Here's Part 2 You guys have been more than patient! Have I told you guys how much I love you all? :D


296 comes from Klaine Lover

Hey nevermind. We'll wait.

Aww thanks for waiting and waiting and-you know :P

So I have a weird dream a few years ago when I'm still innocent.

Padfoot- Was? You're not innocent*gasp*

Moony- Who is anymore?

So I was dreaming about some monster chasing me, they're going to kill me. I was running through a mansion. Every door I open a monster will be there waiting to kill me.

Padfoot- :O!

Moony- That sounds very creepy.

After opening a door a weird light saved me. I was about to thank that light. Then it took out a knife and tried to kill me. Then I woke up from that dream.

Moony- I think the light was an angel!

Padfoot-Why would the angel try and kill her?

Yeah then again angels aren't all that nice…

Any extreme dreams to share with me?

I once had a dream I was falling into darkness and I couldn't feel the bottom then I woke up choking because of it. It was so scary.

Padfoot- Cool story bro. I once had a dream that I was a dog and a man kidnapped me and trapped in his cellar and I was stuck down there and *whimper* It was scary!

Moony- I once had a dream I was flying :D Very nice. One of the best dreams ever!

See everyone says they've had a flying dream I never have!

Moony- Really?

Padfoot- What's wrong with you *shakes head*

:P I know I'm weird!

I'm not in Gryffindor-

Me neither *high five*

Padfoot- Traitors!

Moony- Pads, you exaggerate.

anymore. To prove it. Here's a tape recording I have anybody here have a TV?

I do *brings in TV and VCR* *sits down exhausted* God I'm so tired.

Padfoot- Someone needs to work out…

You know what…shut up!

Padfoot- I win. :D

Scene 1

Me: *walking* *bumps into an asshole Slytherin girl*

Asshole: Hey watch where you're going!

Me: Well I'm sorry.

Asshole: Well sorry is not enough!

Me: Well what will make you happy?

Asshole: Well maybe I hex you.

Me: *runs* AAAAHHHH BLAINE KURT HELP!

Klaine: Klaine Lover what's going on?

Asshole: Well Anderson you cousin bump into me so I have to hex her.

Kurt: Bitch please that's not even fair she apologized.

Asshole: Well that's not good enough.

Kurt: How about a STFU and GTFO. *looks evil*

Me: Thanks guys.

Kurt: Your welcome.

Blaine: Go to your dorm room, I'll see you tomorrow.

Kurt: Sure *walks to Slytherin common room*(no judging Kurt)

Blaine: Well since you just transferred so how about sleeping after the traveling.

Me: *yawn* okay. *walks to room* *walks into room* *lie down on bed and sleep*

The Next Morning

Headmistress McGonagall: Students we have a new student here. She's a muggleborn and her name is Klaine Lover. Klaine Lover how about we sort you into the suitable house for you.

Me: That will be great. *sits on chair with sorting hat on it*

Sorting hat: Ah you don't want to be a house full of assholes.

(Padfoot- HAHAHAH *dies* Moony- OMG! Padfoot!)

Me: yeah

Sorting hat: You're not that smart too. You're at average level.

Me: Okay...

Sorting hat: You're not that courageous too.

Me: True.

Sorting hat: Always positive... But you have all houses blood in you. Only when you feel like it... Hmmmm the house you will be in is HUFFLEPUFF!

Hufflepuff table: Oh yeah.

Me: *tie turns to hufflepuff colour* Hi my name is Klaine Lover.

Hufflepuff: Hi. You're a cool girl already.

Slytherin table: Hey Mudblood.

Me: What did you call me. *stands*

Klaine, Wevid, Niff(Nick and Jeff): *stands*

Slytherin table: Nevermind *backs off*

Me: Good if I hear something I never want to hear again, I will kill you. *sits down and eat breakfast*

Hufflepuff: That's pretty cool. None of us ever tried to stand up to them, but you are awesome there with the power couples in the school.

Me: I know them. They are the power couple in the muggle school they are studying in. So yeah.

tapes end

And that's how I found out I am a Hufflepuff. So yeah. Sorry if I'm not in Gryfinndor or something else cause I'm alway positive. So keep up the good work.

Yay! We can be Hufflepuff buddies!

Padfoot- Lame.

You're lame.

Padfoot- Your face.

Your mom.

Padfoot-*smiles* Okay you got me there.

I win. :D

Question 297 comes from PhoenixRose92

OMM!

Padfoot- Well hello to you too :)

Moony- Why so excited?

Hi!

Guys, guess what? ! ? ! *doesn't wait for anyone to guess* I GOT INTO POTTERMORE! *screams and does happy dance*

I got my House and everything! ! Sirius, you gotta promise not to kill me. I was just as shocked, well, maybe more so 'cause it was totally unexpected. It turns out, I'm a Slytherin!

Padfoot- Are all the fangirls here Slytherin?

Moony- Good for you!

Cool! I got into my house too :D

Shocked?

Padfoot- Very.

So am I! ! Who'd seen that coming! I guess I can't say I'm a Gryffindor anymore! :(

Moony- Don't feel too bad!

Yeah I mean Slytherin gets a good person :D

Moony, Padfoot, u guys still love me, right? *sad puppy dog eyes*

Moony- Of course :D

Padfoot- …yeah I guess…I mean it's not like you're mean or anything…sometimes…but yeah I still love you :D

Lizzy, are u in Pottermore yet?

Hell yeah I'm in Pottermore!

I'm PhoenixWolf7130. My wand is Apple w/unicorn hair, 10 inches, quite flexible.

I'm WombatRain9597 or some number like that I honestly can't remember :( that's bad isn't it? I tried logging in and it no work! It just…kills meeeee!

Lizzy, I'm serious, take as long as u need to update. I understand.

Aww you're so NICE! *glomps her* I took too long however and I'm so sorry :(!

Hugs and kisses! Love, Phoenix

Padfoot- *hugs her back* Bye!

Moony-*kisses her back* Bye!

Question 298 comes from livesinlibrary4012

Lizard, I am disappointed. Tired too. I check for a new chapter and there is one. But really it's not. *pulls out and looks at packages of hair elastics and plastic knives before running away* BYE! GOING STARK RAVING BOOOOONKERS!

I'm sorry I drove you to madness :( Hope you can forgive me…

Padfoot- You're terrible!

I knowww!

Question 299 comes from PhoenixRose92

Klaine Lover, I am sorry for my House's actions towards you. Not all of us are Assholes.

Padfoot- That's true. SetoXSara isn't.

No one should care about your Blood Status. Its stupid! Does it really matter where you come from?

Padfoot- Nope.

Moony- No!

NO! It doesn't! ! And NO ONE *cough*Sirius*cough* should care about what House you're from either! !

Moony- Yeah Padfoot.

Padfoot- -_- Sorry!

I have friends from every House, Gryffindor too! Ok, I'm friends with more Slytherins, but that's because I'm one of them! If anybody from Slytherin bothers you, tell me and I'll take care of them! *evil grin*

Aw that's cute :D Fangirls UNITE!

Question 300—

OMG!

Padfoot-*bounces up and down*

Moony- :D

*they dance for a minute in celebration*

*Party Hard!*

Okay anyways…comes from serinal

Ahhhhhhh!

Moony likes sour cream and onion!

Moony- :D I do.

That is my favourite.

Moony- Really? Does that mean I'm your favorite? ^_^

Padfoot-*outraged* Can you believe this guy? Flirting with the reviewers!

Moony- :D *trollface*

I love your little humorous chapters!

Thank you! Sorry if I haven't answered this. Also since you're the 300th reviewer you I could…mail you a picture of Remus? Like a drawing of him? If you would like?

Anyone else what me to mail them a pic of someone? I'm not THAT bad at drawing!

Padfoot- She really isn't

Moony- A picture of me?

Why not I draw all the time. When I'm bored that is…Okay well anyone who wants me to send them a pic inbox me!

Padfoot- Wow way to advertise :P

Shut up

Question 301 comes from Klaine Lover

PhoenixRose92, Klaine Wevid and Niff wants to say something to you.

Klaine, Wevid and Niff: Thank you for taking care of things. We swear that Klaine Lover always been hex by a bunch of pureblood that still believe that muggle born are still 'mudblood'.

Padfoot- What is this the 1950's?

Kurt: They called me blood traitor cause I'm dating Blaine.

Padfoot- Those assholes!

Blaine: Klaine Lover have not been smiling after all those hex. She doesn't even sing muggle songs anymore. She isn't herself anymore.

Me: ... Just mind of your own business I can take care of myself.

Blaine: Klaine Lover. *touches shoulder*

Me: *wince* It hurts.

Blaine: Who are they? Who hurt you? You did nothing wrong.

Me: Parkinson and gang. They are the only pureblood who thinks that they can hex me cause I'm muggleborn. *sigh*

Blaine: Hey it'll get better. Let me guess they hex you if you mention something muggle. They hex you if you take out your mobile phone and IPod touch.

Me: Yeah. It sucks when I can't be myself.

Blaine: It'll get better we promise.

Me: Thanks guys.

Padfoot- Yeah hang in there!

Stay strong Klaine Lover!

Moony- Don't let them think you care!

Question 302 comes from PhoenixRose92

Yea... Excuse me a moment... *storms off* Parkinson! Get your boney ass over here! I'm gonna kick your ass from here to Mars and back! *screams and evil laughter are heard* *comes back leaving the Parkinson gang whithering in pain and obviously hexed and jinxed in many, many ways*

Padfoot- Yeah! You go girl!

Moony- Cool!

*proud to be a fangirl*

*shouting over shoulder* LEAVE KURT AND KLAINE LOVER ALONE, GOT IT? ! ? ! GOOD! ! *evil grin* I don't think they'll be bothering you again.

:D they're gonna spend awhile in Hospital Wing... I was put in Slytherin for a reason, I just happen to use them for good rather than evil. :D

Good one!

*hugs Kurt and Klaine Lover* I'm a bit of an outcast in Slytherin... It sucks. They mostly leave me alone because they know I can kick their ass... Its mostly the "Death Eater" group though... *sigh*Oh well!

Padfoot- Those Death Eaters!

Moony- Those guys are really evil!

Love,

Phoenix

Question 303 comes from Klaine Lover

Me: *backs away* Thanks. I'm able to beat them up myself but I wouldn't want to go to detention. So yeah.

Oh yeah mid year exams are coming. Shit I hate exams. Wish me luck.

Padfoot- Good luck!

Good luck!

Moony- Good luck.

Blaine: PhoenixRose92 thank you for bringing the Klaine Lover we all know and love.

Everyone- Yeah thanks!

Me: Well Blaine why don't you song your boyfriend and I take pictures?

Blaine: No. I heard that you starting on a new story that have Kurt being mean to me cause I'm a nerd right.

Me: So smart. Yes cause Kurt is so popular that he's accepted for being gay as for you not accepted.

Blaine: That's unreasonable.

Me: To them it is cause you're unpopular and Kurt is the head cheerios so yeah.

Blaine: That gonna suck.

Me: Don't worry. Me Wevid and Niff are going to be in this story but in a different school. Wevid and Niff will be in Dalton and I will be in Hetalia High(anime)

(Haha I love that anime!)

school.

Blaine: Oh. Good luck in your exams and story.

Me: Thanks! :)

Blaine: No problem.

Question 304 comes from Klaine Lover

I'm pretty sure that you guys(Sirius and James) will have a reason to freak out cause I chose Snape in the previous story as Headmaster. Well I've got a good reason for it too. Well Blaine is a muggle and Dalton is an all-boys wizard school at night, in the say time it's a normal school like Math and stuff.

Headmaster Snape is brought back to teach a muggle school.

Padfoot- Ahh ewwww!

Moony- Don't be so immature Pads!

In Dalton we have for different houses too. We have the Windsor, Stuart and Hanover and Dobry house.

Moony- Interesting!

Padfoot- Last one sounded like Dobby*laughs*

All of the teachers and Headmaster Snape loves Windsor house cause we kill giant snakes and killed a dragon and things that's why Dalton have no exams at all. :) So I hope you guys understand the background behind Dalton.

Padfoot- LUCKY! No exams!

Moony-*shudders* I couldn't live without exams!

Padfoot and Lizard-*look at him like he's crazy* I COULD.

Moony- -_- Whatever.

Question 305 comes from PhoenixRose92

Me: Ok... That is getting weird...

Fred: What is-

George: getting weird?

Me: Klaine Lover... She responds to the reviews I aim towards her. Then I look up the author name and see she hasn't uploaded or updated any of her stories (their isn't anything wrong with that!

(Padfoot and Moony- Yeah there is! -_-*sarcastically* Thanks guys!)

Could Lizzy be Klaine Lover? ! ? ! :O

Padfoot- No Lizard's not as smart as Klaine Lover

Moony- Yeaah…

Fred: Don't you think that's a little insane?

George: Nope, it could very possibly be Lizzy, Fred!

Fred: You're kidding!

George: *w/wide eyes and shaking his head* No, I'm not dude! !

Me: Did you my pot brownies again, George?

George: No *looks around guiltily*

Me: Damnit, George! ! Those were my last ones! !

George: Sorry *flees*

Fred: He knows Catman?

Me: -_- funny, Fred. Hillarious. Go get your brother.

Fred: Ok. *goes off to find George.

*Fred and Goerge come back*

Me: George, you owe me some pot...

George: Really? That's all? Just buy you more pot?

Me: yup! That's it!

Fred: We don't believe that!

Draco Plushe: Nope! She's lying...

Me: WTF? ! Plushie Draco, back it the box!

Plushie Draco: No!

Me: *mutters* damn dracken plushie who don't do what you say... *continues muttering while picking Plushie Draco up and taking him to another room* Sorry. Ignore him...

*snores from George*

Fred: Why on earth did you pike Draco? ! ? !

Me: I like Draco! *pouts*

Hugs and Kisses!

Love,

Phoenix

Well…I am not Klaine Lover :P I haven't been on the site is all. I think I would get in trouble if I was just sitting here an reviewing and not updating stories.

Padfoot- I would kill you!

Yeah Padfoot would kill me.

Question 306 comes from Klaine Lover

I'm pretty sure I'm not Lizard. I mean I use UK English okay and I come from an Asian country not America. So yeah. You are not going to know which country it is cause I'm not telling. :P so yeah.

Yeah I'm not that special. I'm American Mexican or Mexican American…

I'm a Hufflepuff cause I always positive and cheerful. I'm brave, a bit evil, quite smart. But Hufflepuff is a house that I belong. And Blaine is in Hufflepuff. We're always cheerful and positive and we are loyal. I'm pretty sure that me and Blaine used to prank Cooper before he left for Hollywood. That bastard. And we get angry easily and turn back to happy. Somehow like mood swings. We are in our teenage years after all.

Hope you all understand. I respond cause people are talking to me(sometime I don't even respond at all if I don't like the person I may think of ways to hex he or she and blame it on someone else). Blaine, Kurt, Wes, David, Nick and Jeff are my friends in Hogwarts. Let's say the houses of the power couple in Hogwarts.

Me and Blaine are in Hufflepuff.

Kurt is in Slytherin.(any mean comments from James and Sirius those two will die I'm serious(no pun intended))

Padfoot- I won't say anything!

Moony- Yeah I'll keep his mouth shut.

Wes is in Ravenclaw.

David, Nick and Jeff are in

So yeah I hope that people will understand I mean I can sing a Chinese song without saying anything.

And I can try and fail! :D I actually do want to learn Chinese its cool.

Question 307 comes from PhoenixRose92

Its cool. Klaine Lover. I was just messing with you. I didn't mean anything mean by it. :D

Yea, I really thought I'd be a Hufflepuff myself. I was really suprised when I was put in Slytherin... I just sat there in shock! Professor McGonagall the tell to get off! ! XD

Padfoot- Haha! That Minnie!

Love,

Phoenix

Bye Phoenix!

Padfoot- Bye Becky!

Moony- Goodbye!

Last Question 308 for this chapter comes from Klaine Lover

So whoever reviews and of course Padfoot, Moony, Prongs, Lizard and Lily can think up of a title and win will get a chocolate tart that is baked by Blaine and will ask a few questions so Klaine Wevid and I will answer.

Padfoot-Ahhh! I want to win!

Moony- So do I!

So do I!

Nancy-*nonexistent* *rolls her eyes*

Moony- She said "Oh great no one even noticed me until now. Screw this I'm going back to my room."

Nancy-*leaves*

Any sick(perverted) questions I'll let Klaine and Wevid answer as for me I will answer normal questions.

For example

Yo Klaine Lover what do you like to do in your free time?

Me: Well I like to spend my free tine hanging out with my family and use my computer.

As for perverts who wants to know about Klaine and Wevid sex life.

Yo Klaine Lover, what kind of kinks do you like?

Me: W-what! Why? I'm an innocent girl.

Blaine: Well I do have a daddy issue. So Kurt is my Daddy. This kink is called daddy!kink.

Wes: Well I dunno what kink I like so no answer from me and David.

Kurt: Like what Blaine say. I interested in a master and slave kink. Blaine and I did it before. It was fun.

Padfoot- Oh Moonnnyyyy!

Moony- -_- How come I know where this is going…

Okay that was an stupid examples I made.

So my question do you guys watch smosh?

Padfoot- Uh no…

Moony- Nope sorry.

I did once it was a twilight parody HILARIOUS!

Okay bye

Bye Klaine Lover!

Moony- Bye!

Padfoot- Bye bye!


Okay so before I go watch Mayday recommended by Klaine Lover :D. I have to say that there will only be THREE MORE CHAPTERS! I only intend to go up to 30 chapters because as you can see I can no longer handle so many stories at the same time!

Also I wasn't kidding about the Drawing thing. I'll send you a drawing if you want. If you live in another country it might take a while and by a while I mean a LONG while.

But yeah...

Thanks for those who kept commenting (Klaine Lover and Phoenix especiallly)