Another duo letter, this time Rex and Weevil as requested by bunnychu15 and EmbraceSadness (apologies that I couldn't make it tag-team style, I hope it's okay!) I should probably take time to remind y'all that this is just a little bit of fun and I hope I haven't offended anyone with the content! (Though all the reviews so far have been lovely) ^_^ Enjoy!
Rex and Weevil
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Right, stop shipping us. Right now. That's all we want to say. It makes things real awkward between us when one of us accidentally stumbles on a story or some fanart of us. Some of them are so bad we can barely look at each other for weeks afterwards. We get that we spend a lot of time together but so do loads of people and you don't pair them together… Oh wait, you do.
Just because we're partners in crime doesn't mean we're romantically involved. There's no evidence of this anywhere and we can back this up one hundred percent. Stop Shrimpshipping. We aren't cute or adorable together, we aren't meant to be and we really don't find each other attractive. It's creepy being paired with someone just because they're the only person you're seen to have social interaction with! We didn't even think people knew we existed really- we're minor characters that are put there to make other people look good. We didn't really think that you would start pairing us together and writing stories about us… We've talked about it and both agree that we rather wish you wouldn't.
We're also not total idiots. Sure, the series only really shows us losing duels, but we were both finalists in the National Championships and were personally invited to Duelist Kingdom by Pegasus! But no, nobody remembers that- all they see is us losing from thereon out. We know you watch the Abridged Series, and yes, we've seen how idiotic we're portrayed, but that's not how it is. So if you guys wouldn't mind sticking to canon that would be great. Stop shipping us and don't believe everything you see on the internet.
Yours sincerely,
Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood.
PS: No, we don't have dinosaur fetishes (Rex) or insect fetishes (Weevil). Don't even think about looking that up- some things cannot be unseen.
