Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass.
...............................................O_O...............................................I'm starting to think this might be true...
After having watched a variety of different yuri anime and porn flicks, Lelouch had come to a conclusion.
"Japan has a thing for mocking Christianity, doesn't it...?"
Suzaku glanced up from his novel. "What?"
"Look, it's like this," Lelouch explained, "Haven't you noticed how alot of this popular girl-on-girl stories seem to take place at CATHOLIC schools? As well as sex and perversion and so-called pastors raping young girls and boys? It always has to do with Catholic Boarding Schools...!! It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!!! I mean...Strawberry Panic makes no fuckin' sense at all!"
Suzaku gasped, slammed his book shut, and his eyes grew so wide that Kallen's ass could not even compare. "...I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT."
"So what do we do?!!" Lelouch asked, fully prepared to fight against all odds.
Suzaku opened his book again and continued to read. "We do...nothing."
"RIGHT-O!!!!"
