I do not own Naruto! ^^

I am truly very sorry for missing all the one-shots I had promised to post on special occasions:'( SO as just a totally random chapter I am writing up a GUESSING GAME! :) I've tried not to make it to obvious who is who so I hope you have a laugh reading it/trying to figure out who is who. ^^ (Had to cut out some of the characters habits, sorry ^^ Zetsu and Kakuzu are a little bit more obvious than the othes I'm afriad ^^)


"How the hell could I lose to that mad-man, huh? Everyone knows that Earth beats lightning, it's like a LAW!" (1)

"Oh just shut up will you? You should know by now that I canceled that stupid Pokemon law as soon as I came into power." (2)

"I can't believe that little brat had the nerve to summon us just to make us fight. Anyway, I want to get this over with, so get a move on and fight me aready." (3)

"Now now, we won't be able to summon you guys again, so while you're all here why don't we all have a celebration eh?" (4)

"...I refuse to drink alcohol. I am sure that even a corpse such as me can be damaged by such a disgusting drink...Perhaps you should offer some to Tobi?" (5)

(5.5) "Tobi is a good boy. I refuse on behalf of him, if he were to drink his *cough already*cough*damaged*cough* reputation would be ruined. (6) Ah yes, we couldn't possibly let him become a 'bad boy', could we now?"

"Oi oi! Are ya gunna fight or not huh? I want to see some real kick-ass moves before I get dumped back in that hell hole again!" (7)

"Oh dear, I hope they don't smash that new vase I got, it was a present from a certain someone you know?" (8)

"Hmm, they are both long range fighters and are week when it comes to close combat, so it might end up as a tie...I wonder, on which one should I place my bet?" (9)

The battle between the two was the battle of epicness. After all the explosions, punches, kicks, wedgies, stamp-on-foot-with-heel tactics and of course the underestimated childish insults, the battle ended just as most of the Akatsuki had expected.

A-and it's a...DRAW!

random unknown people say "NOOOOOOOOO!"/ "heh, too predictable."


ehe^^ I really hope it isn't too obvious ^^ Anyway, this is my way of hopefully making somone laugh (somehow) and saying sorry for the lack of one-shots. Any one-shots will be posted as a bonus of this series of randomness so that they will be easy to find ^^

I really hope this makes you laugh, If it does make you laugh then COMMENT!

And of course you have to comment to tell me who you think is who too! ^^ I put numbers next to each different person so just put something like "Deidara = 6" okay? (he doesn't = 6 though ^^) and in Zetsu's case you'll have to choose which his dark and light side too k? (you can probaby figure him out just by looking at teh nnimbers XP)

BYE BYEZ! ^^

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