[Edited 19/12/14]
Chapter 28
Dinner and a Movie
Bouno Nacho, heart attack central.
Yes, we are at Bueno Nacho, Ron said that we had to go out for dinner, and the place he wanted to go was this place, just the name of this fast food restaurant gives me the memories of Shego. But now Shannon is here with Rufus, Ron, and I, we should be good.
I no longer needed to look at the menu, I shouldn't even eat half this junk because of Shannon, woo who, extra who. As always I order a salad and a soft drink.
"Naco Ned, and Grande Size me, and a few burritos on the side for Rufus." Ron said stretching his arms out showing the manager what he meant be 'Grande Size' though we knew Ned for years, he knew what Ron meant, Ron was just being silly.
"On it Ron, and if you want I could give your baby a stuffed Taco." Ned said to his favourite costumer.
"Sure, why not Ned."
It wasn't long before my husband was walking over to me with the tray of our food. When he sent it down, that's when I noticed the toy.
"Ron, what is this?" I ask.
"Oh, Ned said that Shannon could have the stuffed Taco, you know, that way she's busy when we eat."
It made sense, too much sense... Who is this and what have they done with my husband. Kidding. Ron isn't stupid, at least not that stupid.
I took my salad off the tray and added the dressings and accessories. That's when I noticed a pair of eyes staring at me, it was kind of scary, so I gave the owner of the eyes that stuffed Taco and she put it right in her mouth. I heard Ron and Rufus chuckling when they say my little girl already knowing what to do when it came to Mexican food: Shove it in your mouth and eat. Shannon was truly Ron's daughter, even if you can tell just by the eating habits. Trust me, when I breastfeed Shannon every day she makes a mess, if not on her face, on her cloths, and I have no idea how my milk gets on my cloths! I'm topless when I feed her! She is an evil genius, I swear! Met Drakken only a few times in this life and he has already corrupted her tiny mind, that or Shego is getting out. I never took Shego as a messy eater, but I've been wrong before.
I took a bite out of my salad and placed it in my mouth, Ron stuffed a burrito in his mouth.
It didn't take long for Ron to finish, as he is still my loving pig. A few minutes later I finished and took Shannon's stuffed taco out of her mouth and replaced it with her pacifier. Shannon, being the good baby she is, didn't mind. I took her out of the baby seat that she was in and placed her on my hip. "Ron, honey, want to call Monique and see if she'll babysit so we can go to the movies?"
"Sure thing KP."
I took out my Kimmunicator and called my best friend.
'Hey Kim, what's the sitch?'
Does everyone say that to me now?
"Hey Monique, do you mind babysitting tonight, Ron and I want to go to the movies?" I asked her.
'Well...'
Oh no, not the 'Well...' that's not good. Ok, desperate times call for desperate measures. The Puppy Dog Pout.
"Pwaese Mo." I ask, since she has a Kimmunicator too, she can see me, and she's crashing.
'Oh, fine! But you better bring me back some popcorn.'
"Deal, we'll be over in twenty." I turned off my Kimmunicator and walked over to Ron who was putting the garbage away. "Ron, Monique's in, we just got to bring her some popcorn."
"Ok, lets go."
Twenty minutes later...
"Thanks Monique, what would we do without you?"
"Your daughter would be godmotherless." Monique joked. "But, what can I say, she is just so cute to not to say no to." I raised my eyebrow at her. "Don't you give me that look girl." I just gave an innocent smile and handed Shannon's supply bag over.
"Ok, so how about tomorrow you come over for lunch, that way you can bring Shannon and we can sleep in, oh, and there are about five bottles of mothers milk in there, put them in the fridge, oh and heat them up in the microwave for about 25 seconds and if she has any nightmares, you have to have her sleep with you, or else she wont go back to sleep, and-"
"Kim, I know its your first time having her away for the whole night, my aunt was like that to her my cousin. Don't worry, I'll call if I have any questions, if you're still in the movie theatre, I'll call your mom."
"Ok, thanks Monique. See ya later, bye Shannon."
I left, or more like Ron dragged me - I kept looking back at Monique and Shannon - this was going to be hard.
