Hey Prussia,

I wanted to know, who are you dating? I mean, there's this site, and there's a bunch of stories of you and Canada, you and Russia, you and Austria, you and Hungary, you and my dad (England), and you and your brother. So who is it?

-Maria Kirkland, Bermuda

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Bermuda,

What site is this? That's really not awesome. Me and Hungary? I'd get an unawesome frying pan to the head every day! Me and Russia? ... Me and that prissy aristocrat? Pfft. I'll admit it's fun to make fun of him, but we're just awesome friends. Me and England? Kesesesese! That's funny! Me and Birdie? That's okay since we are friends, but he's with Netherlands. Me and West? ... West has Ita... And that's just... Ew...

Ah... It's none of them.

~Prussia

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Mein Gott! I died when I read this!