"Hello out there!" Nia giggled, waving to the cheering audience. "So, our first review comes from MyVisionIsDying, who says, I actually have questions this time! *Gasps, cheers and applauds* Glinda; seeing as you're so bubbly (ha, do you get it? Bubbly and you travel by bubble?) Would you ever sing "For the First Time in Forever" if you had the chance? Cause it reminds me of you in a way... sort of... And Fiyero; seeing as you're a prince and regal and all... have you ever sung "I Just Can't Wait to be King", from The Lion King when you were younger or any age? And everyone; wish me luck! I'm going into war- as in, exams at school soon- so I need the luck! Please? Pretty please? Okay bye."
"Good luck in battle!" Nia smiled.
"I love singing!" Glinda smiled. "So of course!"
"Was that a dare?" Fiyero asked.
"I don't think so," Nia shrugged.
"Actually, being king is a really big responsibility and…" Fiyero trailed off on all the reasons why he didn't want to be king yet. "And finally," he concluded. "It makes me sound old."
"And we wouldn't want that, now, would we?" Nia laughed.
"No!" Fiyero shouted.
"Alright, then. Our next review comes from I'mFlyingHighDefyingGravity. HEY! She says, Well hello again! Finally I got to play Fiyero in air hockey. Sorry you lost, buddy... like fifteen times. And nice hair. *Cackles* so... Let's see... Elphaba, if Rainy's skin was a different color OTHER than green, what color would you choose? (It wont actually happen) hmm... Chistery, do you actually like bananas, or are flying Monkeys different? Everyone: what's your favorite out of Nia's stories? They're AMAZING. And here's a giant chocolate fountain and strawberries. *Snaps fingers and chocolate fountain appears on stage* well, goodbye! *Snaps fingers and is wearing Act II Elphaba dress and flies on broom offstage singing Defying Gravity*"
"Yero was never any good at sports," Elphaba chuckled, seeing Fiyero's face turn beat red.
"I lost to a girl," Fiyero muttered.
"Not just any girl," Nia smirked, trying to make it worse. "A teenage girl."
"That makes it better?"
"Yes!"
"Um… I like Rainy's skin just the way it is," Elphaba smiled, pulling her daughter into her lap and kissing her forehead.
"What? You thought that just because I'm a monkey I like bananas?" Chistery asked, shocked.
"You don't like bananas?" Dorothy asked.
"Of course I like bananas! I'm a monkey!" Chistery exclaimed.
"What is with the referencing today?" Nia asked. "Okay! I'm holding a competition! The first person that guesses the above reference will get to co-host the next episode with me."
"We love all of Nia's stories," Glinda smiled.
"Spoken like a true pro," Nia smiled.
A giant chocolate fountain and the strawberries appeared. Nia's eyes widened in delight as she made a quick dash to the fountain. "YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Thanks, Sydney!"
The group sat on the stage and ate the chocolate covered strawberries until half an hour later, when Nia decided it was time to continue with the interview. "Next, we have Broadwaylover56, who says, Hi everybody! I didn't get into my school musical! *Crying* Elphaba, if you could create Rainy's birthday party, what would you put? Rainy is soooooooooooo cute! Let it go is awesome. Btw, what are your least favorite musicals? Mine is kinky boots and Chicago."
"Aw. I'm sorry you didn't get in," Elphaba said, a small frown appearing on her face. "Don't give up!" she added as encouragement. "And Rainy's birthday party would probably be princess themed."
"LET IT GO!" Rainy sang. A squeal and she dissolved into a fit of childish giggles.
After everyone said their least favorite musicals, none of which were Wicked or Dogfight, much to Nia's pleasure, the teenager continued. "Next, we have Elphabalover101, who… REALLY, ELISA?!"
"What did she do?" Elphaba asked.
Growling, Nia glared at the paper with Elphabalover101's review on it, about to tear it to shreds. "Anyway, she says, Hi! Flappy Bird, huh? *Wicked smirk* *Grabs my tablet, turns on Flappy Bird, and gives the tablet to Elphaba* Here, Elphaba! This is Flappy Bird! Go ahead and play for as long as you want, but I want my tablet back when you're done! Nia, I forbid you from interfering with Elphaba's Flappy Bird! WHAT! What do you mean you couldn't find the lyrics to Step By Step!? I told you where to find them! *Sigh* why do I have to do everything myself? *Gets on my email and emails Nia the lyrics to Step By Step* Now Nessa can sing the song!"
Elphaba began engrossed in the game, much to Nia's displeasure.
"Alright, Elisa!" Nia growled. "You know what…?"
"I'm working on it!" Elisa shouted from the audience, knowing what Nia was talking about.
"I am so done!" Nia face palmed. "Here are the lyrics, Nessa." Nia handed the younger Thropp the printed out versions and Nessa began to sing.
"Step one life has finally begun. Step two every step will be new. As I step out let 'em all see me. Looking all dreamy. Taking my stand. Step by, step by, step by step. Step three Boq will finally love me. Step four he'll love Glinda no more. She can step aside the moment he sees. He'll fall to his knees and beg for my hand. Step by, step by, step kick. For those who used to ignore me, step kick. For those who felt sorry for me, step kick. Here comes a change in weather. Huddle together. I predict stormy. Step five, look who's finally alive. Step six, look who's got her own tricks. Watch me! Step aside. Into a new land. Munchkins will rule and Boq in my thrall. Who cares if they call me a witch? Call me a beast. Call me the Wicked Witch of the East! 'Cause step by, Step by, Step by, Step by, Step by, Step by step I'll have it all!"
The audience cheered as Nessa finished the song. "I like that song."
"I wish it was kept," Nia sighed.
"Me, too," Nessa agreed.
"Next we have Doglover645, who says, Glinda: Glinda-fy me. PLEASE! Elphie: Is it okay if you guest-star on my Frozen Q&A? Fiyero: Keep dancing through life, man."
"Sure!" Glinda smiled, getting out her makeup!
"YES!" came an excited voice from the audience. Nia looked up as Doglover645 jumped onto the stage and sat in front of Glinda.
"I would love to guest star on your Frozen Q&A," Elphaba smiled.
The teenager in front of Glinda gave a green witch a giddy smile before motioning for Nia to continue.
"I will!" Fiyero said, giving his nod of approval.
"Next we have Axel Treehorn (Guest), who says, IIIMMMM BAACCCKKK! I may or may not duct taped Morrible to a tree and she may or may not be tortured by listening to the Vocaloids. Morrible: HOW DO YOU STAND THIS?! Me: Just do. I AM SO EVIL!
Glinda, you CAN wear colors, just green and yellow. Why? Because you're blonde and green looks on everything. Okay, that didn't sound the way I planned...
Actors, watch "Our Love was Fake" by Britani Louise Taylor on YouTube! Note: This wasn't made to make fun of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattision. This was made to prove a theory of hers.
Dorothy, I'm one of those people who actually like you. So let's trap Aunt Em, Uncle Henry and Gregory Maguire here.
Elphaba and Fiyero, sing Timber by Pitbull and Kesha!
Nia, yes, 50 % of my sanity is dying. It's due to Fanfiction...
Boq, face it. Glinda doesn't like you...you're totally cray cray...
Wizard, I still don't like you...-appears and slaps you with a herring-...
Nessa, if I said I ship Bessa, what would you do?"
Glinda shrieked as she was poofed into a green and yellow dress. "NO!"
Nia cringed, feeling a meltdown on the horizon. "The actors and actresses had to leave, but here's the video." Nia pulled the video up on her laptop for everyone to see.
"That was interesting," Nessa said.
"Very interesting," Fiyero agreed.
"I'll get them," Nia said, dialing numbers on her phone. "And we're running out of time, so we're going to have to skip the singing for now. And fanfiction actually helps keep me sane. But that's just me."
Boq frowned and pouted.
"Why?" Oscar grumbled.
"Some people just take more time to forgive than others," Nia shrugged.
"Thank you!" Nessa smiled, giving Boq a smirk.
"Now we have Wickedly Hope Pancake, who says, Yes! That was awesome Nia! Sorry I botched up your name! *Hands you a plate of I'm Sorry Cookies* Elphaba, don't feel bad that Nelly still hates you, she said that we're sworn enemies too... Apparently. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway...*Sits down in a chair* Let's get down to business, shall we? Elphaba, you and Glinda get unicorns! You're welcome! Fiyero and Boq, you get ponies! Aaaalrigth, that's all. Bye now! *Disappears in a puff of glitter*"
"It's fine," Nia said, waving it off as she took the cookies.
"It's okay," Elphaba said, shrugging her shoulders. A green unicorn trotted onto the stage, closely followed by a pink unicorn.
"PINK!" Glinda shouted, completely forgetting about the teenager she was supposed to be giving a make-over to."
"Glindaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Doglover645 whined.
"Whoops! Sorry," Glinda apologized sheepishly, running back to the teenager and finishing up. "You're all done!" she said, handing her a hand mirror.
"Wow! I look Ozmazifying! Thanks, Glinda!" Doglover645 said, giving the blonde witch a hug before running back to her seat in the audience.
"Anytime!" Glinda called after her.
Two brown ponies trotted onto the stage and halted next to Fiyero and Boq.
"Thanks!" the two men smiled.
"Cute! Next, we have Elphaba'sGirl, who says, Once upon a time (in Oz) there was a girl named Nia. She wrote a wonderful story and then, it just stopped being updated. When Nia finally updated again, there was a huge party and a whole bunch of questions.
Fiyero: A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
Morrible: What do you think about when you are alone in your car? (Or carriage. Whatever)
Wizard: What's the biggest mistake you mistake you made in your life and what did you learn from it?
G(a)linda: When was the last time you lost your temper? What was the situation and why do you think this affects you so?
Rainy: What is your 5-year goal?
Nessarose: What was the last gift you gave someone?
Boq: What did you want to be when you were 10 years old?
Elphaba: *hands her a glass of water* How would you sell me this glass of water?
That's all! Luv ya! Update soon(er than last time) Nia!"
"How's this for an update?" Nia smirked.
"Was that a reference?" Elphaba asked.
"I don't know… You tell me," Nia smirked.
"He says, "Which way's the party?"," Fiyero chuckled. "And he's here to PAR-TAY!"
"He's grown up," Nia muttered under her breath.
"Um… my job," Madame Morrible said, not knowing what else to say.
"My biggest mistake was using Elphaba and I learned not to trust Morrible," Oscar answered.
"Good lesson," Nia nodded.
"When Elphaba wouldn't let me give her a makeover," Glinda answered.
"When was this?" Fiyero asked.
"Last week," Elphaba said casually.
The audience burst into laughter. Glinda's face turned a bright red and Elphaba crackled.
"I wanna be famous like Mommy!" Rainy giggled.
"Yeah… no you don't, sweetie," Elphaba said gently, kissing Rainy's forehead.
"The last gift I've ever given anyone was a sweater for Fabala's birthday," Nessa said, smiling at her sister.
"I wanted to be a scientist," Boq answered.
"Um… would you like to buy a glass of water?" Elphaba asked unsurely.
Elphaba'sGirl shook her head. "That doesn't sound convincing enough. Try again."
"Buy this water! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!" Elphaba said, looking over Elphaba'sGirl's shoulder at Nia, who was holding a giant cheat-sheet poster over her head.
Elphaba'sGirl smiled as she took the glass of water from Elphaba and chugged the water. "See y'all soon!"
"Bye!" Nia said, throwing the poster over her shoulder and waving to her guest. "Next, we have Chanty420, who says, Hey Nia! Long time since I've last seen an update here. Okay, have you taught them how to use a credit card yet? And can we not stay underwater if possible? Elphie: Go watch Les Mis 2012 as well. And, what's your favorite characteristic of Glinda, Fiyero, Boq, Nessa, Wizard and Melena?
Glinda: *hands you a pink cake, pink cupcake and pink pouch* you're welcome!
Fiyero: You can take off your dye now. And even though I like Boq, go dye his hair white and pink and let it stay for two episodes as well. But I won't leave you without a dare, for the rest of this episode, you're only way of responding to questions is by whispering your answer to Elphaba. Your only exception is if you have to sing:)
Nessa: So, what are your top 3 favorite subjects while you were at Shiz? And while you were at Shiz, how did it feel like rooming with Morrible?
Boq: Sorry for the hair dye incident. Go watch POTO 2004 while eating these cookies. But before you watch that, who are your favorite characters from any musicals?
Wizard: I don't really hate you that much. Here, have some mango juice!
Dorothy: What's your favorite color? And how many years have you owned Toto
And Nia, let them read one of your reviewers' fanfiction. Tell the audience what you picked and their reactions. Bye;)"
"They know," Nia said, looking at Glinda's multiple shopping bags. "Boy, do they know."
"After seeing Glinda's reaction, I'm really not sure," Elphaba said as she began to list adjectives with consisted of nice, sweet, kind, smart, thoughtful, among other adjectives.
"Thank you!" Glinda smiled, taking her new pink items.
"Thank you!" Fiyero sighed in relief. Nia snapped her fingers and Fiyero's hair was returned to normal.
"NO!" Boq shouted as his hair slowly turned colors. Nia handed him a mirror, but he pushed it away. Frowning, he leaned over and whispered something to Elphaba.
"I can't say that!" Elphaba gasped horrified.
Boq whispered something else.
"Okay, now that's just rude!"
More whispering.
Elphaba slapped him across the face. She turned to the teenager sitting behind the desk. "I slapped him for you."
"Thanks!" Nia smiled at the emerald witch.
"My favorite subjects were Political Science, History and Physiology," Nessa smiled. "And it was… weird."
Boq slouched in his seat, refusing to answer.
"I think he's just gonna pout like that for the rest of the episode," Glinda said.
"Thanks for the mango juice!" Oscar said as he took the mango juice and took a small sip.
"My favorite color is blue and I've had Toto for about… five years," Dorothy smiled, stroking Toto's fur.
Nia giggled as she opened up her laptop. "We are going to read Bro'mance by ExoticPeachBlossom. In it's entirety. Which means all 72 chapters… at once."
5 hours later…
"Well…" Nia asked, waiting for their opinions.
"I'm not in it," Melena frowned.
"I was only in two chapters," the Wizard complained.
"I… um…" Nessa said, looking at Glinda.
Glinda just shook her head.
"Elphaba?" Nia asked, looking at the green witch.
"I… wha… but… I… well… how many times die I… die?" the green witch finally managed to stutter.
"Five… six… or seven," Nia answered quietly. "That last chapter, though. With that cliffy. I just can't." The teenager began to fan her face with her right hand.
"I've always wanted a brother," Fiyero smiled.
"Shut up, Fifi!" Glinda admonished, smacking Fiyero upside the head with her heal.
"Okay, we're gonna give Elphaba a moment to regroup. Here, Elphaba. Have some Flappy Bird," Nia said, handing Elphaba Elisa's tablet. "Better?"
"A little," Elphaba whispered.
"Good," Nia smiled softly. "Moving on, we have NellytheActress." A loud sigh and Nia continued. "Nelly says, *Gasps* You're so mean! Let's try this again. I dare everyone (including Elphaba) to wear green and for Elphaba to turn pink. I will keep daring the same thing until it's done! Also, your cute Nia not adorable, I'm the only adorable one here! Oh, and no cookies for you! Question! If there was a zombie apocalypse and you guys (meaning Nessa, Boq, Elphaba, Galinda, Fiyero and Nia) had to sacrifice one of the people listed above, who would it be? I WANT AN ANSWER! Dare! Rainy and Fiyero, CATFIGHT! NOW!"
Nia clapped her hands twice and everyone, including Elphaba, was wearing a green. Elphaba skin turned a hot shade of pink.
"Sorry, Elphie," Nia said, slowly shrinking under her desk.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Nelly shouted from the audience.
"Shut up before I turn her back!" Nia shouted.
The laughing stopped.
"That's what I thought!" Nia slowly peaked up and saw Elphaba looking down at her pink hand. "And I'm adorable! Just ask Megan! And I can live without cookies."
"I can't," Glinda frowned. "And who's Megan?"
"Nelly knows who I'm talking about," Nia clarified. She wrote the names of everyone above on pieces of paper and places them in a hat. Closing her eyes, she reached inside the hat and pulled out a name. Boq. Placing the name in the envelope and sealing it, she motioned for someone backstage. "Bill," Nia said as a teenage boy in a purple crew t-shirt walked onstage. "Can you please give this to Nelly in the audience?"
"Sure thing, Nia," Bill smiled.
"Thanks!" Nia said, waving to the boy.
"I can't catfight my five year old daughter!" Fiyero protested.
"He does have a point. And you can review that all you want, I'm still not going to do it," Nia said, her nose high in the air.
"WHAT?!" Nelly shrieked from the audience.
"You heard me!" Nia shouted. "Next, we have TheWickedrae, who says, Lol. Even though I haven't read that story, I know it hasn't ended well. Should I do a Frozen/wicked cross over after I finish NWNY? Me and my friend came up with one... just not sure if I should post it. *Is braiding Glinda's hair whilst she braids mine* Sparkly! I found- oops... Nia! *Runs over* um... *whispering* I broke Glin's crown... will she kill me *start acting totally UNSUSPICIOUS* Where's Rain? (My nickname for her) RAIN! *Runs backstage ignoring protests of Wicked members and adults* *Two minutes later* HOW DO I GET HER TO STOP CRYING?! DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?! *Runs on stage with Rain* She won't stop crying... :(... Yeah, I'm hyper. I don't even now how my computer hasn't broken with how fast I'm typing sooooo... please ignore spelling mistakes! Lol I sound like a teacher! Morri, Morrible is it alright if I call you Morri? Anyway, do you have kids? Elphaba, how many powers do you have? Glinny... if something sparkly... I dunno... let's say your crown was broken by... a... I dunno... certain fan girl that was a best friend... like me? What would you do to them, just out of curiosity... Fiyero, hmmmm... I dare you to dare me to do something. I dunno. I'm bored. Who else is bored? (not with the story... with homework) Yeah that's right! I've got homework and revision to do and I'm slacking off! Lol. Dorothy did you ever not do homework and say Toto ate it? I've tried to... doesn't work with a golden retriever for some reason... Props to Nia! for getting let it go AND defying gravity stuck in my head at the same time! ;D Dr. Dillamond, how many A's or A+'s did Elphaba get? *Giggles* how many did Fiyero get? Wizard... umm... nothing much to say to you... but... PUNCH BUGGIE GREEN! Melena, what's your idea of a perfect wedding? Anyway, organic cupcakes to y'all! See ya later, guys! XOXO :P Oh, I forgot to ask, should I update NWNY? XD"
"Yes! You should totally do that!" Nia smiled. "Both the crossover and the update!"
TheWickedrae ran to the green witch and gave her the crying toddler. Elphaba took Rainy into her lap and rocked in her arms, whispering a soothing lullaby to her.
"No, I don't have any kids," Morrible answered.
"Um… I had a lot of magical power. I mean… I can read from the Grimmerie. That's got to count for something, right?" Elphaba asked hopefully.
"I counts for everything, Elphaba," Nia smiled.
"Don't worry about it," Glinda smiled. "I have many other crowns."
"That she does," Elphaba confirmed under her breath.
Glinda quickly stuck her tongue out at her best friend.
"What do you want me to do?" Fiyero asked.
"I dunno," Nia said, shrugging her shoulders.
"I've tried it," Dorothy confirmed. "It doesn't work."
The audience snickered.
"You're welcome!" Nia smiled. "I really try."
"The lowest grade Miss Elphaba received on my assignments was an 'A-'," Dr. Dillamond answered.
"That was the worst grade I've ever received," Elphaba frowned.
"Master Fiyero is a completely different story," Dr. Dillamond said, smirking at the young Prince.
Fiyero blushed and shrunk in his seat.
"What?" Oscar asked.
"Nothing," Nia shook her head.
"Um… probably where the love between the bride and groom is mutual. It has to be a love that so strong, nothing can break it apart," Melena said, smiling at her answer.
"That was… beautiful," Nia said, tears filling her eyes as she quickly reached for the box of tissues on her desk. "And thanks for the cupcakes! Now, our last review comes from HeartofInk22500. Welcome to the show! HeartofInk22500 says, Just found this story the other day- and I admit this story is amazifying (Glinda you should know that I use your broken grammar constantly because it's fun.) Well, I figured I'd give this a shot... hmm. Oh, I know! Fiyero, you were all sorts of asshole to Elphaba when you first met- remember your "Maybe the driver saw green and thought it meant go?" insult? When I first heard you say that I wanted to rip your lungs out and shove them up where the sun don't shine- and it wasn't even insulting to me. So, the question is- Elphaba, when he said that to you what were you feeling, and while you wound up storming off, is there anything you wanted to do to him instead? To Biq- I mean, Boq, I dare you to wear Glinda's bubble dress and talk in a high-pitched, girly voice and use her broken grammar for 20 minutes straight. You were so badass in "March of the Witch Hunters" that I need to demean you again. (I finally saw Wicked on Broadway last week so... but seriously I was surprised at how... awesome you seemed in that song. Not that I approve of you trying to hurt Elphaba, but it was a much needed change from dorky munchkin boy.) To Glinda, what if back when you and Elphie hated each other you two switched bodies for a week. How would you have reacted? To Fiyero, if Elphaba cast a spell on you and turned you into something horribly embarrassing for an entire week and she refused to change you back (IDK think of something awful) how would you get back at her? And however you'd get back at her- do it now while you're at it. Just for fun. Oh, also another question Fiyero, what exactly happened when the Gale Force was torturing you? And what were your thoughts when you first woke up as a scarecrow? Elphie can leave the room if she needs to. And Dorothy, on a little side note- I think you're as much the victim as Elphaba is. You were both tricked by the Wizard in some way, Elphaba's result was just a bit more... destructive to her life. But I actually like you a lot, Dorothy. So my question is- if you had to live in Oz for a year, who would you hang out with the most? Oh, and by the way, I actually liked Morrible up until Defying Gravity. But I hate her now. So can someone drop a piano on top of her? Please? That's all for now- PEACE OUT!"
"Finally! Someone gets it!" Glinda smiled.
"Well, in my defense, I was genially self-absorbed and deeply shallow," Fiyero defended himself.
"I don't think that helps your case right now," Nia giggled.
"I was a little offended, but it's not the worst insult I've heard," Elphaba said. "And I was honestly considering turning him into a toad."
"Or a scarecrow," Nia quipped.
"That too," Elphaba smiled.
Boq whispered something to Elphaba. "Are you sure you want me to say that to Nia?" Elphaba asked, smirking as she raised her eyebrow. Frowning, Boq shook his head and sighed.
Elphaba turned to Nia and nodded. Nia snapped her fingers and Boq was poofed into Glinda's bubble dress.
"I would have freaked out," Glinda said, scrunching up her nose.
"I second that," Elphaba answered.
Fiyero smirked.
"Don't you dare!" Elphaba hissed.
"I didn't say anything!" Fiyero protested. "And it was really weird. One minute I was being whipped into telling the Gale Force where Elphaba was, and the next, I slowly began to feel like I was slipping away and the next thing I know, I'm a scarecrow. My first thought was "Whoa!""
"I can imagine," Glinda whispered.
"What?" Elphaba asked, looking at her best friend.
"Nothing."
"Thank you! Finally, some sympathy!" Dorothy exclaimed. "And I have grown to like Miss Elphaba."
Elphaba gave the farm girl a grateful smile. "Thank you."
The farm girl blushed in return.
"And so did I," Nia said, looking at Morrible. "That's all the time we have for today. Keep those questions coming and we'll see you all in the next episode!"
Special thanks to MyVisionIsDying, I'mFlyingHighDefyingGravity, Broadwaylover56, Elphabalover101, Doglover645, Axel Treehorn (Guest), Wickedly Hope Pancake, Elphaba'sGirl, Chanty420, NellytheActress, TheWickedrae, and HeartofInk22500
Song Used:
"Step by Step" cut song from 'Wicked'
