Chapter 28
Happy fourth of July to my American readers, enjoy the fireworks and any other activity you'll partake in.
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(A week later)
Penny decides to drive to Kurt's as she's tired of not being able to do anything about Amy and Kurt, as she pulls up to his building and makes it to his door.
Knock knock
"Well hello Penny." Kurt says after opening the door.
As she pushes her way in.
"Come on in." He says sarcastically.
"Alright Kurt cut the crap."
"About what?"
"Don't play dumb, oh look who I'm talking to."
"I'm talking about Amy, your little game with her, well I'm here to tell you your playtime is over, let her go and end it with her."
"What makes you think I want to do that? Maybe I care for her." Which makes Penny laugh.
"Oh please the only thing you care about is yourself, you're a user and a cheater and normally at the same time."
"I get what's going on. Your jealous."
"You're insane."
"Well I'll tell you what I'll let you have some but we keep this a secret between us okay?" As he comes closer to her.
"You really think I want to have sex with you? Have you hit your head?"
"Don't act like that's not the reason for you coming here all fired up." He says placing one hand on her shoulder and drawing it down to the top of her breast.
"We can have fun again Penny, I know you're dying to know what it feels like to be with a real man after being with the all of those nerds." As he begins to make his way down her breast, before he can Penny throws his hand off of her.
"You keep your filthy hands off of me, got it or I'll castrate you."
"Always threaten but never back it up." He says placing his rather large hands on her shoulders.
"I wasn't asking if you wanted to?"
"Bestie Kurt. What's going on?" Amy says walking into the apartment as the door is open.
"Oh nothing Penny just decided to stop by."
"Okay but I'd like it if you removed your hands off of my bestie."
"Only if I get want I want and I feel like having sex with both of you." He says shutting the door and locking it.
"You have lost it, so forget it."
"Oh Penny Penny, you keep thinking I'm asking."
Oh my He's going to rape us. Amy thinks. I can't let that happen to bestie and me. I'll never forgive myself if something happens to her.
As Kurt starts to unbuckle his pants Amy sprays his face with mace and Penny kicks him in the balls, as he's clutching himself on the ground.
"Oh Kurt that must really hurt, but seeing how you started using roids for body building and stuntman work once we moved here they must be really small, probably the size of grapes. "
"Come on Ames."
"Just a second, Kurt it's over between us." She says. As Penny takes Amy back to Amy's
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At Amy's as Penny and her are sitting on the couch, Amy is resting her head on Penny's shoulder.
"Oh bestie, this was all my fault, if only I had listened to you."
"Amy it's not your fault, I understand you refusing to listen, Kurt can be very convincing and plus he was your first sexual partner."
"Yes I guess you're right, thank you Penny I don't know what I'd do with out you."
"Well for your sake, you better hope you don't find that out."
"Oh bestie you just know what to cheer me up."
"I'm glad I feel like I've taken you for granted at times." Penny tells Amy.
"But if there's anything I can do or say to make you feel better." Penny tells Amy
"Thank you I will." She says huskily.
As Penny is sitting back on the couch, Amy leans toward Penny and straight for her lips, Penny sees what's going on at the last seconds and moves before Amy is able to kiss her and jumps off the couch.
"What the hell Amy, yes I said anything but not that."
"Well you're being so nice and caring and your usual self."
"As a concerned friend, that is all."
"Oh Penny I'm sure that is true, but why would you and I be friends if you don't feel something here between us. It's not like we have that much in common."
"Because I'm friends and despite your shortcomings I like you and you could say the same thing about me and the guys as well as Bernadette if you're going to go there. Which yes I'm different than you all but I like you all, it doesn't mean I want to sleep with you or the guys."
"Well I'm sure the guys Sheldon included has imagined you in their bed. Of course Howard and Sheldon are the only ones that haven't actually accomplish that. Just a little kiss, I'm not asking for tongue, or to strip those clothes off of you and have my way with your glorious body."
"Amy stop now, this is not the way friends talk or act towards one another unless they feel something towards them, I do not feel anything towards you past friendship and that's in question if you keep talking like this. Nor do I feel anything towards any woman or have I, I like guys."
"So I've heard."
"Amy are you a leisban?"
"Of course not."
"So you only feel this way towards me?"
"Well no, since Missy's presence has reappeared I have a strong sexual desire for her as well." Oh boy Penny thought, well that's a relief, I think.
"Do you think I could get Missy to be up for a lesbian experiment?"
"Amy I would not bring that up with her and no I don't think you would."
"Look I'm a little flattered that I was the first girl crush you had, but I'm straight. "
"So would you be interested if you weren't?"
"I don't know, what's the point since I'm not? Besides it'd be all hypothetical. Look since you're attracted to me and Missy but aren't sure about other women, why don't you figure out your preference before you attempt another relationship. Okay?"
"I suppose."
"I got to go. Figure it out Amy, either way your still Amy to me, okay?"
"Okay."
Once Penny is out in the hall
"Well I could do worse, at least if I we're to become one I'd have options." She jokes.
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(Two weeks later)
Missy sitting on the couch when the phone rings, she notices it's momma.
"Hey Momma, how are you?"
"I'm fine sweet girl, but how's my baby in California?"
"She's good."
"Well that's good to hear. You and Shelly getting along?"
"Yes. At first he wanted me to sign this ridiculous agreement he had with all these rules, but I vetoed some of them, we came to a agreement and understanding that worked for both of us and I signed it."
"Well good, just don't be too hard on him, I remember how you use to torture him as a child."
"I did not torture him, I just needed a tea party partner or Barbie needed a hero to save her."
"You know he did not like it when you took his action figures, especially for that."
"I suppose. Besides it wasn't my fault Barbie kept needing a superhero to save her."
"So where are ya' staying?"
"At Shelly's."
"What about his roommate? Is Shelly having you sleep on the couch? If he is I'll call him as soon as we're done talkin'."
"No he's not. Leonard isn't here, I'm sleeping in his room."
"Leonard isn't there? Did they have a fight?"
"No. He's off on some science thing on a boat out at sea."
"Oh. Good because he was making you sleep on his couch I'd give him a talkin' to."
"You really think I'd agree to that? I'm staying here for the summer which is when Leonard returns until I find something. I'll fine something before he returns, don't want to wake with him coming back early or something while I'm asleep in his bed."
" No you don't especially with some one like Leonard. So How's that goin'? You find a job yet or what ya' want ta' do?"
"Yeah. I start modeling in a couple days."
"A model? Missy really? That's what you left home for so you can prance around with your goodies displayed?"
"Momma there will be no of my goodies hanging out, it's a clothing company, like the JC Penney's catalog you read. I'll be modeling clothes that's all."
"Very well. But if I hear about you displaying a bunch of skin I'm gonna come done there and straighten ya' out."
"Yes ma'am. It's not like I'm going to make a career out of it, it'll only be part time."
"You have an idea of what you want to do?"
"I have a general idea, but unsure, I'll talk to Shelly about it. He'll give me a honest opinion."
"You could say that about him. I gotta go have to get ready for church."
"Okay bye." Missy said hanging up before heading to her room and tidy up in there.
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"So Bernie and I have some news."
"What is it?" Penny asks.
"You're pregnant?" Raj says.
"Bernadette is really a spy to steal our work. Which would explain you two" Sheldon says.
"I'm not a spy. " You and Penny are so conventional?
"What do you mean by that would explain us?" Howard asks.
"He means Bernadette is a goddess and you're well you." Raj explains.
"Well neither is correct. Howard and I are moving."
"What? Where?"
"Into an apartment for now if we have a family we'll move into a house then."
"So how did your mother take it?"
"I haven't told her yet, I'm sure she'll be fine."
"Yes I'm sure she'll be totally okay with it."
"Oh yes she'll totally understand the catholic girl taking her little boy away from her." Raj jokes.
"It's not like I'm moving away." Howard says.
As the gang chats and eat the burgers or hot dogs that Missy, Penny and Sheldon cooked for the fourth of July on the roof after Sheldon caved into Missy's demands. Sheldon tries to tune out Missy and Penny's celebrity gossip of some actress named Kaley from some show called the Big Bang theory dating Henry Cavil the star of Man of Steel.
"Look at the way Missy is eating that hot dog, makes you jealous huh? Do you think there's a way to ask if she can fit the whole thing in her mouth to see if she could handle it or would she choke on it, I bet she doesn't have much of a gag reflex if any?" Howard jokes to Raj.
"Stop that's the woman I care about, I won't have you speaking of her like that. Plus stop with these comments you'll ruin it for me."
"Fine, when are you going to make your move?" Howard asks.
"I'm giving her space to get adjusted, plus don't want to come off as desperate or needy like Leonard did when Penny first moved across the hall."
"Well I do agree with that about Leonard." Howard says.
"Just want to point out the longer you wait the more likely the men of Pasadena and the greater Los Angeles area will find out about this tall brunette blue eyed Texan beauty." Howard says. As Raj looks at Missy who smiles at him and who smiles back.
"That's nice buns you have there Missy." Howard says as Missy just rolls her eyes.
"Uhh." Penny groans.
"Howie." Bernadette says hitting him upside the head.
"Howard please refrain from your comments." Sheldon tells him.
"It's fine Shelly, I've dealt with worse. Too bad your eating a burger instead of a hot dog as the wiener would be the biggest thing you've ever handled." Prompting the gang to laugh and Howard to pout.
"Howie it's okay, you brought it on yourself. But I still love you."
"Still that was a low blow."
As everyone resumes eating as the group later makes their way to the roof top and watch fire works.
"It's too bad this apartment doesn't have a pool, I could totally go for a swim, not to mention get in to my new bikini."
"I don't know about the swim outside of Raj's hot tub, but you could always model for us later, right Raj?" Raj just shakes his head no.
"Howard please." Penny says.
"Penny I'm sure you and Bernie could model bikinis as well for us."
"Like I would ever strut in front of you."
"I mean for practice, Missy's a model now right, might as well practice."
"Wearing clothes. Not bikinis or revealing clothes. Bernadette put him on a leash before I put him down." Missy warns.
"My sister will not be parading around here nor will the others like a piece of meat to gawk at, Howard I'm about to give you three strikes. "
"Is he always like this?" Missy asks.
"No he's normally well behaved, but the old him comes out, it's like one step forward two steps back." Penny says.
"Howard behave, or the fireworks will be the only thing lifting off, if you get my drift."
"Fine."
Yep both are freaky. Penny thinks.
As they've made their way to the roof Raj watches the fireworks and looks around at the others as Bernadette dressed in a tight fitting blue tank top that leaves nothing to the imagination and short red skirt as she snuggles against her husband. Penny in a white tank with blue and red shorts as she touches hands with Sheldon dressed in a Captain America shirt and khaki pants, as Raj looks back to Missy as he takes in her appearance dressed in a red tank and short jean shorts with red white and blue sandals as her dark hair is down hanging off her shoulder. Howard is right the longer I wait the more likely some guy will come along and notice her.
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Yep Kaley is dating Superman, I wonder what Sheldon would think? Lol. Of course Leonard would pout and sulk.
Just trying to figure out what career path for Missy, not sure how long that will take.
