Hey beautiful people. So I her eis another chapter ready to go, its heavy on the singing and heavy on Schue bashing. So be warned. It's been hectic for me that last couple of weeks I hope this makes up for it:) THanks guys for all the great reviews they always motivate me to write more. But yes I am talking to much. Enjoy!
Santana impatiently tapped her fingers on her thigh as she stared at the entrance to McKinley High. She hated it, with every fibre of her being. But yet there she was. 'Fucking hell hole with nothing but reject retards.' She grumbled softly.
'Considering that you and I also go here I take offence.' Rachel dryly remarked having managed to sneak up on Santana. Something that didn't happen very often at all.
Santana rolled her eyes leave it to Rachel to take offence at her personal musings. 'Whatever Dwarf. Where is Brit?'
'Right here.' Brittany poked Santana's side making her jump. 'Hey San.'
'Jesus fucking hell Brit! You scared the shit out of me.' Santana groused loudly but linked her pinkies with Brittany. She pursed her lips, now how to do this.
'Nothing more is out there.' Rachel said softly, she had put alerts on Quinn and Jordan's names so she would be alerted if and when a new article came out about them. Thus far there were only a few articles out on the web and they were nothing more than very vague blurbs. 'Maybe no one saw anything.'
'Yea probably true if JewFro wasn't here. You know he hounds Quinn something fierce.' Santana glared at the doors again. Ok lets do this shit. 'Lets go bitches. I gots some people to terrorize.'
'Oh this is going to be interesting.' Rachel muttered, and she waved Tina over. They were still all sticking to Santana. I wonder what she means though. That look I know, she has something up her sleeve.
'Ok so exactly why are we all strategically placed all over the hall?' Jess whispered to Lacy. She kinda liked her, and Lacy had spent the better part of the weekend explaining McKinley politics.
'Cause something is up, and Santana might need back up. And I like this new Cheerio dynamic a hell of a lot more than the old one.' Lacy said truthfully, all of the other Cheerio's felt the same. Glee is fun, well without the gleeks.
Jess frowned, how the hell did Lacy even know that? 'Ok?'
Lacy grinned, Jess was so naïve when it came to McKinley. And what is up with all the rainbow straddling women in this school? I mean I have no problem, but fuck this school is like so gay. 'Haven't you seen everyone whispering and JewFro looks positively gleeful. And that translates into something going down.'
'I guess we'll find out.' Jess motioned to the door when it slammed open and Santana watched in. Now there was someone that looked like she was in the mood for a fight. Oh lord, whoever is stupid enough to get in her way is dead meat.
Lacy cackled when she saw Santana. And the devil is back! Woohoooo this is going to be so much fun. 'Yip, now just lean back and enjoy.'
'You are seriously disturbed.' Jess muttered, but had to admit that a pissed of Santana was fun to watch. 'You do know that she is going to kill us at practise, right?'
'Yea but it's a small price to pay. Besides you get used to it.' Lacy shrugged, Santana made them who they were. They wouldn't be half as good without her or Coach. So torture or not they all respected her.
Santana's eyebrow arched, she shook her head smirking. This new Cheerio attitude was odd, but nice. 'So ladies where to, and who am I walking first?' She asked, she was keeping that up since there was no way she was letting anyone mess with any of them.
'Me, me, me!' Brittany jumped up and down excitedly, she had the class furthest away so it would only make sense that they went there first.
Santana chuckled and pulled Brittany into a one armed hug. 'Ok Brit Brit you first then.'
'Hey!' Artie snarled as Santana and the girls made their way past him. 'I am talking to you Slutana!'
Santana stopped mid step and turned around. 'Oh how cute, wheels thinks he's got game. Hey Rae Rae did you hear? He thinks he's intimidating.' Santana said pleasantly, which she knew freaked people out even more than when she was spitting mad. 'Do you wanne know what I think guys?'
Rachel pursed her lips, surprised. Usually Santana always turned to Brittany. I guess it's her way of showing we are really friends. 'No, but please do enlighten us all.' She decided to play along, Santana had a plan she was sure.
'I think a lot of things. Like wheels trying to get his rocks of getting his ass whooped by a girl. But one problem there...I WOULD FUCKING CRUSH YOUR LITTLE BABY MAKER IF YOU EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT!' Santana hissed loudly. 'You see I am not opposed to kicking your crippled ass. None what so ever. So whatever you wanne say, don't fucking bother cause I don't give a shit what wankers like you think or say! And no one else does either, cause you are an insignificant little shit!'
Artie blanched he could hear everyone whisper and snicker at him being completely humiliated, yet again. He watched as Santana turned around again with Brittany and Rachel on either side of her Tina bringing up the rear. 'At least I don't stoop down to the used up pile. I mean even Quinn's father knows she's nothing but a useless whore who will spread her legs for just about anyone.'
The hallway suddenly got quite as fuck. No one moved and no one made a sound. Everyone was waiting for what Santana was going to do. No one could actually believe that Artie would be that stupid. Cause really who wanted to die in High School?
Santana slammed Artie into the locker behind him hard, if he hadn't been in his wheelchair it would
have hurt like hell. 'You fucking dumber than I thought!' She snarled in Artie's face. Feeling deep satisfaction when he swallowed hard in fear. 'Well come one big boy you had so much to say before, wanne run that big ass mouth of yours again?'
Artie felt his whole body start to shake. He couldn't believe he had just done that. And now he had a severly pissed of Santana pinning him against the lockers and there was no one that would help him out of this predicament. 'I...I...'
'Stop fucking stuttering jack ass! You wanted to have it out, well go for it.' Santana lent in closer so that she was no more than an inch away from Artie. 'Come one? I am dying to hear you mouth of some more.'
'I...' Artie averted his eyes. 'I'm sorry.'
'You're sorry?' Santana all but spat in his face. 'And what exactly are you sorry for?' She asked as she shoved his wheelchair into the lockers again.
'I didn't mean it!' He yelps softly as his wheelchair hit the lockers.
'San, we got company.' Brittany said softly so that only Santana could hear. She wouldn't have interrupted, but she didn't want Santana to get into trouble. Little weasel is going to wish he was dead. Why do people always think its a good idea to piss of Santana? It really never ends well.
Santana turns to where Brittany motioned. She growled when she saw Sue gesturing for her to follow. 'Well it seems you just got fucking lucky dipshit.' She hissed at Artie. 'But know this, I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU. Better watch your back asshole.' She straitened up then turned to everyone in the hallway. 'Get this if anyone even breathes Quinn's name I will fucking end them!' She snapped then stalked of to where Sue was waiting for them.
Artie slumped into his chair. Yea he had just gotten very lucky, and now he was going to make himself as scarce as he possibly could. He was going to be Mr Invisible. But first he needed a bathroom.
Hiram sat across the desk from Judge Kennely. They had gone to Law School together and if he was going to get answers about what was going on Kennely would give them to him. He had never met a more straight forward honest Judge. He didn't play games, he detested them. And that was exactly why he was there. 'So what do you think?'
Kennely took of his glasses tapping his finger to his lips in thought. 'And you are sure there is no bench warrant out for Mister Walsh?'
'Yes, I checked before I came here.' Hiram answered leaning back in his chair giving Kennely time to think things through.
'And Ms Quinn went to the Police when she realized he was here?' Kennely frowned, he didn't like this. It had stink on it and it went high up.
Hiram nodded, he could see that Kennely seemed to be disturbed. 'Yes, she is terrified of him and after reading her statement to the Police I understand why.'
'Well you have your Bench warrant.' Kennely said finally leaning back in his chair. 'And I am calling help. This reeks of corruption. LA is about to get very uncomfortable for anyone who works in Law Enforcement and the Judicial system.'
'Thank you Judge.' Hiram nodded his head gratefully. He had actually gotten more than he had hoped for. I should have known though that he wouldn't just let it go. He is way to straight a shooter for that.
Kennely took out a note pad and scribbled a number on it. 'As I understand it Mr Grant here is very good at finding things and people who don't want to be found. Give him my regards.' He handed Hiram the number.
Hiram blinked. 'I...why?'
'You obviously have some sort of stakes in this Hiram, I have known you a very long time. And this is the first time you have ever come to me for a favour. Which isn't even one, since it is simply doing the right thing.' Kennely said easily, he hadn't become a judge because of his looks. He was a damn good litigator and could read people very well. 'You can consider that your favour.'
'The girls sister is a good friend of my baby, so yes I have a stake.' Hiram said after a second. 'Thanks for this, I owe you.'
'I'll collect in the form of some of those Brownies Leroy bakes.' Kennely chuckled as he shook Hiram's hand. 'If you need anything else in this matter don't hesitate.'
'I won't. Thank you.' Hiram grinned, as he already was making plans in his head to get Leroy to bake up a storm.
Sue grinned as she watched a very pissed of Santana stalk into her office. She was even more amused when Brittany, Rachel and Tina took on protective positions flanking her. Seemed Santana had some body gaurds. Not that she needs them for herself. But others will be very grateful those three are close to pull Santana off of them if things get to heated. 'Good to see you back Satan.'
Santana huffed, still calming herself down. She needed to keep her wits about her. Who the fuck knew what Sue wanted from her. 'You needed to see me?'
'Not particularly, the last thing I need before my miserable day starts is your fake tits.' Sue groused, she always enjoyed her early morning rant sessions. 'But it appears that that vest wearing curly haired idiot thinks I am the contact person for your merry band of losers.'
Santana rolled her eyes. Lord I don't have the patients for this today! 'What did Mr Shue want now?'
'Oh he challenged you to a sing off, whatever the that is.' Sue shrugged as if she wasn't actually curious. Thus far her plan was working beautifully. And she was not going to miss this little stunt Shue was trying to pull. 'My sources say he and his marionettes were seen practising all weekend for this. So you better get your gleeks into shape.'
'That won't do him any good.' Rachel shrugged, this was actually going to be fun. 'Everyone knows with me and the girls here we could beat them with our hands tied behind our backs.'
'Then I suggest that that is exactly what you do Streisand. Oh and what are you doing out of uniform!' Sue bellowed loudly glaring at Rachel.
'I...was heading to the locker room. Got a little side tracked.' Rachel stammered her eyes darting around for any possible routes of escape.
'Brittany take Streisand to change into her Uniform. Asian girl go with them.' Sue glared at the three until they left closing the door. 'Ahhh finally a second alone with you Sandbags.'
'What can I do for you coach?' Santana arched her eyebrow, she had no idea what the crazy woman had up her sleeve.
'You will make sure that none of the typical singers of your nameless group will perform.' Sue said grinning happily, which was truly a scary sight. 'You are going to pulverize New Directions and you are going to do it without you doing anything.'
Santana pursed her lips, that was actually a very good plan. Something she herself would come up with as well. 'Now that won't be hard at all.' Santana grinned, this was going to be so much fun to watch.
'Good now get out of my office, and go whip my Cheerios into shape.' Sue snapped then turned some paperwork on her desk. Completely ignoring Santana.
Santana slapped Rachel's hands away from the hem of her new Cheerio's skits. 'Will you stop that! You have been pulling on that thing since this morning. And seriously we are supposed to look cool and in control here.'
Rachel blanched as she dropped her hands. They were just about to walk into the choir room for their sing of. Is it my fault this skirt is so short? 'So the girls and Mike are ready to go?'
'You know it.' Brittany said happily and she linked her arm with both Santana and Rachel. 'This is going to be awesome.'
'Cause we are totes gonna kill it!' Santana agreed. After her show down with Artie things had gone swimmingly. No one dared come close to her or anyone she knew. Which was very good as she was just raring to punch something or someone.
Shelby chuckled as she watched the three standing there glaring at the door. The rest of the kids hadn't shown up yet. But then the Cheerios and the boys were getting ready for their numbers. I wonder what that is about? Although showing Will that we have more talent than just the obvious is a good idea. 'Well are we all going to glare the door to death, or are we going in?'
Santana jumped a little. 'Why the fuck do people keep thinking its a good idea to scare me?'
Shelby chuckled, there was the feisty Santana she loved. She had been a little worried the previous week. 'Ah you love it. Keeps the blood pumping and all that.'
'You suck.' Santana growled, but it was more playful than anything else.
'So you going to tell me what's up?' Shelby asked.
'Nope.' Santana shook her head.
'Hey Ms C it will be really hot, don't worry.' Brittany jumped in to reassure Shelby. Cause it really was going to be a lot of fun.
Shelby pursed her lips to stop from chuckling at the way Rachel kept fidgeting in her new uniform. I knew this was part of Sylvester's plan, but boy does that woman move. 'Well lets go kick ass and take names.'
'You are so awesome Ms C.' Brittany giggled as she let Santana lead her and Rachel into enemy territory. This is gonna rock.
Schue smirked when Santana walked in. He was nearly doing a happy dance, it seemed that the others weren't as loyal to Santana as he had previously thought. 'This all you have Shelby? Should have known.'
Shelby chuckled lightly. Schue was always so predictable. 'The rest are getting ready. Now do you mind if we sit down?'
Schue grumbled, but nodded. 'The judges will be here in a minute. As per your request I picked one and your pick went through and they picked the third.' He had been very surprised when Shelby had called and asked that Coach Beiste be their pick for judge. It suited him well. She was after all a friend. She shot them in the foot, better choice would have been Sue.
Amy huffed as she jogged into the room. She was late she knew it, but she had to finish her shift before she could run. She took a look around the room and nodded satisfied when she spotted Finn sitting as far away from Santana as he possibly could. He seemed to be sullenly quiet. Seems spending some time in lock up did the boy good. 'Hey Lopez where are the others?'
Santana grinned when the Cheerios walked in, they looked hot. They are gonna turn every guy here into a puddle of goo. 'Right there, glad to see you could join us granny.'
'Well someone has to look out for your ass.' Amy shrugged grinning.
'Well I do have a fine ass.' Santana wiggled her eyebrows. Yea fuckers I'm not worried in the least. We are gonna kick your sorry loser asses.
'True that.' Brittany grinned as she supposedly checked out Santana's ass. 'Although I kinda forgot how fine, wanne give us a look?'
Amy laughed hard, gods you just had to love Brittany. 'Yea I'm with Brittany on this. Show us that ass Lopez!'
Shelby bit her lip to keep from laughing at the scowl Santana sent Amy, who seemed completely un impressed. 'Ok that's enough children, the judges are here. So lets get this show on the road.'
Santana huffed again then turned to the door then felt a grin form. 'Oh this shit just got so much better!'
Brittany frowned until she turned to the door then launched herself at the third judge. 'Oh my god Ms Holiday! What are you doing here?'
Holly grinned widely as Brittany wound herself around her. 'Hey Brit see you are as happy as always.'
'This is so awesome!' Brittany all but screamed she loved Holly, she was like a long lost cool older sister.
Holly hugged Brittany hard before letting her go. Then she took a look around the room. Oh wow you can cut the tension with a knife. I wonder what happened since my last visit? 'So you gonna fill me in on what is going on here after?'
'Sure, but it's a long story.' Brittany lent into Holly before letting her join the other judges. 'You gonna come with me to visit Q, she'll be so excited to see you.'
Holly had of course heard about Quinn's accident, it had been big news. 'Of course sweets.' She went with the other judges and sat down ceding the floor to Shue. Something very weird was going on, and she had a feeling she might get a little taste of what it was.
'As everyone seems to finally be here.' Schue pointedly looked at Santana who then held her hand up.
'Sorry need a minute.' Santana ignored Schue's glare as she dialled up Quinn on Skype. 'Hey blondie you ready for glee?'
'God yes, bring it!' Quinn answered eagerly, her day had seriously sucked and she was in pain as Darren had just left. She needed the distraction.
'Ok now everyone is here.' Santana happily sat back, having given Schue her fuck you. The first of many. 'Oh sorry, do go ahead.'
Schue ground his teeth, Santana hadn't been subtle with that at all, but he couldn't say anything. Not in front of Emma, Holly and Sharon. He had to keep them on his side. 'Can we get started now Santana?'
Santana grinned happily as she watched Holly watch Schue with a frown on her face. Oohhh burn, you really have to work on those anger issues Schue. 'Sure don't mind little old me, I just got ambushed with this shit like this morning, you set it up after all. So take it away.'
Shelby nearly swallowed her tongue she wanted to laugh so badly. Santana just let everyone know of how this all happened. And boy did Schue look pissed off. 'Yes please Will I have better things to do then this.' She was very proud of herself that she got that to sound civil.
Holly decided that this was a good point to interject, or this was going to turn into something holy different. She had no idea what was going. Why Schue was acting like a jack ass. Finn was Skulking in a corner, he was usually attached to Rachel. Why Santana looked like she was having the time of er life, she usually scowled or stared at Brittany. Why Rachel was all but sitting in Brittany's lap. No nothing made sense except that if she didn't step in there would be a huge blow up. 'Yes we are all so thrilled to hear you guys perform. Now I understand we have two groups here? New Directions and?'
'Don't you even think about it Santana.' Quinn admonished before could even open her mouth. 'You are not calling our club Losers or Top Bitches!'
'We are still working on a name.' Rachel shrugged at Holly's arched eyebrow. She shivered when Brittany linked their fingers, it felt so good.
'Ok so New Directions versus as of yet nameless group.' Holly said teasingly. 'Now its two songs each and we the judges get to decide who wins.' Holly smiled at everyone. Yikes tough crowd. 'Ok then lets hear it for New Directions.'
Rachel nearly jumped up to argue but Santana held her down. 'No let them go first. Its not like they stand a chance anyway.'
'Fine, but it's not fair.' Rachel huffed, but calmed down when Brittany whispered in her ear. She did blanche bright red though, which made Brittany and Santana laugh.
Schue nearly growled he was that irritated. It seemed that along with loosing most of his kids he lost any kind of respect the might have had for him. 'Thank you. Now we decided that we would sing some inspirational songs. The past few weeks have been very hard on us all...'
'Nu huh, not happening.' Santana stood up abruptly, there was just no way in hell she was going to listen to Schue's diatribe today. 'I'm sorry are we here for a bullshit lesson, cause if we are we are leaving. Or are we here to sing?'
'Santana I have the right to say what I...' Schue was red in the face, he just could not get anything the way her wanted to.
'Ok we are out of here.' Santana said not even letting Schue finish. Rachel and Brittany were on their feet and walking for the door and so were the Cheerios's Mike and Tina weren't far behind.
Holly shot up. 'Oh hey wait now everyone. Santana is right this is a competition. So lets just get to the singing. No speeches of any kind. Can all parties live with that?'
Santana folded her arms and nodded. 'One more inspirational word out of him and we blow this joint though.'
'Fine!' Schue growled out, he after all had a point to prove. Shelby's club couldn't possibly win, and he knew exactly what they were going to do. Rachel would sing then Santana would sing. Predictable. And they would loose. 'First up Fin and Artie will perform I'm gonna be.
Santana nearly choked on her laughter, first at the song choice. Typical Schue, and neither of the boys could pull it off. And second Artie looked like he was about to have a heart attack every time he looked in Santana's direction. And Finn looked like he would rather be anywhere but there. 'Awww look at them, I almost feel bad...almost.'
(Finn, Artie, Together)
When i wake up yeah i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When i go out yeah i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
'Shouldn't someone stop them and tell them how bad they are?' Brittany asked clamping her hands over her ears. Really she didn't care if it seemed rude. Finn sounded like a cat in heat. Lord Tubington would think he had competition if he heard him.
Santana nearly fell out of her chair. 'Oh my fucking hell, this is just...yea I have no words.'
'I think my ears are bleeding.' Rachel muttered as she checked her ears for any blood. Did he loose his voice in jail? Is that what happens when people are incarcerated? That is utterly horrible!
If i get drunk yes i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if i haver yeah i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
But i would walk 500 miles
And i would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 5,000 miles
To fall down at your door
Holly looked at Beiste and Emma and they all had the same look on their faces. This was not what they had expected. It was for a lack of a better word, a big disappointment. 'Do any of you have any idea what happened here?' She finally asked.
Emma pursed her lips then nodded. She was so conflicted. But what Will was telling her and what she saw when she visited Quinn were so different. 'I know some, but it is a long story.'
'I only know what Will told me, and the rumours flying around.' Sharon admitted, and she had already figured that he was leaving out big portions of the story.
'Well after all the singing is done I think we three need to have a chat before we decide on the winner.' Holly sighed then winced as they sat back and listened.
When i'm working yes i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work i'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When i come home yeah i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if i grow old well i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
But i would walk 500 miles
And i would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 5,000 miles
To fall down at your door
When i'm lonely well i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When i'm dreaming well i know i'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when i'm with you.When i go out yeah i know i'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
When i come home yes i know i'm gonna be,
I'm gonna, be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
But i would walk 500 miles
And i would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 5,000 miles
To fall down at your door
But i would walk 500 miles
And i would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 5,000 miles
To fall down at your door
Puck was just about beside himself. 'This is just to good. We have this in the bag San!'
'Oh hell yea. I think Fetus Face out did himself don't you?' Santana smirked, ok so revenge was sweet. Especially if you didn't actually have a hand in it. They were terrible all on their own.
'What do I bet Aretha and Lady Lips are gonna do something Motowny.' Puck grinned holding out his hand to make the bet.
'That's a no win bet, cause we all know that.' Santana shrugged not biting. She was not dumb.
Puck huffed, but he hadn't actually expected Santana to bite anyhow. 'Oh look there they go.'
'We will be performing We are Family.' Mercedes said smugly, they had that one in the bag. I always have to save the day.
'Oh you've got to be shitting me!' Santana muttered, that was so damn cliché.
'Well what did you expect, it's not like Mr Schue is very innovative.' Rachel whispered softly making Brittany giggle.
'True that.' Brittany laughed loudly now.
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing
'Well Will at least these two are on pitch.' Shelby remarked as Will sat down next to her. 'You proud of yourself? Ambushing kids? Cause I have to say that is a new low even for you.'
'You are the one that should be ashamed.' Schue hissed angrily. 'You let Santana talk to me like that? You let her mislead poor Quinn.'
'That is enough.' Shelby said loudly enough to garner everyone attention. 'She talks to you like that because you treat her with complete lack of respect. You want respect you have to show some. As for Quinn? Shut your mouth about things you know nothing about.' Shelby got up and went to stand by the door. She was not going to get into it any more with him.
Everyone can see we're together
As we walk on by
And and we fly just like birds of a feather
I won't tell no lie
all of the people around us they say
Can they be that close
Just let me state for the record
We're giving love in a family dose
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing (sing it to me)
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing
Holly was beginning to think that she was in another reality. 'Ok this is better.' She said, Mercedes and Kurt were doing a good job on the song. That was at least a plus she figured.
'Much, I like it.' Emma agreed, but she wasn't really listening. She was watching Will closely, she was worried at what she saw.
'It will be very interesting to see what Ms Corcoran's kids do. Since she was present to actually help them.' Beiste said with disapproval lacing her voice. She hated an unfair fight.
Holly was watching Santana and the rest of them. 'I don't think that that matters much. They look way to relaxed.' I wonder what they have up their sleeves?
Living life is fun and we've just begun
To get our share of the world's delights
High high hopes we have for the future
And our goal's in sight
We no we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won't go wrong, oh-no
This is our family Jewel
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing
Mercedes stuck a pose then flipped her hair. 'And that is how you do it.'
'Well thank you Mercedes and Kurt.' Emma said then motioned to Shelby. 'You're next.'
'Thank you, but Santana you have the floor.' Shelby didn't move. She was curious as hell what they were going to do. She figured that the girls had something up their sleeves. Santana looked down right smug.
Santana got up with Rachel and Brittany flanking her. She grinned it was like old times, even Quinn was there. Only it was even better. 'So I know you all expect me and the Hobbit to sing...think again losers.' Santana motioned to where the Cheerios were all suspiciously striking suggestive poses. 'I have no fucking clue what they are gonna sing, but hell look at them. They hella hot.' Santana watched as Jess gave Lacy a little nod. Well well Lacy sings?
A thousand thundering thrills await me
Facing insurmountable odds gratefully
The female of the species is more deadly than the male
Shock shock horror horror
Shock shock horror
I'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force
The female of the species is more deadly than the male
'Now that is what I call hot.' Puck all but drooled. Lacy's voice was perfect for the song and the choreography was seamless, not to mention very very sensual. Yes Puck was in heaven.
'Dude did you know they could do that?' Sam whispered to Puck.
Puck shook his head. 'No but who gives a shit. Our girls are all talented. We are gonna smoke those assholes.' Puck whistled loudly letting his appreciation be known.
Oh she deals in witchcraft
And one kiss and I'm zapped
Oh How can heaven hold a place for me?
When a girl like you has cast a spell on me
Oh how can heaven hold a place for me?
When a girl like you has cast a spell on me
Frankenstein and Dracula have nothing on you
Jekyll and Hyde join the back of the queue
The female of the species is more deadly than the male
'San this is totes making me hot.' Brittany whispered rather loudly making Puck nearly choke on his own spit. He very wisely made no comment as both Santana and Rachel glared at him.
Santana turned back to Brittany and nodded. 'I know just what you mean B, I really really do. And who the fuck knew Lacy could sing?'
'I am going to pretend I didn't hear that S, cause you really don't want me to. 'Quinn grumbled, but she couldn't really argue. The Cheerios were doing a fantastic job.
'We do have a very talented group.' Rachel grinned happily. She hadn't been completely sure about Santana's plan since Jess and Lacy refused to let them in on what they were going to sing. But now she was completely impressed. 'And it is very stimulating you are both correct.' She ignored Santana's snort. So maybe when she got really excited she sounded like she swallowed a dictionary, but so what! And it was only sometimes.
Oh she wants to conquer the world completely
But first she'll conquer me discreetly
The female of the species is more deadly than the male
Oh she deals in witchcraft
And one kiss and I'm zapped
Oh How can heaven hold a place for me?
When a girl like you has cast a spell on me
Oh how can heaven hold a place for me?
When a girl like you has cast a spell on me
Oh How can heaven hold a place for me?
When a girl like you has cast a spell on me
Oh how can heaven hold a place for me?
When a girl like you has cast a spell on me
Lacy laughed as the song ended so did the other Cheerios. High fiving Jess she decided to give Mercedes the finger, figuratively. So she struck the classic Cheerio pose. 'And that is how we do it.'
Brittany bounced up towards the Cheerios and hugged them enthusiastically. 'You guys totally killed that!'
Schue's jaw was on the floor. What the hell was that? How? 'Can we get this over with!' He snapped loudly, he couldn't believe it. He knew there was no way he was going to win. That performance was so good.
Santana motioned to the girls to sit down. 'Lacy you rocked that.' She said with a grin as Lacy passed. Girl deserved her props. Dickhead! They fucking rocked, they are allowed to have a little celebration. 'As you wish.' She bowed mockingly. 'Without further ado, lets hear it for Mike performing a little BOT...Takin Care of Business!' Santana moved to the drums as Sam and Puck grabbed guitars and Mike grabbed the mike.
(Mike, Puck Sam and Mike)
You get up every morning
From your 'larm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be
Taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
I've been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out
Kurt just could not believe his own eyes. Santana was beating them and she wasn't even doing anything. When did Mike learn to sing? 'When did Satan learn to play the drums?'
'This is such bullshit, we have this in the bag.' Mercedes growled next to Kurt.
Kurt turned to her and just shook his head. She had to be delusional. 'Yea totally.'
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be
Taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
We be been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime
Shelby grinned, oh they were good. They were really good. Mike didn't have the best voice, but it worked for this. 'Oh this is just great.' She couldn't help bopping her head along a little. Who didn't love this song.
Amy got up and joined Shelby, she was trying really hard not to start dancing. 'They are just always good, aren't they?'
'Yea, they really are.' Shelby nodded grinning.
Mercy
Whooooo
All right
[Instrumental Interlude]
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day
Whoooo
Brittany knew she was supposed to not do anything, but this was just to much fun. She had to. 'Dance with me Rae Rae.'
Rachel laughed and took Brittany's outstretched hand and let her lead them. 'Come on guys!' She called out to the others. Grinning when soon most of the room was just dancing and letting loose. 'Come lets get Shelby and Amy.'
Brittnay nodded as they made their way the two. 'Come on Amy, your ass is mine.' Amy simply shrugged as she took Brittany's hand.
'Wanne give it a go mom?' Rachel bit her lip, she hoped that she wouldn't be rejected. She really wanted this.
'Let's show them how it's done.' Shelby twirled Rachel into her arms then out again. Both laughing loudly.
You get up every morning
From your 'larm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be
Taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
I've been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime
'Now that is what this is all about.' Beiste sat back enjoying herself. Everyone except the New Direction kids were having a blast.
'Makes me wanne go out there and join.' Holly grinned as she watched Brittany dance all over the place, but always close to Rachel. Like magnets.
Takin' care of business, whoo
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business (every day)
Takin' care of business (every way)
Takin' care of business (it's all mine)
Takin' care of business
And working overtime
Whoooo
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
We be Takin' care of business
We be Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Holly jumped up and clapped loudly as the song ended. 'Oh guys that was great! Now we are going to go talk in the hall for a minute then come back and announce the winners!' Holly said loudly enough for everyone to hear. Then led Emma and Beiste into the hall as everyone kept jumping and laughing.
Sue sat back in her chair. Life was good. Santana had just beat Schue spectacularly and he looked like he was about to blow his top. And she had front row tickets. Ahhh I love it when he loses it! And Santana is going to give him his ass on a plate. My work here is complete.
'Ok now that we are out here, does one of you want to fill me in on what is going on in there?' Holly asked leaning against the wall. 'Cause the last time I was here the biggest concern was Coach Sylvester trying to destroy Glee. And now there are two and so much tension you can just about see it?'
Beiste shrugged helplessly, because she knew she didn't know the the whole story. 'All I know is that Quinn got in a car accident, Hudson went crazy and hit Lopez. Then Will did something and since then nearly the whole Glee club quite and started the new one with Shelby Corcoran.'
Emma blinked, she might as well fill them in on what she knew. 'Santana and Quinn are married. And when the doctors spoke to her about Santana everyone, especially Finn kept badgering Santana about information until she finally simply cut them off. She won't let any one near Quinn without her distinct say so.' She didn't know how Beiste didn't know that.
Holly blinked now she felt more confused than before. Maybe I should just wait to talk to Brit, she is better at explaining than these two. Holly's head shot up when she hear yelling from the Choir Room. She took off it sounded like whatever was going on was turning into a real life row.
Beiste was faster and burst into the Choir room. It was utter chaos. And in the middle were Shelby and Schue yelling at each other while Brittany tried to hold back Rachel and Puck struggled to hold back Santana as they seemed to be trying to get to Schue as well. Amy was wrestling Finn away from them all. 'ARE YOU ALL INSANE!' Beiste got in between Shelby and Schue. 'What the hell is going on in here?'
'Ask this bigoted jackass!' Shelby snarled viscously. Not taking her eyes of off Shue.
Schue tried to get to Shelby but was firmly held back by Beisty. 'This is all that dykes fault! She ruins everything and everyone.'
'That is enough!' Beiste bellowed loudly shoving Schue away from Shelby who had turned around to check on Santana and Rachel and try and calm them down. 'Will back off!' Beiste pushed Schue towards the door.
Amy sighed in relief, she was having a hard time holding Finn back who had decided to get in the thick of things as well. She shoved him hard into his seat. 'Are you going to stay or do I have to arrest you again Mr Hudson?' He hadn't gone near Santana or Rachel which was the only reason she hadn't arrested him already.
Finn snarled at her, but stayed in his seat. Really the last thing he wanted was to go back. He didn't even know why he had tried to get involved, he didn't want to. 'I'll stay.'
'Good.' Amy turned around and sighed, it had turned from a fun little celebration to a huge screaming match. And all for what? She just didn't get it. She turned to Beiste grateful for the woman's presence. 'Ma'am could you escort Mr Shuester into the hall I still have to have a little talk with him?'
Beiste arched her eyebrow until she spotted Amy's gold shield. So that rumour is true too. Well I'll be. 'I think that is a good idea. You ok handling the rest?' She asked pointedly looking at Finn.
'Oh yes, and he'll behave or I'll simply arrest him again.' Amy nodded, she relaxed a little when Beiste had Shue out the door. 'Santana you good now?'
Santana pushed Puck of her and nodded her head angrily. 'Fucking prick!'
'Calm down and get your ass back on your phone, Quinn is probably completely freaking out!' Amy said looking Santana in the eye. 'He was talking shit and you know it. Now calm your wife and yourself.'
'Fine.' Santana jaw clenched, but she grabbed her phone from Sam and went to the back of the room so she could talk to Quinn.
Amy sighed in relief, Shelby Brittany were calming Rachel down and the others were wearily eyeing the guys from New Directions. 'Shelby I think it would be best if something like this didn't happen again. I know it's unfair to the kids, but if Schuester can't control his temper I really don't think that it is a good idea.'
'Way ahead of you, if I so much as see Will Schuester near my kids again I will personally call the School Board.' Shelby growled defensively.
Holly finally decided to make her presence known again. 'Now that things have calmed down, I think it would be a good time to announce the winners.' She said brightly, the last thing she wanted to do was punish them for something that was between Schue and Shelby. 'So why don't you all pull up a chair.'
Emma smiled brightly at the group keeping her distance. 'First of all you all did a great job, and it was really hard for us to decided a winner. There is so much talent in this room.'
'But there has to be a winner.' Holly teased lightly trying to lighten the mood. But again she only got glares in return. 'Ok so without further ado the winners of this sing of is...'
'As of yet no name.' Emma finished for Holly.
'Can we leave now?' Mike asked sullenly. All they had wanted was to have fun and maybe kick some ass. Instead Schue had completely disrespected them all and thrown some seriously mean accusations Santana's way. They really just wanted to get out of there.
Shelby sighed and gave Holly and Emma sad smile. 'Yes guys you can go. Remember we have practise tomorrow. And if I haven't said it before you guys totally rocked today. Lacy wow, you know you are going to be doing a lot more singing, and the choreography for your song fantastic.' Shelby would not let them leave without at least telling them how proud she was of them. 'And Mike? You rocked it. Now get out of here.' She told them grinning at them. She watched as they left then the New Directions left as well. When they were all gone she turned to the three other women there.
'What happened?' Holly asked breaking their awkward silence, because someone really had too.
Shelby clenched her fists, she would love to blurt everything out. But that would make her just as bad as Schue. 'You should ask Will that. But if he comes close to any of those kids again I will have his head. Now if you will excuse me I have to go fetch my daughter.'
Amy scratched the back of her neck, she was suddenly the only one left. And boy did that feel awkward. 'I should go have my talk with Mr Schuester.'
Holly reached out to stop Amy. 'Brit told me I should join them in visiting Quinn. Could you maybe tell me where she is?'
Amy bit her lip, she wasn't so sure she should tell this woman. But if Brittany trusted her she guessed it would be ok. 'Lima General, just ask at the front desk. They'll be able to help you further.'
Holly nodded, she didn't quite understand why this detective was there or why she was so protective of Santana, but she was sure that she was being completely sincere. 'Thank you.'
Beiste glared at Schue. She did not get what had gotten into him He was usually so happy go lucky. This side of him she was not liking. 'Will what in the blazes is going on with you?'
'Nothing that concerns you.' Schue said defensively, he was not going to get into things with Beiste. She wouldn't understand. Now one seemed to understand that he was only trying to do what was best for everyone's sake.
'It most certainly just became my business when you all but attacked a fellow teacher.' Beiste snapped her whole demeanour stiffening. 'I have never seen you act like this.'
'Well it is still none of your business!' Schue angrily snapped trying to get away from her. He was in no mood for another talk with the good detective Hayly.
'Why don't you tell your friend here what you said Schuester?' Amy drawled coldly as she walked up to the two. 'I am sure she would love to know what this is all about.'
Shue turned around. 'Fuck you detective. Unless you are going to arrest me fuck off.'
'If you do something like you did in there again I will arrest you.' Amy was toe to toe with Schue making sure he got the message. 'As for fucking me, you really aren't my type, if you know what I mean.' Amy grinned when realisation hit him.
'Should have known you are another one of them!' Schue spat angrily before storming down the hall.
'You gonna tell me what's going on, or am I just gonna have to draw my own conclusions?' Beiste asked softly. She figured that if she asked nicely she might actually get an answer.
Amy sighed, the woman seemed to really care about the kids. 'Look it isn't for me to tell, but I can say that Mr Schuester was way out of line. And he wasn't going for Shelby. He was attacking Santana and Quinn. And that is all I will say.'
Beiste frowned but nodded in understanding. 'I can't say I understand, but at least now I know who to keep my eye on.'
'Thank you.' Amy nodded, the more people were watching the less of a chance there was for anything to happen. And that was her goal, for nothing to happen. Soon after that Amy left, it had been another really long day.
Ok so I know a lot of songs, and yes I am giving tittles as always cause I hate it when people don't. I like to listen to te songs. So First up we have I'm Gonna Be by Proclaimers, then we have We Are Family by Sisters Sledge, then we have Female of the Species by Squirrel Nut Zippers and last but not least Takin Care of Business by BOT. Hope you enjoyd:)
