So, once again, you guys want fire emblem. I really don't know why, I mean, you guys know I've never played, but hey, sure, why not?

I'll just keep winging it.

So, I hope you guys enjoy, "Smash jokes: Fire emblem (Now including the cheat character, Corrin!)".

ONWARDS!


Amy: It's a scary place, Ike.

Ike:…Do I even want to know where?

Amy: You know, the Corrin field.

Ike:…?

Amy: Ever heard of "Children of the Corrin"?

Ike: I didn't know that Corrin had kids…

Amy:…Fuck it, the punny joke is dead…


Amy: So, Corrin.

Corrin: Hmm? Yes?

Amy: I heard about how your show finished; is that why you're here?

Corrin:…What?

Amy: You know, "Corrin in the house".

Corrin:…Crap, are you the girl that Marth and Ike won't shut up about?


Amy: Hey, Robin.

Robin: Yes

Amy: I take it that you got an A in English.

Robin: Why yes, yes I did.

Amy: Well…that intense reading must have come from somewhere…

Robin:…Fuck…You…

Amy: Umm, no thanks; I don't even know your gender.


Amy: Umm…Roy…

Roy: Yes?

Amy: Well…Umm…You see…My love for you…It's like Marmar…

Roy: *Blushing* U-umm, g-go on?

Amy: Umm…You see…It's dead.

Roy:…*Cries in a corner*

Marth: What the hell did you do!?

Amy: I told him that Marmar was dead!

Marth:…*Following Roy* IT'S OKAY, I'M MISSING HER AS WELL!

Amy:…I'm surrounded by tears…While making jokes!


Amy: Hey, you know someone named Kilala by any chance?

Marth:…Umm…Yeah. Yeah, I do.

Amy: You think she's hot?

Marth: Umm…I mean…y-yes?

Amy: Well, to bad.

Marth:…?

Amy: Chrome's not letting go anytime soon.

Marth:…Don't go there…Ever…


Amy: Hey, Math.

Marth: The hell do you want?

Amy: I know why your store is failing…

Marth: I don't own a…Oh shi-

Amy: WalMarth's logo is an asshole.

Math:…Are you done?

Amy: Nope. This is how I know you're on bottom.

Marth:...!?


Amy: He, Corrin.

Corrin: What?

Amy: Don't get Ike mad.

Corrin:…Why?

Amy: Because-

Ike: IKE SMASH!

Corrin:…I thought you hated her…

Ike: Yah, but I hate cheaters more. I fight for my friends.

Amy: TOMODACHI LIFE!

Ike:…

Corrin:…

Amy:…Fuck you both…


Amy: Hey, Lucina:

Lucina: Yeah?

Amy: I got a question.

Lucina:…What?

Amy: Is Anna's last name "Joy"?

Lucina:…No, Anna's not from Pokemon…


Amy: Hey, dude!

Roy: What!?

Amy: I know the next actor for Batman!

Roy:…Who?

Amy: Gerome.

Roy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Amy:…So, Corrin…

Corrin: What else do you want from me?

Amy: I heard about your game, and after playing it more, I like it bro! It's awesome!

Corrin:…? Oh, did you? Well, that's wonderful-.

Amy: I love playing as Shulk!

Corrin:…Die. In. A. Hole.


Amy: So, fire emblem.

Lucina: Yep.

Amy: Well, gotta say…

Lucina: What?

Amy: Best dating simulator ever.

Lucina:…You…You really are a child…


Amy: Hey, Marth.

Marth: What now?

Amy: You're gay, right?

Marth: W-what? No!

Amy: You sure? Cause…Inigo wants to be manhandled.=

Marth:…Stop it…


Amy: Hey, Ike.

Ike:…?

Amy: What do you get when you cross Corrin and an elf?

Ike:…I don't want to know-

Amy: A LINK!

Link: Fuck, even when you're making fun of the fire emblem characters, you still manage to fit me in!?

Amy: Hey, needed to make sure that this was smash jokes; not just Fire emblem jokes!


Maybe I'll change the name from Smash jokes to Fire Emblem jokes...

Okay, reviewer time; if I made awhole new joke section for Fire emblem (not saying that I will), what would I name it?

Also, if you've got your own ideas for jokes, please put them in the reviews, and I may se them in later chapters!

Well...I've got nothing else to say, so umm...

A-hah, I'd like to know, who is you favorite superhero? I don't know why I ask, I guess I just want to know. One of my favorite guys are Bruce Banner, the green machine himself!

So, just leave it all in the reviews guys.

Till then, bai bai!