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(It's tough to be a bug)
The 2 stood on a stage inside the parks icon, the tree of life. Right now they were the size of an stood in front of a leaf with the name 'It's tough to be a bug' eaten through it. An ant named Flik showed climbed down from the roots of the tree to greet them
"Hello kids, my name is Flik, and welcome to the tree of life theater, just like every other show i do, I make you honorary bugs, for the show at least, congratulations" said Flik
"Thanks, we know who you are we've seen your movie" said Rancis
"Take it from an ant, it's tough to be a bug. But over the past million years bugs have come up with unique survival techniques from humans like you" said Flik
The leaf sign rose up into the ceiling and crawling into the room behind them was a big hairy red spider
"For example, deep in the jungles of south america, there is a bug, well technically he's an arachnid you see, and-
The 3 looked behind them and screamed when they saw the spider looking at them evilly. The spider laughed
"What is that thing?" asked Vanellope
"Chile, i really hate it when you do that, that i hate" said Flik
"Sorry Flik, sorry kids" said Chile
"Chilean tarantulas, like my friend chile here, shoot poison quills at their enemies, with deadly, accuracy" said Flik before dragging the kids away
"I never miss" said Chile
3 acorn weevils brought in a web full of acorns and a slingshot. They loaded an acorn onto the slingshot
"Pull" shouted Chile
The acorn fired and Chile shot it with a poison quill which made it explode into pieces
"Lucky shot" said Rancis
"Come on keep em comin, chile's on a role" said Chile
A weevil who was holding an acorn got stuck to the slingshot. When it fired he flew out of the way causing chile to miss
"Hey watch it" shouted the weevil
Chile fired another quill
"You're messing up my act, HOLD STILL" said Chile angrily
"Buzz off" said the weevil before flying over the kids
Chile fired multiple poison quills at the weevil. A few almost hit the kids, they ducked for cover behind a rock
"In case you haven't noticed 4 eyes, YOU MISSED" shouted the weevil before blowing a rasberry at chile and flying away
"HEY, no one makes a fool of chile man. Come back here and DIE LIKE A BUG" shouted Chile as he went after the weevil
"All the acts aren't gonna be like this are they?" asked Vanellope
"Only on busy days, lets move onto another bug shall we?" asked Flik
"Let's do that" said Vanellope
Something began cutting through a door in the tree
"This next bug is a soldier termite who defends his mound with acid, that's right, acid. He's buff, he's ready, and he's-
The 3 were startled when the door collapsed and standing behind it was the termite who quickly walked onto the stage
"And he's ruining our set. You know we have other shows to do" said Flik annoyed
The kids backed up to one corner while flik ran to another corner
"I am a mean, lean, defensive machine, i am the termite-ator" said the termite
"Interesting name" said Vanellope
A flea from backstage laughed
"You couldn't hurt a flea" shouted the flea
"Oh no?" asked the termite
The termite-ator spit acid at the poor flea which caused him to run and scream in pain
"I detect more intruders" said the termite looking at the 2
"I don't like how he's looking at us" said Rancis scared
Flik ran up to the termite
"No no no no no they're not intruders, no they're honorary bugs" said Flik
The termite pushed him away
"NO, intruders must be terminated, no exceptions" said the termite
Vanellope grabbed Rancis's hand and glitched out of the way as the termite-ator spit his acid at the 2. Vanellope glitched everywhere she could to avoid the deadly acid. The termite-ator stopped firing when he ran out of acid
"Oh shoot, i ran out of ammo"
the termite-ator began to walk towards the door he destroyed, but not before giving the 2 an evil look
"I'll be back" said the termite
Flik came out of hiding and took the 2 towards a dug out ditch
"You'll want to stay here for this part, our next bug is a silent but deadly bug in the animal world, the stink bug" said Flik
A stingbug walked onto the stage and aimed her butt at a flower 2 weevils had planted for her
"This should be good" said Vanellope
"HEY, COME BACK HERE MAN!" shouted Chile from in a tunnel
The weevil he was chasing flew into the flower and got petals all over him. He flew above the 3
"NEVER, you'll never catch me" shouted the weevil
The stinkbug aimed at him
"Take cover" shouted Vanellope
"She's gonna blow" shouted Flik
"Blow? who's gonna blow?" asked the weevil
The stinkbug fired its gas at the weevil
"Oh boy" said the weevil
Rancis, Vanellope, and Flik covered their noses as the weevil got sprayed with the stinky gas and collapsed into a tunnel
"Claire, you got to lay off the churros" said Flik to the stinkbug "Our next act is-
Hopper from the movie A Bugs Life crashed down into the theater a few bugs of his own, black widow spiders and hornets
"Flik, what're these humans doing in here?" asked Hopper angrily
"Oh i made them honorary bugs-
"HONORARY WHAT? They're our biggest enemies" said Hopper
"No, that's not true they're my friends" said Flik
"Friends? Get this loser out of my sight" said Hopper
A beetle grabbed Flik and dragged him away
"Bring in the evidence" said Hopper to the hornets
the hornets unfolded a flyer for an exterminator company
"Friends don't exterminate friends do they? Still don't get it, well then watch this" said Hopper
The hornets turned the flyer around and old movie clips started playing showing giant bugs as monsters in old B-Movie horrors from the 50's
"You humans have always seen us as monsters, if you had it your way you would destroy us all, but you never will. Because we outnumber you 200 million to 1. Maybe it's time you 'Honorary bugs' got a taste of your own medicine, THIS, MEANS, WAR!" shouted Hopper
The hornets flew into the air and awaited Hopper's orders
"Hornets, arm your stingers and attack" shouted Hopper
"I'm going in for the sting" said a hornet
the 2 ran around the theater hoping to escape as the hornets crashed into the walls getting their stings stuck
"That was a close one" said Vanellope
"You're over your targets black widow spiders, JUMP" shouted Hopper
Black widow spiders on webs came down from the ceiling ready to grab the 2 kids. They got on the ground and crawled away to a safe distance. Lucky for them the spiders couldn't get to them because their webs were only so long
"Back off spiders, they're mine" said Hopper angrily
The kids got up only to stand face to face with an angry Hopper
"Sprays, bug bombs, stinky little motels, Nothing can stop us you hear me, nothing" shouted Hopper
A chameleon came out of a tunnel and grabbed Hopper with his tongue and ate him. Hopper flew out of his mouth and flew away with the chameleon after him
"Glad that's over" said Vanellope
"Me too" said Rancis
"Maybe we should bring out the next act" said Flik
"He refuses to come out of his cocoon" said a weevil
"Well then looks like our time has to be cut short, CUE THE FINALE" shouted Flik
8 bumblebees flew out of a tunnel and hovered in the air
"Did i forget to mention reptiles?" asked Flik
"Yeah you did" said Vanellope
"Well they just don't care that it's tough to be a bug, but you guys should, because we make your world, one honey of a place" said Flik pointing to the bees
A spotlight shown on the bees as they prepared their finale song
"We're pollenators, We're pollenators" sang the bees
2 bees gave the kids a giant flower
"If you like vegetables, fresh fruit or flowers, give thanks to us bugs for our marvelous powers" sang the bees before flying away
The 2 ran away from a tunnel as 2 dung beetles came in rolling on giant balls of poop
"If it weren't for the fact, that we like the taste you'd be out there wallowing in shoulder high waste" sang a beetle before rolling
"Shoulder high waste" sang the other beetle before lots of other bugs came on stage
"And If All bugs were wiped off the face of the planet, there'd soon be no humans around here to man it. The best thing about us is you can't live without us still it's tough to be a Bug" sang all the bugs
The weevil came out of a tunnel with a moldy old cupcake that made the 2 cover their noses
"That's disgusting" said Vanellope
"It's a piece of cake" said the weevil
"And it's moldy" said a bug joyfully that sounded like candlehead
The weevil what the bugs wanted
"Oh no you don't" shouted the weevil before flying away with the cupcake
"LET'S EAT" shouted all the bugs as they chased the weevil. The giant leaf sign lowered onto the stage once again
"Well, it still has a few bugs in it but that's our show, and now that you're all honorary bugs, remember, magnifying glasses are for looking at little things, not for burning little things" said Flik as he climbed up the ceiling and towards a hole
"See ya later kids" said Flik
"Bye Flik" said the 2
The doors to the theater opened allowing the kids to exit the tree. As they walked the path out their bodies grew back to their normal size
"Well that was something new" said Vanellope
"Let's not go back in there, unless it's a really good reason" said Rancis
Flik came out of the tree
"Hey kids, hope you enjoyed the show, i'm on break" said Flik before walking towards a snack kart
