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Chapter 28

Bella POV

"Alice ask me whens the date for my wedding or anything remotely close and I'll shoot you with Jake's gun" I growled taking my glasses off

"Why you always framing me" Jake whined huffing, awe my little cute baby faced body guard

"Alright but you haven't even picked a matron of honor" Alice whined

"You mean the head bitch that pisses everyone off?" I smirked

"Yes as you so lovingly put it" Alice smiled

"Oh bite me you damn pixie" I grumbled

"See your ass got so damn close with everyone now you have to choose between; Rose, Adriana, Chanel, Candice, and I" Alice smirked smugly

"Shut the hell up you damn pixie" I growled thinking,

I've known Alice and Rose all my life and Alice was as close as a sister to my mom pushing her out on her own, she was always there for me but Rose was just as close if not closer. Adriana was like an older sister except you don't argue with her and Chanel and Candice were really close friends. So I could easily bring this down to between Rose and Alice making stuff even worse seeing as though I was both of their maids of honor, Edward already picked Em and Jazz wasn't mad at all, I swear to God sometimes it was easier to have a dick

"If I tell you I'm down to 2 will you stop harassing me for 5 minutes" I begged

"Give me a date you know Sharon Sacks will want to know" Alice smirking

"When is Rose due again?" I asked making sure I was getting this shit correct

"Um she just hit her third trimester…ooh oh yeah it's the week before Edward's um June 24th" she nodded

"You're sad the kids not even born yet and you're forgetting his birthday" I laughed

"So what he doesn't have to know that…and stop changing the damn subject" she growled, and I thought that would've worked

"Fine but Edward and I haven't even talked about it yet" I said running my hand through my hair

"Well you guys better your appointment is in two days at least tell me you have a color scheme" Alice begged

"Yes so leave me alone you damn pixie" I said getting up and grabbing my purse

"Ooh tell me Bells please Bells please I'll die if you don't" Alice begged, God I feel sorry for Jamie I'm going to laugh if Jamie hates heels and dresses, matter-o-fact I'll be set for life and Karma would be my best friend

"Fine I'll tell you, it's black, white, and emerald green" I said grabbing my keys with her annoying ass squealing the entire time

"Alice you're not getting into this car with me if you don't calm down" no one could pay me to drive in a car with an overexcited Alice it's just not good for your sanity and the last time I did it I was this close to kicking her ass out the car but she was pregnant with Jamie so I didn't do it

"Fine you party pooper" Alice huffed getting in the car

"Alice baby I'm no party pooper I just value my sanity and would rather that every dog within hearing range of this car not follow us home" I smirked pulling off behind Jake and Seth's car with Felix and Demetri in the one behind us

"Funny Bella" Alice grumbled

"Awe you know you still love me" I smiled poking her ear and my phone started ringing

"Hey Bells Rose and I just got back into Washington and we're heading back to the house" Em said

"Okay call me when Rose isn't about to chew anyone's head off" I smirked, like that will ever happen

"When hell freezes over I'll call you back" Em grumbled

"Okay just call me once she's had a good sleep and has eaten" I smirked

"Will do Bella Boo" I could see the smile

"Alright bye Em, see you next week"

"Okay bye Bells love you" hanging up when I heard the dial tone

I dropped Alice off at her house kissing my niece on the head before laughing at Jazz's best god mother ever comment before heading back to my place,

"Alice is hounding me down for a date" I said

"That's all she's hounding you down for" he smirked kissing my temple as we sat in the couch watching Grease just for the hell of it

"And she wants me to pick a brides maid but I don't know"

"I thought I was the only one I'm stuck between Em and Jazz" and here I thought he had picked

"So why don't you pick both of them I bet they wouldn't complain at all"

"Why don't you take your own damn advice?"

"I have no idea I'll run it by them and they better agree because my ass is stuck right now" I huffed

"So that date thing what are you thinking?"

"Um I don't know I'm not sure if I want it before or after Rose have Ethan"

"If we do it before then we have like a month" he pointed out

"True so we do it after we have to wait until she's out of the hospital so let's say late July"

"Okay what about July 24th?"

"I don't want it to close to anyone's birthday" I pointed out

"It's not"

"So July 24th it is…Alice would be so proud right now"

"I bet you she wearing a medal right now"

"Bye" I said getting out the car

"Bye Popsicles" Jake and the others said, I nodded before walking into the house and flopping into a lazy boy recliner groaning dropping a bunch of papers on the coffee table and dropping my shoes next to me and kicking my legs up with a groan, smiling when I heard the familiar barking of Spendor and Bullet, I opened my eyes easily making enough space for them in the huge recliner,

"Hey mommy had a long day" I whispered scratching behind their ear, Bullet barked laying his head next to Spendor

"And you know what…we have to be on a jet tomorrow night after I have lunch with Sharon and then a fitting" I whispered and Spendor whined either because he understood the pain or because I stopped petting him, I'm going to go with the second one

"I have lunch at 1 and its 11 right now and I have to eat and get showered and make it out the bathroom" I mumbled, and Spendor and Bullet looked at me

"Or I could relax here for right now and enjoy your company" I whispered closing my eyes

Edward POV

I walked in seeing Bella's shoes which she never left lying around the house, I walked towards the chair chuckling there my favorite person and pets laid all asleep, I walked over noticing the stack of papers and sighing and calling Jake,

"Hey man"

"Hey when did you guys get home?"

"About a 20 minutes ago why?"

"No reason, what does Bella have planned for tomorrow?"

"Um you guys have lunch with Sharon at 1 she has a fitting and then we leave at 10 for Seattle"

"Okay thanks see you tomorrow"

"Okay bye but she's tired she practically dragged herself through the door"

"I know she's sleeping in the lazy boy"

"In the clothes she wore today?"

"Yeah, she's tired"

"Tell me about it man, bye"

"Bye" and hung up after I heard the dial tone, and sighed a fitting sounds like nothing but I went with her once and it's utter chaos and you're there for hours in and out of the fitting room I've actually seen models sneak naps between all of it, I smiled kissing her before grabbing her purse keys and shoes and heading up stairs, putting her bag down and putting her shoes away after remembering it was color style brand smiling when I put them in the right rack, I didn't attempt to put the bag away because I would confuse the shit out of myself I went back down stairs picking up Spendor and Bullet and bringing them upstairs and onto their doggy beds before heading back downstairs and easily picking Bella up not that I'm bragging but I was just as ripped as Em it's just that I didn't look like I had boulders for arms but the strength was there but hell Bella was light weighing only 122 pounds and I bench press 350 pounds so you do the math.

"Hey" I smiled when her eyes fluttered open when I started take her clothes off

"Hey" she smiled, I leaned over kissing her

"Come on, did you eat?" I asked as she helped me get her undressed

"No" she yawned rubbing her eyes; I smiled picking her up and stepping under the shower

After our shower I carried her back down stairs because a) I get a little work out b) I enjoy carrying my fiancé around it's great practice and c) she's practically dead, I pulled out one of her precooked meals for things like this before heating up to servings, smiling as we ate in comfortable silence her entire body on auto pilot, is it wrong that even her auto pilot is sexy. After I finished washing the plates I carried Bella's practically dead body back upstairs and laid her down,

"Good night" I smiled

"Good *yawn* night" she smiled

"I love you" I smiled kissing her

"I love yo- *yawn* too" and she was gone, I chuckled pulling the sheet up over her remembering to turn her phones off and put them on the charger before climbing into the bed and pulling her to me as she eased into me.

"Bella, Love wake up" I whispered nudging her to wake up, she groaned turning around, I chuckled before jumping on the bed,

"Edward no" she whined moving to the other side of the bed

"No wake up its 11:32" I said jumping on the bed

"Crap" she yelled falling out of the bed

"None of that would have happened if you had just gotten up" I smirked laughing when she glared at me before flipping me off

"Oh that's just mean" I laughed

"Have I had coffee yet?"

"Point taken" I laughed

We got dressed (outfits on polyvore) get in my silver Hennessey GT and pulling off following Jake, Seth and Nathan with Felix and Demetri behind us, we pulled up to 'Butter' and getting out getting a table with Sharon before relaxing ordering and getting down to business making the plans and picking things like the flowers and designer before Bella left for a private fitting with Jake and the others leaving me with Nathan,

"Man I didn't know it took all this to plan a wedding" I laughed

"You thought Rose and Alice just acted like that for fun?" Nathan laughed

"Yeah" I laughed

"Dude no one acts like that for fun" Nathan laughed shaking his head as we walked ignoring the camera flashes

"And when's the engagement party again?" Nathan asked

"Um next week Saturday" I said

"Man when paparazzi catch this they're going to have a field day" Nathan laughed

"I'm glad we could avoid them for so long" I nodded

"Well if they're ninja celebrities it would be you two" Nathan laughed, we walked laughing some more and buying a pair of sneakers and picking out a necklace, earrings, and bracelet at the jeweler before leaving and picking Bella up after we lost the paparazzi and heading down to the Victoria Secret's HQ for Bella's other fitting kissing Bella bye as she placed the ring in the box into my glove box, we had decided that no one other than certain people would know so James, Adriana, Chanel, Candice, Adriana's husband Marko Jaric, James, Marc (Jacobs), Taylor (Lautner), Kellan (Lutz), Justin (Timberlake), Kristen (Stewart), Robert (Patterson), and Justin (Beiber) were going to find out next week Saturday and Sharon, Alice, Jazz, Em, Rose, Carlisle, Esme, Charlie, Renee, and Phil would be there too. I pulled off heading back to the house to grab some last minute things knowing Bella would be showering and changing there so we could go straight to the airport, I worked out for a little bit until it 7:30 then went to take a shower and got dressed,

"Guys lets go" I called and Spendor and Bullet came scampering around the corner

"In the car" I said, they jumped into the limo heading to their doggy beds, I got in before we pulled off pulling up to the VSHQ. I got out with Jake and the others taking the ride up,

"Hey Edward" Rosie (Huntington- Whitley) said giving me a peck on the cheek

"Man best job ever" Jake mumbled

"No wonder Bella doesn't want you guys in her" I laughed there were literally hot girls walking around in nothing in underwear

"Hey she's in her shower" Alessandra (Ambrosio) said giving me a hug and a peck on the cheek

"Hey thanks" I called she waved before walking off, I went upstairs and sat relaxing

We left after Bella came out and we said bye getting on the highway meeting Jazz, Alice, and Jamie at the airport catching our flight and while Bella took Jamie and let everyone sleep, I tried to stay awake but Jet's put me to sleep so in the end I fell asleep watching Bella and Jamie relax and watching Jamie's favorite…Wow, Wow, Wubzzy no wonder she's so damn energetic that yellow thing never stays still and I think Bella figured that out too.

We pulled up to the house, saying good night to Jake and the other's before walking into the house,

"I think I'll follow their lead" Bella mumbled following Spendor and Bullet upstairs to our room with me right behind them I was out cold as soon as my head hit the pillow.