Earmuffs

"So what exactly are these earmuffs?" asks Sirius.

"They block out loud noises and protect your ears." Replies Lily. "Muggle farmers use them when they drive tractors."

"We should get some of those for when Padfoot decides to bring a banshee into the room."

"Hey! I resent that! What's a tractor?"

"It's not nearly as bad as Prongs and Lily. Never mind what a tractor is!"

"Hey! We always use a silencing charm!"

"Not the time you drank too much Firewhisky and were moaning 'Oh Lily, you're so-"

"ALRIGHT! I think we've all heard enough!"

"I forgot about that, sorry mates."

"Where can we get some of these?"

"I'll get you all some for Christmas yeah?"

"Er- could you make it sooner? Pete tends to get a bit excited when he sees the Sunshine Girl in the Prophet.

"Do not!"

"Alright, alright. I've learned things I could've lived without! You'll get them before dinner on Friday."

"Excellent."

A/N: Thanks to MyMelo for betaing!