Winners of the 'Review Catching' mini-contest are:

xbleedinglotusx- Review #199
DemonFireFox- Review #200

So congrats to the winners! Now for your prize, a free humor fic of your choice! I already got DemonFireFox's down, so xbleedinglotusx, your choice please! :D

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Let's see what happens! Does Itachi truly hang Naruto and Sakura from a pole? XD Find out and read on!

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Disclaimer: Naruto doesn't belong to me B( If it did, I would have smacked Sakura into the next decade XD Lol, what's with me and my grudges against female characters? *crackles*

But seriously, I would totally do it *stares owlishly* 8(

Enjoy!

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It was obvious, the trio threw all precaution into the village yonder. Then again, they couldn't be blamed, Sasuke's purity was at stake! Nothing else mattered when he was in such danger! Well, that and brutally murdering the two Genin in his team, but they'd never reveal that, now would they?

Sure enough, once Isako caught sight of the two 'intruders' (Shisui's term), the three Uchihas promptly stared at each other for only a millisecond, before quickly moving to stop the two from getting to their relative. Unfortunately, Mikoto's 'bright' idea for the reception was to invite a lot of people to make it appear 'fancy'. Just from that, one can tell that it was difficult to get through due to the mass, luckily, the same was applying to Naruto and Sakura, who were getting increasingly annoyed at being so close to their beloved, only to drift a little further apart by the second.

Fortunately, the two didn't seem to notice that Sasuke was walking away without noticing them and the crowd was prohibiting them from continuing on towards him on purpose. Naruto and Sakura desperately wished to cry out to him just so he would turn around, yet neither did so out of fear of alerting their crush's scary brother.

Wierd how they worry about Itachi's reaction overall, ne?

Well, that was more like Sakura, Naruto on the other hand...

"SASUKE~!" the blond wailed, waving his arms nonstop as the twelve year-old Uchiha finally turned around, raising an eyebrow in surprise at seeing his best friend dressed up all formally, appearing almost frantic. "Naruto?" he aske quizzically before catching sight of the pink-haired girl just a little to the left. "Sakura?" he echoed once again with that same tone of disbelief as both somehow manage to stumble out of the suffocating groups of people and in front of Sasuke, who was standing there calm and curious. Before speaking at all to the young Uchiha, both Genin quickly swivled their heads around several times, just in case Sasuke's relatives were nearby. After seeing that they seemed to be nowhere within range, both turned happily towards the twelve year-old, who has clear puzzlement written across his face.

"Sasuke(-kun)!" both cheerily exclaimed, only to get his name mildly muffled by the raging yells of a certain pissed Uchiha a few feet away.

"UZUMAKI!"

Naruto gave out an uncharacteristic shriek of terror at the magnitude of the shout and how much anger and death-threat it carried, made even worse by the fact that it was mostly, if not completely, directed towards him. Nevertheless, before Sakura could notice or react, the blond quickly reached out and caught hold of Sasuke's hands. The Uchiha stared at him, still thrown off as to what was going on, until Naruto yelled out the words that would perhaps earn him a hang on the pole with fireworks after all.

"I love you Sasuke! Will you go out with me!" Sasuke grew red at the sudden confession, gaping at his teammate as many of the guests turned to stare in shock at the outburst.

"EH?"

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A/N: I'm so evil! XD

So sorry, I meant to put that in with the last chappie, but this just had to have a chapter of it's own!

Okay, just to tell you guys, 'GET OUT!' is extremely close to its end, only two more chapters! Let's see how this turns out, shall we?

But you'll have to wait until next time XD *giggles*

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Review! Before Something as abrupt and embarrasing as this happens to YOU!

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For Naruto manga readers: Holy Fishsticks that was ONE GOOD CHAPTER! Yay! Naruto hit 500 chapters too! *dances*

For Bleach manga readers: Love Zangetsu, and Aizen needs to get beaten with a stick XD

For One Piece manga readers: TT^TT So sad *sniff*