The Maelstrom's Revenge

A/N: I really couldn't believe that I wrote an entire chapter, almost 2k words, about an encounter that last like 5 minutes in canon. I'm proud of myself, well, Naruto's identity is revealed to team 7, I'm not sure what to do with that honestly. I feel to lethargic to write about the Sandaime scolding Naruto about attacking Leaf Ninja on missions. Anyway, I'm not going to skip over part one of the Chunin Exams, simply because Naruto is smarter and has more abilities in this fic and could pass the exams easy this time through. I got an idea for a bit of humor, I can't remember where, but I've read it somewhere and I'm sorry I can't give credit to whoever did it first. So if someone has read the bit of humor with Ibiki in this chapter in another fic, please leave me a review telling me what the story was and who the author was so I can give credit where it is due. Oh and I've gotten a PM or two regarding Naruto's looks, specifically his hair. One guy is having a hard time imagining it. Just imagine Itachi's hair, but blond. Also, I forgot to mention, but Naruto had his contact lenses in his eyes last chapter, to hide his dead-giveaway eyes from team 7. Haha, I think my authors notes are getting longer. Anyway, on with the chapter.

Naruto and his team, (we will call them Team Chigiri), were on their way to the academy for the first part of the Chunin Exams. Naruto had taken his contacts lenses out to serve as intimidation in the Exams. He lead the way to the academy, as he was the only one who knew the way to the academy already. He had spent countless hours as a toddler standing outside this very school, dreaming of being a ninja. He realized now how naïve he was. It's not enough to dream, he has to make it happen on his own. Back to the present time, they had just gotten to the second floor, which had a ridiculously easy Genjutsu on it to weed out the weak among the Genin. Naruto inwardly smirked. Anyone who would fall for such a low-level Genjutsu doesn't deserve to be a ninja in the first place. He decided to watch the show as he saw two "Genin" stopped the Genin from entering the room they were in front of.

"Look," They said. "This Exam isn't for babies, such as yourself. You could die here, we're doing you a favor really."

The arrogant Uchiha in the room lunged at them, the first "Genin" lunging towards him as well and a green blur blocked both of their kicks with ease. This green blur looked up and revealed itself as a bob-haired kid in a god-awful green jumpsuit. Naruto winced at the outfit. 'How distasteful.'

Some other random kid decided it was a good opportunity to attack the Genin blocking their way, only to see a blond kid in a black and red outfit appear in front of him an block the kick he aimed his way.

His head was tilted slightly downward, his hair blocking his eyes from view.

"It's really not wise to attack Chunin from your own village, isn't that right you two?"

The two supposed Genin burst into smoke and revealed themselves to be none other than Izumo and Kotetsu.

"Heh, how did a Genin figure us out?" Kotetsu inquired.

"One who has seen hell, and come back for revenge." He lifted his head up and everyone gasped at his eyes. Many of them trying, and failing to dispel a Genjutsu. Most wondering what happened to him, and a few, Kiba included, wishing they had eyes like that. Izumo and Kotetsu had been two of the very few Chunin informed of Kiri assistance in the upcoming invasion. After seeing this kid, they were glad he was on their side (author snickers).

Naruto simply looked around the room at all of them, taking in all their reactions before bursting into a puff of smoke. One floor above them, a stoic Naruto allowed himself a smirk. Mental picture, friggin priceless.

Team Chigiri were already in the correct room on the next floor. They were patiently waiting for the Exam to start, not expecting more than a few teams to make it up here from here on out. Imagine their surprise when, not even 5 minutes later, what appeared to be all the Genin from the floor below spilled into the room. A few saw Naruto in the far corner of the room and gave him a few assorted looks. The spandex clad boy challenged Naruto to a match, only for Naruto to tell him to get permission from the examiners first, just in case it was against the rules. The boy proceeded to compliment him on his "most youthful idea" and run back to his team yelling something about running around Konoha on his hands. Naruto's eyes twitched at what he just saw.

'I digress, they're all fucking insane. And I kill people for fun!'

He witnessed the entire incident with Kabuto and the Rookie 9, his eyes narrowed as he noticed he had mission specs and Genin stats, something that no one below Chunin level should even be considered being allowed access to. Also, the boy smelled like snakes. Taking these things into account, he decided to teach the boy a lesson the first chance he gets. Even as he said this, the Oto nin across the room attacked. The mummy looking one seemed to miss, only for Kabuto's glasses to break right before he threw up on the floor.

All of a sudden, an intimidating looking man appeared in a puff of smoke, flanked by two Chunin.

"Hey you two Oto ninja! Do you want to fail already!"

The mummy apologized giving a lame excuse about being carried away.

"Well, I suppose this is as good of a time to warn you as any. There will be no fighting without an examiners permission, even when permission is granted, killing your opponent is not allowed, unless given permission by Hokage-sama himself!"

Lee raised his hand.

"What the hell do you want Jolly Green Giant!"

Everyone snickered at the nickname, but Lee ignored it.

"Ibiki-san. I would like permission to fight that man over there!" he pointed to Naruto, who was leaning against the wall, head down.

"Hmm, well this Exam will be boring, I suppose some excitement would do us all some good. I'll allow it! Do you accept Momochi-san!"

Naruto didn't appear to answer, then he looked up after feeling everyone looking at him. He had earphones in his ears again. He took one out.

"I'm sorry, did you say something?"

Team 7 and Lee face vaulted. All four of them thinking of Kakashi. Lee yelled to him about his "hip young attitude" and Ibiki simply repeated the question.

"Do you accept Rock Lee's battle challenge?"

Naruto thought for a second and then decided.

"Sure, I could use some excitement."

Everyone was moved to the room next door, which was a sparring room.

They two stood across from each other, Lee in his Goken Stance and Naruto shifted his weight into a stance only a few there has seen before. As all of the Jonin Sensei were outside the room, they were allowed into the room. Baki, the Suna Siblings sensei, watched Naruto shift into his stance and his eyes widened, along with Kakashi, Asuma, and Ibiki. They recognized this stance, but there's no way a foreign ninja could know this stance, could he?

A/N: Muwahahahahaha and there's a bit of a cliffhanger. Why? Cuz I'm evil. Someone asked me to cut back on them, and I tried, but there aren't that many placed to stop if I leave out cliffhangers. Not if I wanna update regularly. Oh, and a reminder that the poll for a threesome later is up. There's a pretty clear winner so far, but there have been a few votes for a threesome with Katsumi. Seeing as I'm a bit of a fan of Narutocest, I might write that as a one-shot, seeing as I doubt it's gonna win. No promises though. I had planned on having that Humor thing with Ibiki this chapter, but it'll have to be next chapter. You'll know it when you see it. Anyway, hope you enjoyed. Sen Ningyu no Sasori, OUT!