The Hellsing Files
-Exposed
"Kei, what the hell are you doing?" Akai stared at her friend, who was currently messing with a large square of cloth and rope.
Kei grinned up at her. "Kei's making a shower curtain, Akai-sama."
"...Why?"
He shrugged. "Seras-san wanted one, so Kei offered to make one for her."
Akai shook her head. "Okay..." She walked away, leaving Kei to finish his curtain.
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"Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmm..." Seras hummed as she stood in the shower, washing her hair. She was so busy humming that she didn't hear the bathroom door open.
Until the shower curtain was pulled aside.
Seras screamed.
Kei screamed.
Kei ran out of the room yelling for 'Akai-sama'.
Seras vowed to someday kill the werewolf.
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Moral- Bad things always seem to happen to Seras. And poor Kei's eyes. They were virgin until this point... O.o
