Don't touch my brother!
Yuki Sohma started his first day of classes in Hogwarts and joined the N.E.W.Ts level Potions class. He was the first student to finish brewing his potion and boringly handed a full flask to Snape. The man snorted as he grabbed the flask, expecting a disaster from the boy whose last name was Sohma and immediately got busy, trying to find something wrong with the Hallucinations causing liquid. He was amazed and angry at the same time when he couldn't find a single mistake in its brewing. "Who did you copy?" he asked in a harsh tone.
"I couldn't possibly copy anyone as they are all still working, sir. I believe I'm the first to finish, sir." Yuki was very polite in his soft manner of speaking and looked around to confirm that he had been indeed the first to finish. He was confused by Snape's question.
"Are you talking back to me, Sohma? Ten points from Gryffindor!"
Yuki blinked and then spoke: "May I ask why, sir?"
"For your cheek!"
"What cheek?" Yuki asked honestly taken aback. He was sure he had been respectful to the teacher.
"Talking back to me, Sohma! Were you next to Granger?"
"I... I don't know who Granger is, sir..."
"Lies!" Snape looked around the dungeon and saw Yuki's empty spot. The student on the right was Dean Thomas and the student to the left of the empty spot was Theodore Nott. The best students in class, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, were very far from where Yuki had been and Snape growled. "How did you do it when you have never been in Hogwarts?"
"I was home schooled, sir, and I've always done alright with Potions," Yuki said softly.
"So now you're boasting about being good with Potions? Detention for that other cheek, Sohma! Saturday night!"
Yuki couldn't believe it. He wondered what tone you were supposed to use with the Potions master as no matter what he said and how politely he spoke, he kept burying himself. It was only his first day and he had already landed himself in detention. "Yes, sir." Yuki replied before getting his things and leaving the dungeon.
Harry gave the leaving boy a pitied gaze and turned to Hermione. "Snape is always a bastard, but I feel that he hates Yuki as much as he hates me..."
"Of course he hates Yuki! Because Yuki is Professor Sohma's little brother!" Hermione answered.
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Saturday night Yuki arrived at Snape's office. The other teachers congratulated him for surpassing their expectations, but Snape hated that he always finished his potion first. Yuki was seriously considering to start taking his time with his potions and wait for either Draco Malfoy or Hermione Granger to be the first to hand in their flasks. It seemed that Professor Snape was happy if the first student to hand in his flask was Draco Malfoy.
Yuki entered the dungeon after Snape's angered voice invited him in. He waited for the teacher to tell him what he had to do. "You will prepare these three potions I've written here. You will prepare them by memory and with me observing you the whole time. If you fail you will have zero as grade, counting as an exam."
Yuki swallowed and checked the three names of the Potions that were written in a parchment. He sighed in relief as he knew those three and immediately prepared a flame for the first cauldron provided and started to work with ease. Yuki had great self control so he didn't mind Snape hovering over him to see what he was doing. He concentrated and was absorbed completely into confectioning the liquids. In two hours he finished brewing the three potions and Snape was beyond gobsmacked. There was no cheating, no peeking into any books, nothing. The boy was a natural, but Snape didn't want to accept it. "Who taught you?"
The student was afraid of replying and getting points taken from Gryffindor. "A-Azalea Goodman," he stammered lowering his gaze.
"The Ministry's Auror and top Potions master herself?" Yuki nodded, never looking into Snape's eyes.
"You must come from a very wealthy family when they can hire Ministry personnel for home schooling," Snape drawled.
Yuki didn't dare reply and Snape kept studying the boy. He suddenly forced the boy to look into his eyes for a Legilimency attempt, but just then the door flung open. "Yuuukiiiiiiiii! Get your filthy hands off my little brother, Severus!" Severus had just lifted Yuki's chin when Ayame arrived to the rescue. "You were going to seduce him because he is so beautiful! You monster! One thing is raping Mr. Potter, but I won't allow any harm to come upon MY Yuki! I should have known you would make up some detention to obtain my little brother's body by force or by other evil means!" He hugged Yuki. "It's life's fault for making us so beautiful, Yuki! Even men lust after us! But don't worry! Here's your big brother to save you!"
Snape looked like he was going to explode. His face was completely purple. "SOHMA! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF PERVERSION? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU THAT THE ONLY PERVERTED VERMIN IN THIS SCHOOL IS YOU? NOT ME! SOHMA YUKI! LEAVE MY OFFICE AT ONCE!" Yuki freed himself from Ayame and looked from one teacher to the other in shock before running away from the office. Ayame followed suit, leaving a sulking Snape behind.
A New Play
Harry and Draco arrived at Sohma's office for that Saturday's detention, but Sohma seemed worried about something. He kept pacing and muttering about Yuki being in danger, Yuki being many people's infatuation object, Yuki having been blessed with too much beauty, etc. All of a sudden Ayame brightened and looked at both boys. "I have already chosen the new play we'll be performing!"
Draco's lower lip started to tremble and Harry slumped himself onto a chair, his eyes fixed on the floor.
"Well? Aren't you going to ask me which play is it?" Harry and Draco looked at each other and both shook their heads. "Oh! So you love surprises and you two don't want me to spoil it so soon, right?" Both boys twitched at that. "Well, here it is!" He showed them the script.
Draco screamed: "NO WAY! THERE'S KISSING IN THIS ONE! I WOULD NEVER KISS POTTER!"
"I agree!" Harry blurted.
"You wouldn't kiss yourself?" Draco asked him.
"I meant that I agree that I wouldn't have us kiss, Malfoy!"
Sohma grinned mischievously. "Who says that one of you is going to be the sleeping beauty?"
Both boys retorted at the same time: "I WOULD NEVER KISS YOU EITHER!"
"Ohohohoho!" Ayame looked almost evil. "Remember that this is detention so you have to do as I say if you want to pass my class, baby killers! I will simply put our three names into this basket..." With a flick of Ayame's wand their names appeared in pieces of parchment and entered a yellow basket that had frilly ribbons. "Now I will remove the name and that person will be Briar-Rose while the other name removed will be the handsome prince. Don't worry, I'll figure what to do about the other characters. And the sleeping beauty is... HARRY POTTER! While the prince is... DRACO MALFOY!"
"Why do I always have to be the woman!" Harry asked.
"Because that is the law of fanfiction, Mr. Potter." Ayame replied waving his index finger and winking.
"Huh?" Harry asked confused.
"Fanfiction, Mr. Potter! You are always the weak one, female like while Mr. Malfoy is always the manly one, the one on top, the giver." Aya licked his lips and Harry looked terrified.
"I... I can be a giver!" Draco looked at Harry with horror all over his features. "I mean, I'm not even gay! You keep confusing me!" Harry messied his hair.
"It's decided then. Mr. Potter is Briar-Rose while Mr. Malfoy is the prince."
"I WILL NOT KISS POTTER!" Draco yelled.
"Do you want to lose two hundred points from Slytherin, Mr. Malfoy?" Sohma asked with a big smile.
"I'm fucked!" Draco replied.
After two hours of practice Sohma left them to go check on Yuki and Snape, but of course he came back after a little while. "How's it going?"
Both boys looked at each other and Harry asked Draco in a whisper: "Have you ever considered suicide?"
"Not until I started these detentions, Potter."
"Do you have any idea of how to get Voldemort into the school?"
Draco paled and shook his head before asking: "Why?"
"Forget it." Harry replied and started saying his lines to an observing Ayame.
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