Merged: Watt, Kooper, Blooper, Boshi
"Welcome back to Mario Party Deluxe, the show where reviewers talk epic TRASH about our contestants! We've received 22 votes, 8 being from anonymous peeps, so thank you all once again for contributing your hate to these people!" Mario announced.
"There's no way I'll be voted out! I'm the only girl left! Girl power! Am I right?" Watt spoke in confidence.
"That's not how it works, Watt. You've got a loooooot of things to learn about the real world," Boshi answered.
"That, and the fact that you're annoying as hell makes you a pretty good candidate for elimination!" Mario exclaimed.
"MARIO! Come on, man! If you don't have anything nice to say…THEN SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH!" Luigi yelled.
"Why don't you shut your mouth, you little hypocrite!? Five minutes ago, you told me that Watt is the biggest airhead you've ever met and you couldn't wait till she went away! This all happened backstage!" Mario revealed. Some gasps were heard.
"Wow. I didn't know Luigi could have such a sour mouth!" Blooper shrieked.
"WHAT!? N…no, I never said any of th-that! Quit lying!" Luigi yelled as he shifted his eyes.
"GRRRR! You're lucky there were no cameras back there to catch it! But still, drop the 'holier than thou' act. I don't have to make a list of all the horrible things you've said and done over the years, do I?" Mario winked.
"I'd believe it. Mario is a total trash talker, so I'm sure Luigi inherited at least a little bit of that," Boshi snickered.
"YEAH! You're not innocent, Luigi! You're now my least favorite person next to Diddy Kong because he smells like bananas!" Watt yelled.
"I'm not sure why him smelling like bananas is a bad thing…" Blooper said.
"I like bananas," Kooper randomly commented.
"OKAY STOP! Just…everyone, ignore what just happened and let's get on to the results before I throw a temper tantrum! The only person safe is Blooper!" Luigi yelled.
"Final 3 position is officially locked! I bet all of my bullies and tormentors are just seething with jealousy!" Blooper laughed.
"Or, they probably couldn't care less," Mario commented.
"The next person that has 3 votes and is safe is…Boshi!" Luigi revealed.
"YES! I can almost taste that grand prize!" Boshi cheered.
"Really? How does it taste then? What's the flavor like?" Watt asked.
"Watt…just…you make it EXTREMELY hard for me to not say anything incredibly obnoxious. I'm surprised you weren't the bullied one back in school!" Mario pouted.
"So now the final 2 is here…Watt and Kooper, one of you has 10 votes, and the other has 9…VERY close elimination!" Luigi said in suspense.
"Oh. This doesn't look too good," Kooper plainly said.
"HUH? But, that's, like, super mean! Just for that, I'll vote for the people who voted for me and see how they like it!" Watt exclaimed.
"Oh my god! How horrifying! Whoever voted for run better lock their doors and hide under the bed!" Mario gasped in sarcasm.
"And the person who is eliminated is…
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Watt. Kooper is in the final 3!" Luigi revealed. Cheers were heard all around.
"Oh wow. That was a close call. I think I almost fainted," Kooper said in non-excitement.
"FINALLY! Get this dummyhead out of here!" Mario yelled in relief.
"WHAT!? I'm eliminated!? What did I do wrong though!? Wait…hold on…did I get eliminated because I got the most votes!?" Watt shrieked.
"…Yes, Watt. Yes, you LITERALLY just did a few seconds ago. Can you get the (BLEEP) out of here now!?" Mario growled.
"OH MY GOSH! THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! People get eliminated on this show if they get the highest number of votes, no matter what they did! I think the reason why I got the highest number of votes is because…I say a lot of stupid things, don't I!?" Watt gasped again in realization.
"Yes…you do actually! WOW. Didn't think she would figure that out so soon!" Mario said in surprise.
"Oh man! This is bad! Why didn't anyone tell me about this before!?" Watt sobbed.
"We have! MULTIPLE TIMES!" Boshi answered.
"That is it! From now on, you will see a new Watt! A smarter Watt! I will take all the information I can from Goombario, devour it, and go over it again and again! I will get an A in History class! I'll finally pass my Driver's License test! I'll finally remember what street my house is on! I WILL BE LEGENDARY! I WILL BE…wait, what was I talking about again?" Watt reverted back to her 'regular' self at the end.
Everyone groaned and smacked their foreheads.
"SECURITY, TAKE HER OFF THE STAGE NOW! THIS IS IRRITATING THE CRAP OUT OF ME! NOT LITERALLY!" Mario screamed.
"Can you guys believe it!? We made it to the final three! We have surpassed 23 other people and triumphed over so many obstacles!" Blooper yelled in excitement.
"Yeah, this is pretty neat. I'll be honest though…I didn't expect me nor you two to get this far. I have to say, I'm impressed. I really think being on this show did wonders for all of us," Boshi smiled.
"It truly did. I feel more confident about myself than ever before," Kooper stated. Okay, at this point, you should already know that 99% of everything Kooper says is with zero emotion.
"Wow…I could barely even tell, Kooper…" Blooper said in sarcasm.
"It's still anyone's game though. All 3 of us have a pretty equal chance of winning. All we need to do now is wait till the new challenge begins," Boshi said anxiously.
"Yeah. Sooo…what do you guys wanna do until then?" Blooper asked.
"We could play Truth or Dare," Kooper suggested.
"That's a…random choice there, Kooper, but I'm down! What about you, Bloops?" Boshi asked.
"T-truth or dare!? Oh man…that game has caused me embarrassments so many times in the past…*gulp* b-but I guess I'll play…" Blooper hesitantly agreed.
"SWEET! I'll go first. Truth or Dare, Blooper?" Boshi snickered.
"What!? Why do I get to go first!?" Blooper freaked.
"Because you'd be the funnest to truth or dare!" Boshi laughed.
"I'm NOT going to take that as a compliment. I guess I'll pick…truth," Blooper sighed.
"Okay. So, tell me, what's the baddest thing you've ever done to someone…besides strangling?" Boshi asked with another snicker. Blooper gulped, immediately thinking of the fire incident a while back and trying his hardest to think of something else that didn't make him look like a psychopath. Well, Boshi and Kooper probably thought he WAS one anyways considering he attacked Ms. Mowz for no good reason.
"Uuuummm…well…okay, one time, there was this guy who picked on me a lot for no reason, right? So…one night, I brought some eggs with me and totally egged his car! Then I kicked his left side-view mirror off! Ha…I felt really powerful at that moment, but when I got back home, I was feeling really guilty. Luckily, he never found out it was me, so I got away with it, but I still feel bad for doing that…" Blooper revealed.
"…You just made all that up, didn't you?" Boshi asked in disbelief.
"No, it was for real, I swear! The guy's name was Justin Rebeib and he lived on 765 Watermelon Road! He was a green-spotted toad with eyebrows bushier than a squirrel's tail!" Blooper cried.
"Okay okay, I believe you, but dang! You've got some guts doing that! Then again, bullies DO deserve some karma for bringing all of their teen angst wrath upon others. Your turn," Boshi said.
"Okay…Kooper! Truth or dare?"
"Dare," he answered.
"Hmm…I dare you to smile and say something in a very positive tone!" Blooper smirked.
"Woah. You just went THERE," Boshi widened his eyes.
Kooper cleared his throat. "This is sooooooo completely awesome you guys! We're in the final 3, just mere steps away from winning the prize! I'm so happy that I could munch down an entire deep dish anchovy pizza with ranch dip on the side! Whoever thought that we would EVER make it this far on some trashy reality tv game show!? I hope you guys are prepared for the next challenge because I'm ready to kick some asses and take some names!"
Boshi and Blooper stared at him in shock.
"What. The. (BLEEP)," Boshi spoke.
"WOW! That was…impressive…yet scary, because…well…actually, I don't think there's any word to describe what the hell just happened," Blooper said.
"Kooper…have you been pretending to be boring this entire game?" Boshi asked.
"No, why would you think that," Kooper said, reverting back to his boring tone.
"Because…you just changed there a little TOO easily…and I remember the time you yelled at Flurrie in the Bobsled challenge…" Boshi sounded a bit cautious now.
"Oh. It just came to me out of nowhere, that's all," Kooper responded.
"Now that I think about it…if I remember correctly, you also asked Lakilester a question in an ACTUAL tone on the first episode. Not only that, but you spoke excitedly after your team won the football challenge, and you were screaming in agony when you were hungover and throwing up!" Blooper pointed.
Kooper blinked at them for a few seconds as an awkward silence ensued.
"So it's my turn now. Boshi, truth or dare," he suddenly spoke.
"Uhhhhh…dare…?" Boshi hesitantly responded.
"I dare you to kiss Blooper," Kooper said.
"WHAT!?" the other two yelled in surprise.
"Uhh, no freaking thanks! I'm not homophobic or anything, but I don't think I could EVER kiss a dude! C'mon man! That's not fair! I don't even find him that good looking!" Boshi screamed in disgust.
"Gee, thanks Boshi! As if I already didn't feel insecure about my appearance already!" Blooper whined. "But…truth be told…I HAVE been a bit curious to see what it's like to kiss a guy…"
"OH MY GOD, STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT! KOOPER, TELL ME RIGHT NOW, WERE YOU FAKING THAT BORING PERSONALITY THIS ENTIRE TIME!?" Boshi shrilled.
"I think the challenge is about to start. We should go," Kooper ignored his question and exited the room. Boshi and Blooper sat there in shock and even worry.
"Woah…this has gotten a bit scary…Boshi? What do you think about this?" Blooper asked.
"I…don't know…but that was pretty damn weird. I have a feeling that dude is going to pull something in the challenge. We must be prepared," Boshi replied.
"I see…so…did you still wanna do that dare?"
"HELL NO!"
"So Mario, who do you personally think will win this show?" Luigi asked.
"Who do I THINK will win? Kooper. Who do I WANT to win? None of them," Mario answered.
"…Nice to know you're so supportive of your own contestants," Luigi spat. "But anyways, why do you say Kooper?"
"I say him because…I don't know, I feel like he'll pull some epic move from nowhere and win the game. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time a contestant on here did a total 180, right? What about you?" Mario asked.
"Wow. That's…a bit paranoid of you to say that. For me, I choose Blooper. Even though Boshi is tougher than him, I think he'll get the upperhand in the votes since many still consider him an underdog!" Luigi replied.
"Blooper? Seriously? Excuse me while I go make a vile response to that in my head!" Mario gagged as the two walked out on stage. The three contestants walked out from the other side.
"Welcome back to Mario Party Deluxe, the show where the end is almost nigh! We are down to our final 3. After this episode, the final two will battle it out in a twist that none of you will see coming!" Mario shockingly revealed. Gasps were heard.
"Really? Wh-what would we have to do?" Blooper nervously asked.
"I'm not telling you, dummy! If I said it, then it wouldn't be called a twist, DUH! RANDOMIZER GO!" Mario shouted. Drumroll occurred and the words 'HYDROSTARS' appeared on the back screen.
"That's what you guys will play. The rules are…1. You three will be in your own speedboat out in the ocean. Above your steering wheel will be a compass-like arrow that will direct you to a star marker on the water. Follow the arrow, reach the star marker and continue like this for another four markers. After that, you MUST drive to the finish line to complete the challenge. 2. There are crates all over the waters and if you hit them, you'll slow down, so avoid them at all costs," Luigi explained.
"SWEET! Speeding on the ocean! My favorite thing to do, since there ain't no ocean police to pull you over for going too fast!" Boshi cheered.
"This should be cool," Kooper said.
"Oh yay…speed…my favorite thing in the world…" Blooper sighed in sarcasm.
"Good luck and be strong! Especially you, Blooper! HAHA, JUST KIDDING!" Mario joked and pulled the lever that dropped the three guys into the hell dimension portal- I mean the portal that transported them onto each of their speedboat in the middle of an ocean on a hot and sunny day.
"Oh, this is NICE! I got this in the bag!" Boshi exclaimed.
"Try not to be overconfident, Boshi," Kooper advised.
"What did you just say, bro?" Boshi turned his head to him.
"Um…th-there's not any sharks out here, right? RIGHT!? MARIO AND LUIGI SHOULD REALLY GIVE US ANY WARNINGS OF THERE BEING SHARKS IN THE WATER BEFORE SENDING US OUT HERE!" Blooper wailed.
"START!"
The three put the pedal to the metal and followed their arrows to the first star marker.
"WOOOAAAAHHHH! THIS IS SUPER FAST! WHY DOESN'T THIS THING HAVE SEAT BELTS!?" Blooper screeched as he was speeding uncontrollably all over the place. Meanwhile, Boshi and Kooper were head to head in the lead, both going at the top most speed.
"Wow Kooper! I don't think I've ever seen you look so focused before! But I thought your face has remained the same ever since the day you were born?" Boshi taunted.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Kooper responded. As the two approached the star marker, Kooper slammed his speedboat into Boshi's, making Kooper pass through the star marker and Boshi swerve around it. Kooper immediately turned his boat around and started heading to the next star marker.
"AH! THAT LITTLE…GRRRRR! Fine, that little punk wants to play rough? WELL, LET'S GET ROUGH THEN!" Boshi roared, turned his speedboat around, went max speed through the star marker and swerved right towards the next star marker. Blooper immediately followed, going through the marker, turning around, and going the same way.
Kooper turned his head around, noting the great amount of distance from him and Boshi.
"Excellent, I'm in the lead. This should be a quick game," Kooper said to himself. He turned back around, only to meet a floating crate.
"Uh oh."
CRASH!
Kooper's speedboat piled through the box, immediately slowing it down and rocking it back and forth. As Kooper tried to get himself back on track, Boshi passed by him.
"HAHAHAHAHA! LOSER!" Boshi laughed as he reached the second star marker. He turned his speedboat to the right and started heading to the third.
"Oh. This is very unfortunate," Kooper said. Blooper caught up with him and rammed his speedboat into his, veering him off the path to the second star marker.
"Sorry! But I must do everything I can to win! Plus, you kinda deserved it for ramming into Boshi…" Blooper guiltily yelled. He reached the second star marker.
"Hmm. I see. Time for another plan I guess," Kooper said. He put max speed in his boat and went through the second star marker.
Boshi reached the third star marker and swerved right around, but managed to hit a box during the swerve.
"AH (BLEEP)! Reminds me of that time I screwed up my car's rear end while swerving fast in the parking lot! Those goddamn cops ruined my day!" Boshi yelled. He saw Blooper coming in to the third star marker closer and closer so he had to pick up the pace again. He floored it and kept going while Blooper reached the third star marker and Kooper was only a few feet behind. As Blooper swerved to turn around, Kooper went through the marker and rammed into Blooper's boat, pushing it into a box, slowing him down a lot.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! How rude! I could've fallen over and died!" Blooper over-exaggerated. Kooper had no response as he turned around and sped to the fourth star marker. Blooper regained control and went after him.
Boshi turned his head around very briefly, only to see Kooper catching up to him.
"(BLEEP)! This bastard is more cunning than I ever thought! I CANNOT LET HIM WIN THIS!" Boshi exclaimed. He went through the fourth marker, slowed down to make himself turn around without hitting any boxes, and jetted straight forward towards the fifth marker.
Kooper came by right afterwards and passed through the fourth marker, turned around, still at max speed, ALMOST hitting a box, but evaded it and kept going forward, closing the gap between him and Boshi.
"Crap! Isn't there a speed booster around here that can accelerate my speed! I'm totally going to lose!" Blooper cried, noting how far ahead the other two were. He passed through the fourth marker and turned himself around.
Boshi reached the fifth star marker, and as he turned his speedboat around, Kooper passed through it as well, and rammed into him!
"AAAAAHHHHH! YOU PIECE OF TRASH! I. REFUSE. TO. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!" Boshi roared with fiery determination his eyes and floored it again as did Kooper. The two were neck and neck, heading to the finish line. It was EXTREMELY close…
"FINISH!"
Boshi and Kooper slowed down their speedboats and looked at each other.
"Uhh…who won?" Kooper asked.
"I'm not sure. Could it have been a tie?" Boshi wondered.
Blooper finally passed through the finish line. "Nooooooooooo! Man…oh well…I suck at racing games anyways. That probably explains why I always end up placing last on the Mario Kart Wii wi-fi races!"
The three were transported back to the game room.
"Alright, what gives? Who the hell won?" Boshi demanded to know.
"Don't get your undies in a twist, man! We have the photo finish right here!" Mario spat. The pic of the two crossing the finish line was shown on the back screen. Everyone gasped as they clearly saw Boshi a couple inches further, actually REACHING the finish line.
"Well, there you have it! Boshi is the winner! He's going through to the finale!" Luigi cheered and so did the audience.
"YES! AW YEAH! IN YOUR FACE! TRY TO CONTAIN YOUR ANGER, KOOPER!" Boshi laughed and jumped in victory.
"…I see…so this is how the end will be…" Kooper whispered.
"Sigh…well…I guess we'll see who the audience wants to see win this game then for the next poll," Blooper whimpered in low confidence.
"Awesome. So, viewers, vote on the poll between Blooper and Kooper, the rhyming pair, for who you want gone! Next episode will be part one of the season finale! You do NOT want to miss it! Many surprises and twists will happen in both parts so better grab some popcorn as you soon as you're able to watch it! See you next time on Mario Party Deluxe!" Mario concluded.
EOC.
YAY! The end is almost here everyone! Like 'Mario' said, the grand finale will be split into two parts. All the contestants will be coming back, along with a few more characters, and it will all be totally chaotic! That's all I'll reveal about the finale since much more happens, but I'm excited to start writing it really soon!
But now…on a more serious note, I want to rant about something real quick. I have received a couple of reviews telling me to basically hurry my ass up and finish the chapter already. This has happened on here and on Mushroom Wars. First off, telling me to hurry up and whining about what's taking so long is NOT going to make me finish it faster. Secondly, I have work AND school AND helping out my mom so that takes up A LOT of my time so I simply cannot work on my fics 24/7. Thirdly, from now on, all anonymous reviews will be 'moderated', meaning that any anonymous review that seems hostile towards me and/or telling me to hurry up and/or whining about what's taking so long will be denied for submission. My life does NOT revolve around fanfiction (even though sometimes I wish it did, sad to say) so I CANNOT work on my stories all the time, so I find it EXTREMELY disrespectful that there are people telling me to hurry up and being all impatient for no good reason. If you're gonna criticize me, please, for the love of god, criticize anything BUT how long I take to update. That is ridiculous. If I'm taking A LOT longer to update than usual, then I will let you guys know in my profile. But, you already know the reason for why I'm updating approximately every two weeks, so I do not need to explain myself any more. And yes, I DID underestimated the amount of studying and college work I had to do, so that part is on me and I apologize for that. But, if I continue to get more anonymous reviews like this, I'll just simply stop allowing anonymous reviews on my stories all together. Rant over. Venting ended. Have a jolly day.
