Pairings: none
Rating: k
Genre: Humor
Lucy woke up to some noise in her apartment. "Get out!" She yelled as she kicked something. Unfortunately, it was her bed post. There was the sound of crashing. "Looks like my bed is broken." Lucy said. The sound continued. Lucy was very annoyed with it. She put on earmuffs. She hid under her covers. She even hid under a toilet (Don't ask.) "Stupid annoying sound!" She yelled as she kicked open her kitchen door. "Get out of my house!" She yelled. There was no one there. Then, Lucy saw the most horrifying sight ever. No, not that, you dirty perverts! She watched as her apartment slowly burned. "I'm gonna kill Natsu." Lucy growled. Meanwhile, Natsu wondered if he subconsciously was a masochist, whatever that means. Probably. Gray patted him on the head. "I know how you feel, buddy. I know how you feel." Natsu shuddered at the thought of the things Lucy would do to him. Not like that, diry perverts.
