To Rach: hey babe wher the school rite now?

To Santana: In the choir room. Why?

To Rach: i've got 2 presents 4 u. u'll find the first one easily if you run across the hall and look out the bathroom window. it's on top of the flag pole. :D

To Santana: It had better not be my underwear… Jacob B I already tried that party trick once…

To Santana: What the hell? Is that…

To Rach: finnept says he is xtremly sorry and will not b bothering u ever again. he'll tell u that himself as well when he figures out how 2 get down.

To Santana: Do I even want to know how you got him up there? No…don't answer. I definitely don't want to know.

To Santana: And now I'm slightly worried as to what present #2 is…

To Rach: we just used Britt's crane no biggie

To Rach: i think u'll like it. head over to the cafeteria and look next 2 the vending machines. trust me babe u'll know it when u c it. or well when u don't c it i mean.

To Santana: Brittany has a…nevermind. Of course she does.

To Santana: Ahhh…so this was what Figgins was grumbling about earlier. Something about being bullied into removing a source of enjoyment for the students…. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say. Plus, they never served grape anymore.

To Rach: i shud of gotten it take out a long time ago

To Rach: ive got somethign else i wanna give u but i wanna do it n person. came back to the choir room?

To Santana: On my way. Though if it's sex, we'll need to take it to the disused bathroom in the social studies hallway. I heard Schue saying something about planning our next assignment during lunch.

To Rach: meet me in the social studies hallway? no j/k kind of. just come okay. c u soon.

one hour later

To Rachel from Quinn: IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

To Rachel from Quinn: No, not the obvious hickey on your neck. I KNOW that's what I think it is, so you can stop playing with your hair. I mean on your left hand.

To Santana from Quinn: You. Me. Cheerios locker room. Now.