Chapter 28: Ruri-iro Kuujaku

1. Stare at his face, and tell him he has a really big zit.

2. Offer him cream/lotion for dry skin which actually makes people itch like crazy.

3. Watch him scratch himself like crazy the whole day.

4. Call him Fuji Kuujaku constantly.

5. Pull his feathers and say that there's a shortage of pillows so you need to borrow some to stuff yours.

6. Scream whenever you see him, clutch your eyes, and scream, "My eyes, they burn! His ugliness is blinding me!"

7. Stick laxatives in his food.

8. Whenever he goes on a beauty rant, say, "I know, you really are beautiful! Compared to Wabisuke I mean."

9. Put clown make up on him when he sleeps.

10. Hear him scream the next morning when he looks in the mirror.

11. Alternately, draw a mustache and big fuzzy eyebrows on him in big black permanent marker.

12. Force him into a Rock Lee (naruto) cosplay costume thing.

13. Take pictures, and show them to everyone!.

14. When you hear moaning sounds in the bathroom, say loudly, "Oh, what an ugly way to suffer."

15. Cackle like a maniac whenever you see him and shoot bazookas at him. (Yeah, it's random.)

16. Watch him dodge your shots, and then throw in a firecracker that makes his hair stand straight up.

17. Take more pictures and show them to everyone!

18. After the humiliation, blame it on Ganju.

19. Watch as Fuji Kujaku hunts Ganju down.

20. Warn Ganju in advance, and help him gather a whole bunch of boars.

21. Start a stampede of boars as Fuji Kujaku comes.

22. Watch him get trampled, and shake your head, commenting to the people who are watching the stampede with you that this is one very painful and ugly way to die.

23. If he survived the boar stampede, force him down Kukaku's canon.

24. Now point him high into the sky and FIRE IN THE HOLE!

25. Tell him his aesthetic taste is very poor, and advise him to buy better cologne.

26. If he doesn't use cologne, fan your nose and say, "Phew, no wonder! You smell like Ganju's boars!"

27. Ask him why he still hasn't taken a shower after being trampled and shot out of a cannon.

28. Pull on his braid every time you see him.

29. Tell him he looks like a harpy, and add that he's not the most beautiful, Sode no Shirayuki is, and he can't even be considered competition.

30. Make sure you can out run his sword, and FLEE before he releases his shikai!