(I may or may not have just watched the episode 'Can I Keep Him?' just to see Johnny Rancid. That guy needed more air time, seriously.)

"Okay, next question." Cheshire was holding a laptop, and since everyone was bored (Again) they were answering this random questionnaire that Cheshire had found online.

Cheshire hissed when she clicked onto the next question. "What is it, Ches?" Angel asked from her position on the couch, snuggling with Kyd Wykkyd. Through gritted teeth, Cheshire said, "Who is the wimpiest villain the Titans have faced?"

Johnny thought for a second. "Control Freak. Seriously, that guy is really annoying." See-More smacked his forehead. "Duh, why do you think I denied him board here?" He said. "The guy even had the nerve to ask?" Cheshire said, sounding shocked. See-More nodded and shuddered. A couple Billy clones shuddered as well.

Gizmo shook his head. "I think the wimpiest one was that shame for technology Adonis. I mean, just shut off the mecha suit and he is a goner." A couple others nodded.

Cheshire rolled her eyes and clicked the next button. "Oh come on!" She snapped, throwing her arms up. Angel looked on the screen and giggled. 'What?' Kyd signed, looking confused. Cheshire looked at Angel and shook her head no. Angel pretended not to notice and responded, "Which is the hottest titan/villain?" A couple others snickered as well.

Kyd grinned and signed, 'That's a no brainer. Angel.' Angel giggled and kissed her boyfriend's cheek. "You two are so sweet your making my teeth rot. Next question, please." Blackfire said, rolling her eyes.

Cheshire clicked quickly, hoping that the other girls wouldn't harass her about the fling she had/was having with Speedy. "Well, this one we all have to answer... Kitten, are you asleep?" "No!" Kitten immediately sat up. "Aw, is the little kitty up past her bedtime? Ouch!" Gizmo rubbed the back of his head and glared up at Kitten. "That hurt." He snapped. "You started it." Kitten said.

XL rolled his eyes and looked at Cheshire in a way that said, 'Just say the question already.'

Cheshire nodded and said, "What is the grossest thing you have ever done?" Kitten thought for a second and said, "Kiss Fang." The other girls shuddered. "How does that even work?" Angel said, shuddering. Blackfire glared and said, "Angel. Don't tempt the boys." "Too late." Johnny said, grinning. Blackfire's eyes glowed for a split second, and any lewd comment the boys had in mind was silenced.

Cheshire turned towards Johnny. "You haven't answered any questions yet, Rancid. Come on, tell up." Johnny rolled his eyes. "I'm not playing such an immature game. Plus, Punk hasn't either." Punk Rocket snorted and said, "That's because I'm recovering from getting hit over the head by Robin. My ears are still ringing."

The others just looked at Johnny. "Well?" Cheshire said, grinning. Johnny sighed and thought. "Okay, fine. Uh... I guess its when I gotten eaten by a giant moth." Blackfire's eyes widened and she said, "What? Okay, that's weird." Kitten swallowed nervously and said, "Oh... so you were the one eaten by Larva M-319."

Johnny glared at Kitten, who immediately hid behind the counter. "Yes. Yes I was. And I think the damned worm is now living with Starfire so..." Blackfire hissed angrily. "Really?" She snapped.

Something beeped on Cheshire's computer and she jumped away, yelping loudly. "Cheshire, what's wrong?" Angel asked. She glanced at the screen and her eyes became the size of dinner plates. "Uh..."

Blackfire stopped glaring at her 'boyfriend' and looked at the screen. Then she blushed madly and said, "Who's laptop is this?" Kitten popped out from her hiding spot. "Why?" She asked nervously. Blackfire flew over, holding the laptop close to her so no one could see the screen.

Kitten glanced at the screen and screeched. "Fang, I swear on all things holy, I am going to KILL YOU!" She yelled, clicking a few buttons. "What was even on it?" Gizmo said, perfectly confused. "Never mind." All the girls said quickly.

See-More rolled his eye. "Who cares? Plus, we got places to rob tonight."

The group headed out.

AT THE TITAN'S TOWER...

"YOU LOST SILKIE!" Starfire said, hysterical. Beast Boy nodded. "I just left him alone for like, ten minutes to hang out with Raven, that's it! When I come back, there is a huge mess, and... is that zora berries?" Starfire glanced over at the pot. "Zorka berries... I was planning on making a pie this afternoon... and... uh oh..."

It was obvious that something had gotten into them. "We are in trouble, aren't we?" Beast Boy asked. Starfire nodded.

Then the alarm went off. "Trouble! The Villains Group is raiding the mall. It appears they have already raided a couple other areas as well." Robin said, rushing into the room. Starfire gulped. They would have to tell Robin later about the Silkie issue.

BACK WITH OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS...

"I'M A MOTHA F***IN MONSTER!" Kitten winced at the loud music. "Blackfire, why are you so addicted to rap?" She asked. Blackfire shrugged. "It... interests me. That's all." Kitten rolled her eyes and stuffed a couple more CDs in her bag.

See-More tried on another pair of sunglasses. "Hmm... I think these fit me quite nicely." He said, grinning. Billy rolled his eyes as several of his clones were investigating the sports store.

Angel flew out of the pet store with a couple parakeets following. "Kyd, PLEASE?" She asked, holding one up. Kyd just raised his eyebrows, but signed, 'Fine. I am not taking care of them though.' Angel fist pumped and went back into the store.

XL grabbed some more sketch pads. "Are you serious? Stealing sketch pads?" Johnny said, shocked. XL grinned and then showed him a previous drawing he did. Johnny's eyebrows raised. "Wow... you gotta draw one of Blackfire some time." XL shrugged and wrote down, 'I didn't think you would like your girlfriend posing nude for another male.'

Johnny shrugged. "Hey, its a plus side for having an alien girlfriend. They are pretty... loose when it comes to getting naked." XL snickered.

Punk plucked the strings of a guitar. "Hey, this come in white?" He said to the terrified cashier. The cashier slowly nodded and pointed towards the back room. "Thanks, mate!" Punk ran in there and came back a second later. Grabbing a couple sheets of music, he yelled, "Where's the titans, they should be here about now?" "Right here."

The titans were lined up... and they didn't look happy. Johnny rolled his eyes and said, "Hey, Bird boy! Figured you would've had a heart attack after the little 'stabbing' incident." He pulled out a gun. "And I am still pissed about that, by the way."

Robin leaped out of the way of a laser shot. "Teen Titans, go!" He yelled.

Starfire and Blackfire immediately began shooting each other with star bolts and yelling curses in Tameranian at each other. Angel came out of the pet store (holding a cage with a couple parakeets in it) to see Raven and Kyd fighting again. "Didn't you learn from last time not to mess with my boyfriend?" She said, sighing and growing her wings full size.

It was about the middle of the battle, when everyone heard Johnny scream loudly and a loud swallowing noise.

Starfire eep'ed and yelled, "Silkie!" Blackfire held her position and her eyes widened drastically again. "Did... that thing just eat my boyfriend?" She said.

Silkie was large again. And the worm had very obviously just eaten Johnny Rancid... again. "Starfire... did you feed Silkie alien food again?" Robin said, sounding deadly serious. "Uh... it was Beast Boy's fault! He was supposed to watch my bumgorf!" Starfire said, looking horrified. "Starfire. Your bumgorf ate my boyfriend. Make him puke him up!" Blackfire said, glaring at her sister. Starfire raised her eyebrows. "Sister... you certainly have the interesting 'taste'." She said. "I don't give a damn what you think about my preference in guys! Just get Johnny out of there before I blow the thing up!" Blackfire snapped.

Starfire looked horrified. "Don't hurt him!" Kitten sighed and walked over. "M-319. Hold still." She said, patting the thing's back. Silkie glowered at Kitten. "Don't you glare at me! Come on... where is that nerve?" She grumbled, running her fingers over Silkie's back.

Silkie's eyes widened suddenly. "Got it." Kitten said triumphantly. She hit a spot on Silkie's back and said, "Hide." Kitten ducked behind a store window. The other villains didn't hesitate and hid.

Silkie growled for a couple seconds, then... BOOSH!

Pink gunk went flying everywhere. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" See-More yelled, for some of it had got on his helmet. "That's just sick..." Beast Boy grumbled, rubbing stuff off his top. He didn't hide quite fast enough.

Splat! Johnny hit the ground and groaned. "Ugh... I got eaten again..." He grumbled. "And its almost as gross as last time." Raven replied.

A smaller version of Silkie climbed out of the gunk. "Silkie!" Starfire, forgetting all about the fight, picked up her pet. Silkie purred happily.

Kyd rolled his eyes and held up one hand. "Woah!" A couple black portals appeared under the villains and they all vanished into the ground... other than XL. XL glared at the now smirking Kyd Wykkyd, who waved good bye and vanished.

XL turned towards the now focused titans. Crap.


Angel glared at her boyfriend. "You left him behind! Why?" Kyd signed, 'Its part of the prank war we have been having for the past month. Last night... uh... your remember when I fell out of bed?' Angel nodded. 'Lets just leave it at that.' Angel's eyes widened and she said, "Oh..."


Blackfire glanced up from where she was lounging on Johnny's bed. "Johnny, what are you doing?" She asked. "I'm trying to get rid of the damn berry smell!" He yelled. Blackfire giggled and said, "You've been in there for an hour. Hasn't it past gone?"

Johnny walked into his room, his hair still soaking wet and wearing a towel. "No. No it hasn't." Blackfire stood up and sauntered over to him. She leaned a bit forward and inhaled slightly. "Mm... it is slightly there... but I like it."

Johnny slightly raised his eyebrows, but then grinned. "Really?" He said, mischief full in his voice. Blackfire rolled her eyes, but grinned back. "Really."


See-More came down the hall, blushing like a mad man. "What's wrong, See-More?" Kitten asked, looking up from her controller (Billy was trying to teach her to play video games- she still sucked). "Rule 4. Blackfire and Johnny. Enough said." See-More said, sitting down.

Kitten shuddered violently. "Those two have no shame." She said. "Your telling me. Ugh." Billy said, shuddering back. "Who has no shame this time?" Angel said, walking out into the main room. "Both of the couples here, actually." Kitten said, getting greeted by a wing smack.

And rule 4 strikes again. Also, you can imagine what popped up on Kitten's screen. Just don't make me type it out, it makes my keyboard feel dirty.

How Silkie ever got to the mainland, the world may never know.

Pie, I'm still trying to find a place to fit in the XL joke.

Aonns... she isn't pregnant yet. I'm deciding if I should do a separate story about that.

Bye byes! Remember to review!