So, once again, you guys want fire emblem. I really don't know why, I mean, you guys know I've never played, but hey, sure, why not?
I'll just keep winging it.
So, I hope you guys enjoy, "Smash jokes: Fire emblem (Now including the cheat character, Corrin!)".
ONWARDS!
Amy: It's a scary place, Ike.
Ike:…Do I even want to know where?
Amy: You know, the Corrin field.
Ike:…?
Amy: Ever heard of "Children of the Corrin"?
Ike: I didn't know that Corrin had kids…
Amy:…Fuck it, the punny joke is dead…
Amy: So, Corrin.
Corrin: Hmm? Yes?
Amy: I heard about how your show finished; is that why you're here?
Corrin:…What?
Amy: You know, "Corrin in the house".
Corrin:…Crap, are you the girl that Marth and Ike won't shut up about?
Amy: Hey, Robin.
Robin: Yes
Amy: I take it that you got an A in English.
Robin: Why yes, yes I did.
Amy: Well…that intense reading must have come from somewhere…
Robin:…Fuck…You…
Amy: Umm, no thanks; I don't even know your gender.
Amy: Umm…Roy…
Roy: Yes?
Amy: Well…Umm…You see…My love for you…It's like Marmar…
Roy: *Blushing* U-umm, g-go on?
Amy: Umm…You see…It's dead.
Roy:…*Cries in a corner*
Marth: What the hell did you do!?
Amy: I told him that Marmar was dead!
Marth:…*Following Roy* IT'S OKAY, I'M MISSING HER AS WELL!
Amy:…I'm surrounded by tears…While making jokes!
Amy: Hey, you know someone named Kilala by any chance?
Marth:…Umm…Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Amy: You think she's hot?
Marth: Umm…I mean…y-yes?
Amy: Well, to bad.
Marth:…?
Amy: Chrome's not letting go anytime soon.
Marth:…Don't go there…Ever…
Amy: Hey, Math.
Marth: The hell do you want?
Amy: I know why your store is failing…
Marth: I don't own a…Oh shi-
Amy: WalMarth's logo is an asshole.
Math:…Are you done?
Amy: Nope. This is how I know you're on bottom.
Marth:...!?
Amy: He, Corrin.
Corrin: What?
Amy: Don't get Ike mad.
Corrin:…Why?
Amy: Because-
Ike: IKE SMASH!
Corrin:…I thought you hated her…
Ike: Yah, but I hate cheaters more. I fight for my friends.
Amy: TOMODACHI LIFE!
Ike:…
Corrin:…
Amy:…Fuck you both…
Amy: Hey, Lucina:
Lucina: Yeah?
Amy: I got a question.
Lucina:…What?
Amy: Is Anna's last name "Joy"?
Lucina:…No, Anna's not from Pokemon…
Amy: Hey, dude!
Roy: What!?
Amy: I know the next actor for Batman!
Roy:…Who?
Amy: Gerome.
Roy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Amy:…So, Corrin…
Corrin: What else do you want from me?
Amy: I heard about your game, and after playing it more, I like it bro! It's awesome!
Corrin:…? Oh, did you? Well, that's wonderful-.
Amy: I love playing as Shulk!
Corrin:…Die. In. A. Hole.
Amy: So, fire emblem.
Lucina: Yep.
Amy: Well, gotta say…
Lucina: What?
Amy: Best dating simulator ever.
Lucina:…You…You really are a child…
Amy: Hey, Marth.
Marth: What now?
Amy: You're gay, right?
Marth: W-what? No!
Amy: You sure? Cause…Inigo wants to be manhandled.=
Marth:…Stop it…
Amy: Hey, Ike.
Ike:…?
Amy: What do you get when you cross Corrin and an elf?
Ike:…I don't want to know-
Amy: A LINK!
Link: Fuck, even when you're making fun of the fire emblem characters, you still manage to fit me in!?
Amy: Hey, needed to make sure that this was smash jokes; not just Fire emblem jokes!
Maybe I'll change the name from Smash jokes to Fire Emblem jokes...
Okay, reviewer time; if I made awhole new joke section for Fire emblem (not saying that I will), what would I name it?
Also, if you've got your own ideas for jokes, please put them in the reviews, and I may se them in later chapters!
Well...I've got nothing else to say, so umm...
A-hah, I'd like to know, who is you favorite superhero? I don't know why I ask, I guess I just want to know. One of my favorite guys are Bruce Banner, the green machine himself!
So, just leave it all in the reviews guys.
Till then, bai bai!
