don't know her I can tell you how much of an annoying bitch she is... I mean seriously who in their right mind would attempt to get me to date my sister..."
"H-hey... we shouldn't talk about people when they aren't here..." The voice stutters.
"That's not even the worst part... I mean what kind of voice in your head talks about getting some girl to molest you when you are asleep..." I shrug into the darkness.
"Oh shit... you were awake for that?" The voice quietly says to herself. "UH- thou shall not speak of LEWD stuff in my presence..."
"Don't even get me started on her casually telling me to get a harem every now and then..." I continue.
"That's it!" The voice shouts. "I'll smack your shit, Sean!"
A non-chibi version of Neptune (Not Purple Heart... her regular form) walks out of the shadows and slaps me.
"Your baby hands don't really hurt me much..." I casually state.
"RRRRR" she growls as she flicks my nose as hard as she could and starts pinching my cheek.
"AH MY FUCKIN NOS- NO! LET GWO!" I shout in pain as she pinches my cheeks.
"Say you are sorry!" She exclaims as she pinches with more force.
"I'm Sowwy, it was jus a joke!" I shout before she lets me go and I drop to the floor.
"You're mean..." I say as quietly scoot away from her.
"And taller than you..." She smugly states. "I am a TALL 4-foot-9... and you are a SMALL 4-foot-3..."
"That is like... 6 fucking inches!" I shout.
"6 inches, is pretty big..." She says as she winks at me.
"Huh?" I tilt my head.
"Did you-" She begins. "…"
"Did you seriously not get the joke?" She asks.
I look at the dark floor for a second before I look up. "No, not really..."
"S-seriou-" She begins.
"OOOOH- EWWW!" I say finally realizing the joke. "You freaking wierdo..."
"Wait... I got off track..." Neptune says to herself as she coughs into her fist. "Welcome to YOUR MINDSCAPE!"
"Why am I here?" I ask.
"Piloting the thing really fucked up your body... so now you will stay here with me while your body is fixing itself... this seems a lot more fun than just blacking out for a few days, right?" She says.
"It does seem a bit more enjoyab- WAIT! A FEW DAYS!?" I shout.
"Yep... I said your body was REALLY fucked up... remember?" She says as an armchair appears out of thin air and she sits down. "I thought you puking like a GALLON of blood would have been a bit of a red flag for you..."
"…"
"Sit..." She says as she points to another chair that is slowly appearing, facing the same direction as her own.
"Uh- okay?" I say in a confused tone as I take a seat.
A few seconds pass.
"So... uh... what are we doing?" I ask.
A flat screen tv appears with an Xbox beside it, then two controllers appear out of thin air, one falls into Neptune's lap, and one falls into mine.
"We are going to play a game you haven't played in a LOOOONG time Sean..." She says as she turns on the xbox and the game starts immediately.
"So, you want to hear another story, eh? …. one where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance?" The tv starts.
'wait... this seems familiar- wait a minute...'
"If not, too bad, I'm telling you anyway..." It says. "First, there was a vault... an alien prison opened by a mystical key... to the warriors who opened it, the vault was a container of tentacles and disappointment... they vanished into the wastelands, certain that the vault had no treasure at all..."
'OH MY GOD YEEEEES! I never thought I would be able to play this again!'
"They were wrong..." The tv states.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-'
Huh... a lot of people say a dragon pet would be nice... also, WOW 100,000 views! That is a huge milestone!
Guest Reviews:
Cf96: "I'm going to love what happens next aren't I "
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I dunno... did you?
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Anonymous: "LLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEE!
Check the 'meta argument about whether or not the MC is a Mary Sue' off the bucket list.
"What did you get today?"
"Soup."
"I thought you were buying clothes?"
"I was. I got soup while I was doing it."
"What do you mean you 'got soup' while you were buying clothes?"
"It means I got soup."
"Yeah, but why?"
"It was the only thing the store has in stock."
"Wait, wait - you're saying that you were buying clothes... but the only thing the store was selling was soup?"
"Yeah."
"How in the seven hells does that make any sense?!"
"I dunno. I was just there."
"*INCOHERENT ANGRISH*"
Why the hell did I even write this?"
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Why did you write this?
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Guest 001: "First of all, I said weak, as in lacking strength. Not week as in *RING*! *RING*! *RING*! Hello? (little girl's voice) "seven days"
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Aaaaaannnnyways.
I was not calling you weak for needing sleep. We all get weak and addled without it. I was saying that sleep will restore your strength."
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I know .3. I was making a joke.
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Well... I just finished making chapter 31... and a new character appears... Until next time!
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