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No. 1) what if Alice and Ciel are culprits in making Alois cry?

"Tch! That shit head Annoyance! I swear that scheming bastard should just stab himself and rot in a Hell!" Alice cussed furiously, clenching her fists as if tempted to beat the SHIT OUT OF HIM.

"Indeed, he's mentally unstable and a pathetic existence. It's only logical that he was a failed abortion." Ciel added coldly with a distant death glare colder than dry ice."

"He should choke on dirt!"

"No! He should drown to the depths of the abyss!"

Eventually the conversation became a heated discussion of their pure hatred for Alois who just so happened to enter the room.

"What are you guys talking about?"

Ciel and Alice replying in unison sharing the same demonic expression that only humans of mutual understanding could mirror "OUR HATRED FOR YOU."

"WHY WON'T ANYONE LOVE ME?" Alois cried in the emo corner of despair.

Alice began stuttering in a nervous breakdown in a desperate attempt to keep him sane but her efforts were proven beyond useless. "I-I didn't mean that Alois! Sorry that we went too far! …b-but don't get the wrong idea! I'm not saying this out of pity or regret! I admit I don't LOVE YOU but-!"

"So you DON'T love me!" Alois sobbed uncontrollably.

"Ciel…" Alice muttered almost threateningly with a burning glare of Hellfire. The blue haired pre-teen unconsciously flinched. "I leave this matter in YOUR hands!"

"Don't push YOUR responsibility onto me!" Ciel snapped with a red vein popping on his head.

"If you've got time to argue then comfort him already!" Ordered Alice confidently with the bright shine in her eye with her finger and thumb placed under her chin.

"I refuse!" Came Ciel's unwavering answer

"…If you comfort him then I won't tell 'him' THAT!"

"It can't be! Who was the snitch who told you THAT?" Ciel was ultimately shaken. His deepest, darkest secret has been uncovered to light by Alice no less.

"I have my recourses!~" Alice replied in a mocking tone wearing a smug grin.

"Tch, fine." Agreed Ciel and so he crouched by Alois and began awkwardly comforting him… "Your claim is wrong. It's not true that nobody loves you, simply put: everybody hates you but loves you as well." All this said with a straight face of the stoically indifferent Earl. Alois had the 'WTF' expression of astonishment and sweat dropped in the platinum silence that is awkward.

"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!" Both Alice and Alois pointed out at the major shock of witnessing Ciel being random.

"My previous sentence is a paradox." Declared Ciel as if it'd solve everything

"Pssst! Alois!" Alice whispered into Alois's ear.

"What?" Once snapped out of his utterly confused trance a moment ago, Alois turned his attention to Alice as he leant lower to her level as if engaging a secretive discussion. Ciel heard Alice's whispering and sweat dropped bullets.

"Want to know about THAT?" Alice asked mischievously with a dark grin. The same grin Alois would have when he's abusing a certain SOMEONE.

"Sure!~" Alois immediately replied with a dark smirk.

"Since when did Alice adapt to the vibes of others…?" Ciel muttered to no one in particular.

No.2) what if Lucian isn't a demon?

"I guess there's no point in hiding it any longer…this 'game' is should be put to an end, no?" Lucian mumbled darkly to Sebastian and Claude who cornered him and Alice at a dead end in an alleyway.

"Lucian! Don't tell them no matter what!" Alice warned her contractor.

"As long as you don't prove a threat to my young master with your existence then I shall overlook you." Reasoned Sebastian, Ciel stood by his butler with his arms crossed and maintaining his usual cold demeanour.

"It's exactly as it is, now tell us your true identity before it's too late." Claude concluded, Alois's back was leaning on the brick wall with one foot bent up as support wearing his signature smirk.

"Alice, I'm telling them for your sake due to our contract so please understand the situation. I am…a vampire." The expressions of the unknowing people were surprised by his unexpected revelation. Ciel became nervous and so did Alois as the two Earls being conscious of their necks.

"Alice, is this true?" Ciel asked with a raised eyebrow of suspicion.

"Yes, we exchanged our blood in order to seal the blood contract we agreed to be bounded by. A human and vampire contract connected by shared blood made to fulfil his desires…does it scare you?" Alice held her ground and stood protectively with arms outstretched in front of Lucian. "As his blood contractor and his servant, I can't let you interfere!"

"Alice, my throat's dry…I can't hold back my vampire senses anymore…" Lucian coughed in a hoarse voice.

Immortal action ensures as the alternate storyline progresses. PLEASE USE YOUR IMAGINATION!~

No.3) What if Alois goes completely yandere to Alice and she becomes completely tsundere to him?

"Alice! Alice! Alice! There's no one in the world that's capable of loving you more than me! I want you to only smile at me and me alone because you belong to no one else but ME! Hey? Did you know I have a new goal in life using my contract with Claude? My goal is to make you mine!~ Alice! Listen to me! Look at me! NOW! Why won't you answer me? Are you too shy? Are you happy? I wish for nothing else but to be loved by the one I love and that's you!~" Alois ended his endless topic to breathe in desperation. His face darkened under the shadows of his bangs and the pupils in his sky blue eyes grew small to a psychotic state of appearance. Alois smirked like the Cheshire himself as if he was so happy and excited about just seeing her.

"Shut up…" Alice mumbled darkly.

"Alice?" Alois tilted his head slightly to the side in confusion. "You don't have to hide your feelings! I'll accept everything about you because that's the extent of my love!~"

Alice clenched her fist tightly and red vein popped on her head then she snapped and landed a swift punch right in his face. "What part of SHUT UP don't you understand? Annoyance! Like I'd hide my feelings! Why would I hide my feelings and still not hit you?" She was utterly pissed off for more reasons than one and was also deeply blushing. Alois was ultimately snapped out of his yandere trance after he fell to the ground from the unleashed force of Alice Nightrave.

"Huh? I don't get it! Why did you hit me?" Alois was now on a verge of crying in pain from her powerful punch sent to the head which throbbed. His innocent blue eyes teary and wide and his jaw wobbled slightly like he wanted to scream in agony but held it in. Like a child that got hurt and was in needof have comfort. All he did was simply stare up at her and she was already touched by his sheer cuteness.

"Tch! First following me around since THAT TIME, then declaring random things non-stop and finally you returned to your 'light side'! Seriously, I can only rank you as the scheming bastard and nothing else! ...but even so, I admit I was A LITTLE BIT happy that you said you love me…JUST A LITTLE!"

"Really Alice? YESSS! I knew my feelings would reach you! But it was hard work just finding the right time and place to say it to you so that you'd understand!"

"Don't think I felt this way because I wanted to! It's all YOUR FAULT for making me have feelings for you!" If possible, Alice was blushing even deeper as she crossed her arms and turned away from Alois who was currently overwhelmed by optimist emotions and becoming highly hyperactive and happy go lucky in a state of bliss. "And if you're saying that you LOVE me then at least say it better! Not that I'd expect you to since you're an idiot…"

"If anyone comes in the way of our moment then I'll kill them before it's over!~ Not even Lucian or Ciel can get in the way because I've already dealt with them…" Alois assured smiling purely. "But maybe that's not enough…I could torture them by *BEEP* so that they'll have to walk sideways then *BEEP* so that they're mute and then…heheh…HEHEHAHAHAHA!"

"Sheesh, you don't have to go THAT FAR just for yourself without thinking of others, Alois!"

"I consider this a privilege to converse with you like this!~"

"Hey! I don't need your constant flattery, but I'll accept it. It's not so bad either…"

"I love how you're so quick to answer and how you turn to face me! I love the times when we share the same moment whether it's worthless to you but to me it means the world. I love how you lack the skill to talk to other guys besides me that it's cute, how you're full of bad flaws that you're far from perfect and how you accept it and live your imperfect life. But to me, you yourself is perfect for me!"

"Well I hate how you hide your true personality with a fake façade and how you're a scheming bastard that's twisted…we're supposed to be rivals yet I'm second guessing myself and I question myself: just what exactly are you to me?"

"Eh?" Alois was dumbstruck and confused by Alice's shared thoughts of a tsundere.

"Well I claim you're my rival no less or more! Tch! As if I'd love an idiot like you!"

"If it's you, I'll wait until then!~ You'll come to love me…regardless the cost…" Alois's smirk never left his face and his yandere vibe just became disturbing.

"That's not c-c-cute at all!" Alice refused to fall for his childish enthusiasm of being with her, her blush returned as she still had her arms crossed and her glare diverted at an angle. Alois's constant smiling and wide eyed innocence was too much, even for HER.

No.4) What if Alice, Alois and Ciel swapped personalities? Tsundere Alice = Kuudere Alice, Yandere Alois = Tsundere Alois, Kuudere Ciel = Yandere Ciel.

Ciel smirked widely with clouded eyes while holding his fencing sword. "If you dare get in the way then prepare to be a sacrificial pawn! Your existence is a mere foil in my plans and revenge!" He swiftly raised his blade above his head and was only a centimetre from piercing Alois through the heart as soon as he heard the tsundere blonde's reply.

"I don't give a damn! Such an idiot lowlife as you doesn't deserve the great presence of I, Alois Trancy! It's not as if I wanted to be your arch enemy! I only wanted to be closer to Alice but you're always with her!" Alois yelled angrily, provoked and pissed off for more reasons than one. Alois's sword was knocked out of reach as the two were having a fencing dual as Alice watched the battle with her signature stoic expression of boredom.

"Ciel, you're the victor. Now sheath your sword and avoid unnecessary aftermath." Demanded Alice coldly with arms crossed while leaning the wall as a bystander.

"Exactly what I said before!" Alois agreed as he stood up and dusted his jacket after Ciel snarled threateningly and did as Alice said.

"If it weren't for Alice, I'd have killed you right there and then…"

"If it weren't for Alice, I'd be killed right there and then…"

Alice sighed outwardly in shame the way an adult sighs at their children that they've scolded more than once for repeating the same mistakes. "Just what would you guys do without me? And here I am, simply the audience yet I have to be involved in order to stop you from crossing the boundaries!"

"True, sorry Alice." Both Earls answered in unison.

"Tch…scolding you guys should be the job of butlers…"

"Alice, am I wrong as to defeat the obstacles in our way. All obstacles obstructing our path of love only proves an annoyance in the games that's meant for only TWO players. That is you and me which others taking part should never interrupt or else face the consequences of loss..." Ciel glared and narrowed his clouded eyes at Alois in hatred and disgust.

Alois began sweat dropping within Ciel's sight, he was petrified on the inside but he kept his words strong as well as his arrogant noble's personality. "Bloody Hell! What's with your creepy words with hidden meanings? You'll never get the girl with a twisted view of life!" He then pointed his finger accusingly at Ciel and his eyes enflamed with strong irritation for his arch enemy. "You disgust me!" He spat as he swiftly delivered a swift high kick into Ciel's stomach.

"Hehehe…you're either extremely brave or you're an abusive fool as to even TOUCH me!" Ciel chuckled darkly and he unsheathed his sword and aimed for his throat until Alice took action.

"Alright that's enough." Alice concluded with a shrug of indifference. "Take it any further and I won't bother to collaborate with you." She interfered with their violent dispute by stepping between them as if she couldn't care less whether she would get hurt or feel feelings of anxiety and fear, if she felt it or had a reaction in her kuudere case.

"You idiot! Don't just barge in and expect everything to end your way! What if you get hurt? At least think of yourself before others! This is why…"

"Alice…this is all for your sake. Step aside, I don't know what I might do if I end up making you hate me if I injured you. Please understand that…"

"…My corset's string got undone but I can't tie it by myself since it's at the back of my dress…I can't see how I'm tying it…Lucian's still fighting the macabre with Sebastian and Claude…*sigh* This is embarrassing but can one you tie it properly for me?"

After witnessing the independent Alice in desperate need of help reached the hearts of the two Earls and then stopped their unsettled battle of bloody gore and violence that ensured.

"Allow me to!" Ciel insisted, his yandere side subsiding.

"Thanks." Alice answered with acceptance.

"No way in Hell! How can you easily let a guy tie your corset string? You're a girl and we're boys! Don't you know the major difference in that?" Alois objected determined to stop Ciel from getting in close-range with Alice who was stoically standing there without a complaint. "No don't let him! I'll get Hannah to do it for you! N-Not that I'm depending on that hoe! She's suited for lowly tasks so it's only normal!"

"If you don't want me to tie it for her then why don't YOU do it, Trancy?" Ciel asked with a secretive grin of self-satisfaction and confidence.

Alois blushed furiously after a second and sweat dropped nervously. "DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID? SEE? THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH!"

"No, your opinion doesn't concern me. As long as I can assist Alice then I'll do so." Ciel wasn't even tying the corset strings and instead was fiddling with it and pretended he knew what he was doing while Alice was completely unaware of it. "So innocent…"

"YOU FAIL!" Alois yelled in shock of realisation. "If you can't even tie it properly then why bother? I can't stand to even look at a bastard like you! I'll tie it myself!" At that moment, Alois walked briskly up to Alice and Ciel then kicked the bluenett aside who fell heavily to the ground from the force. Alice sighed in shame at the common sight of Alois beating the shit out of Ciel then Ciel counterattacks tenfold the original pain of SHEER SUFFERING. Alois of course, was tsundere to Hannah as well, that's why he often hits her when she pisses him off with her deredere personality.

"I've had enough of your pathetic abuse! I teach you the right way to beat the shit out of someone!" Ciel began cracking his fists and prepared a physical fight of close combat. "I recently learnt bone breaking techniques from Sebastian..." His abysmally dry-ice glare of menacingly evil aura which threatened even Alois made Alice flinch unconsciously in fear.

No.5) What if Hannah is the one that abuses Alois instead?

"Urgh! Such a vile creature as you is not even a quarter related to Luca's great soul!" Hannah hissed in bitter anguish. Claude and the triplets BY CHANCE HAPPEN TO WALK PAST THE SCENE IN THE TRANCY MANOR.

"Is this how a dirty servant treats her master? It's true you're a bloody bitch who deserves to die!" Alois retorted angrily as he flipped THE FINGER at Hannah while he stuck his tongue out at her.

"DO. YOU. WANT. TO. DIE. J-I-M M-A-C-K-E-N?~" Hannah interrogated threateningly like a gang leader would snap at a victim. No, a DEMONESS would snap at an annoying bastard. Alois could've sworn he saw lightning and darkness raging as a background behind Hannah who was looming darkly over him while loading her hand gun with bullets.

"Eeeek! I'M SORRY! I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIIIIEEEE!"

"She's beating the shit out of Alois again…" Timber stated for the 17th time that day.

"He deserves it though." Canterbury continued.

"But current witnesses would feel sorry for him." Thompson added.

"BUT WE'RE NOT ONE OF THEM." Claude and the triplets said together as they walked away.

No.6) What if Alois, Lucian and Charles Grey ganged up on Ciel. (Charles Grey is a character in Black Butler's manga FOR ALL YOU BLACK BUTLER ANIME FANS WHO HADN'T READ IT YET that is indeed unworthy of a TRUE BLACK BUTLER FAN)

"I really want to knock that brat off his perch!" Charles declared one day during a visit in order to keep an eye on Ciel. This day happened to be the same day when Alice and Alois along with their butlers were invited to have tea at the Phantomhive's. Charles white hair shone radiantly in afternoon sun as he walked at a brisk pace, eager to have his duties of the Queen over and done with when it involved Ciel.

"Today's the day when I'll have my revenge no matter the method!" Alois claimed confidently.

"That shitty kid doesn't deserve to be near Alice let alone KISS HER!" Lucian growled angrily. (referring to the accidental kiss incident)

The three guys stopped at the entrance of the mansion they all hated and sighed in frustration at the same time. Alice already entered as did Claude before them.

"I don't even want to SEE him…" Charles muttered aloud. "He can't even put up a decent fight…how boring!"

"I never got the chance to put my revenge in action during the Spa Resort!" Alois complained while he was scheming vicious plans in his head. "I lost track of my failed plans now! Dammit!"

"I want to beat the shit out of him!" Lucian mumbled demonically. "Oh the joy of violence…"

"Who are YOU GUYS?" Charles asked the moment the three heard each other's complaints and aloud musings.

"Lucian, the butler serving Alice Nightrave."

"Alois Trancy, as if you don't know me!"

"I'm Charles Grey and by the way! I just realised something interesting, we have something in common, we all hate Ciel Phantomhive!~" Charles shared his discovery with an excited smile like a child discovering something so stupid yet it was so amazing that he couldn't keep it to himself.

"That's freak'n obvious! Why wouldn't we?" Alois snapped in annoyance.

"If we all want payback then why don't we team up and plot something against Seal!" Exclaimed Lucian enthusiastically.

"Hehe, sound interesting!~"

"Wow! Lucie, you're a genius!"

"I know I am! H-Hang on! Don't freak'n call me Lucie, you shit-head Annoyance!"

And hence the destined encounter and the gears of fate began…

"As guests, please remember your manners when you're within the Phantomhive estate!" Sebastian appeared at the door while smirking with extra shining effects glowing around him.

"Since when did you stand there…?" Lucian questioned with shock of Sebastian standing there as if he was standing there, waiting for them…creepy. Not to mention Sebastian didn't even open the door, Lucian did and they were immediately greeted by the black butler the moment the crack in the door formed. All three guys flinched in fear thinking of what the butler was capable of.

FIVE MINUTES LATER:

As per usual, the servants were failing in their duties. Ciel was distracted by Alice who was talking about something VERY INTERESTING, so interesting in fact the three scheming guys decided to put their plan in action.

Their objective: to make Ciel lose his cool and look like an idiot. NOW THAT'S A CHALLENGE FOR EVEN A DEMON…

Multiple choice for the reader:

Alois will challenge Ciel to a board game and purposely suck at it. Suddenly Lucian ACCIDENTALLY knocks the board across the table. Charles screams 'this is Sparta!' (Charles' idea)

All three begin cracking up hysterically at Ciel while fake-whispering and purposely mentioning Ciel, perv, cross-dresser, corset and 'LIKED IT' audibly for everyone in the room to hear. (Alois' idea)

Ciel gets knocked off his chair in shock of Lucian sneaking up behind him and screaming in his ear: "HEEEEEY CIIIIIIEEEEELLL! REMEMBER THAT TIIIIIIIIME?" (Lucian's idea)

Ciel's reaction no matter the plan: WTH?

After that, Alois, Lucian and Charles became allies in schemes and a 'mutual friendship' was born…

No.7) what if Shalbriri the teenage occultist met the Undertaker?

"This must be a long lost family reunion!" Both Shalbriri and the Undertaker wailed as they leapt through a field of corpses as they leapt through the night air embracing each other with teary eyes. IF THEY EVEN HAVE EYES…

D-Disturbing…

No.8) what if Alois and Ciel unintentionally eavesdrop on the Nightrave servants most intense 'Pairings' conversations?

"I can't stop myself from imagining it!" Miyuki whined in frustration while blushing madly. "T-Too much moe!~"

"What are you going on about?" Gianni asked out of 'parental' concern of his 'daughter'.

"Imagining what Alice and Ciel would look as a couple being teenagers! They'd look F-I-N-E!~"

"Miyuki! Though you're still a teenager, how can you possibly imagine such things?"

"It only started as a passing thought! I swear I didn't imagine any BAD THOUGHTS!"

"Your guilty expression only reveals your true thoughts!" Shalbriri cackled in amusement. "But you'd be better off imagining things about ME!~"

"Shut up Shal!"

"Keheheheh…"

"Anyway! Which pairing would be the best?" Gianni questioned as he lowered his voice to a hoarse whisper.

"I'm sure Alice and Ciel makes a cute couple!" Miyuki exclaimed.

"And why is that?" Shalbriri asked with curiosity.

"The incidents involving them are cute that's why! He kuudere and she's tsundere! They're more natural when they're together! They don't fight as far as she and Alois does and they're both compatible with similar personality traits!"

"In my opinion, Alois and Alice is a more interesting pairing. We all know Alice is a tsundere and Alois portrays yandere traits so I think the opposites-attract theory is present." Gianni informed logically. "The beginning of love for Alice is when she gets the strong impression from the guy that influences how she acts and treats him differently from others…"

"Geez, Gianni…since when were YOU a pro?" Miyuki pouted in defeat, though Gianni what was an ex-mafia boss he was experienced in many things…

"Also, Alois shows a lot of attachment and interest in Alice. Of course it's up to Alice to follow her heart!~"

"Silence Gianni! You're talk is tiring my ears! Lucian and Alice are the closest of all pairings since they're connected with that deeper 'bond'."

"You know…it feels like she got a reverse-harem going on…"

ON THE OTHER SIDE:

Ciel and Alois shared confused looks.

"Well that was fun!~" Alois cheered happily. "It sure kills time."

"Isn't eaves-dropping a BAD THING?" Ciel argued.

"Meh! Minor details! Now we know what pairings the servants ship!~ Of course Alice and I will be together forever from the start to end!~"

"Tch. Don't go ahead and fantasize such unrealistic thoughts. Alice is compatible to me then to you was what they said. Don't you think it makes sense?"

"So you're saying Alice is better paired with you then ME?"

"I'm hungry…I want to eat something sweet like parfait!"

"Hey! Listen to me!"

No.9) what if an extremely awkward situation happened between Alice and Lucian after everyone listens in on what they're doing in a locked room? MISUNDERSTANDINGS…

"No! S-Stop that's too far Lucian! It's too...aargh!"

"It's alright Alice! I promise I won't overdo it like last time...if you're scared then be sure to hold my hand, we can go through this together."

"I've had enough…I'm not ready for the rest. I-it hurts…"

"Miss Alice is so cute…"

"S-Shut up! You're so forceful, of course I won't be able to endure the pain! It's your entire fault!

"Ssssh! Don't cry Miss Alice...I hate it when you cry over something so common as this..."

"W-Who's crying? IDIOT!"

"Please Miss Alice, one last time..."

"No-! Nnnnggghh!"

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR:

Ciel: "This reminds me of the corset scene..."

Alois: "Thinking dirty thoughts aren't you?"

Claude: "Alice's innocence is taken..."

Sebastian: "You know Lucian is simply dabbing medicine into Alice's cut in her arm right?

No.10) what if Lucian and the triplets have a teenage demon talk?

"Lately I've been more obsessed and possessive over my contractor's soul." Lucian told the triplets feeling ashamed.

"That's natural, all demons go through it." Thompson informed logically.

"It's because of the time you spend with your contractor, the more you realise what draws you to it and the more you want to savour it." Timber added.

"Seriously? And here I thought I had personal issues." Lucian muttered with newfound knowledge.

"You'll realise when you get older over the centuries, that when you'll have that strong attachment when contracting to a good soul." Canterbury concluded.

"We call that the 'demon phase', when we go through it we should just live with it since it happens every century or so." Thompson explained.

"T-This sounds wrong..." Lucian opinionated feeling awkward.

"Yeah." The triplets replied in unison while the demons sweat dropped.


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